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好运查理/查莉成长日记/GoodLuckCharlie第一季第一集S01E01StudyDateHi,Charlie,thereyouare.嗨Charlie快看看你Ninemonthsoldandlookhowcuteyouare.才九个月大多可爱啊AndlookhowcuteIam.再看看我多么可爱啊It'syourbigsisterTeddyhere,我是你的姐姐TeddyAndI'mmakingthisvideodiary我在拍视频日记Tohelpyousurviveour...来帮你立足于我们这个Specialfamily.特别的家Oh,hey.Lookslikedadtaughtyouhowtoeatbananas.嗨看来老爹已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh,andthere'smom,哦这是妈妈Lookinglovelierthaneverthismorning.今天早上看起来最可爱了Notinthemood.没那心情和你开玩笑Okay.Ithinkyou'vehadenoughbananas.好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了Sowe'reswitchingtosweetpeas!我们改吃点甜豌豆吧You'regonnalovethem.Look,mommythinksthey'resoyummy.你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦Verysmart.Alwaysmakemommytryitfirst,okay?非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Oh,andthere'syourolderbrotherPJ哦那是你的大哥PJDoingtoday'shomeworkatthelastminuteasusual.像往常一样在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业It'snottoday'shomework.这才不是今天的家庭作业Thisisyesterday'shomework.这是昨天的家庭作业There'sachanceyoutwowillbe你可能有机会和你哥哥inhighschooltogether.一起念高中哦Oh,andthere'sdadpreparingforanotherday'swork.哦那是爸爸在准备下一天的工作Hekillsbugsforaliving.他靠杀虫来赚钱Honey,comeon.we'vebeenthroughthis.宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Idon'tkillbugs.我不是杀虫I'mapestcontrolspecialist.我是害虫防治专家Eitherway...还不都是得Sonowyou'vemetthewholefamily.现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Forgettingsomebody?忘记某人了吧Gabe!nonono.Ididn'tforgetaboutyou.Gabe不是不是的我没有忘记你Iwasjustsavingthebestforlast.我只是打算拿你来压轴Charlie,thatwasyouryoungerolderbrotherGabe.Charlie那是你的小哥哥GabeYouwanttosaysomethingtoCharlie?你想对Charlie说点什么吗Youruinedmylife.你毁了我的生活Okay,soit'stakingGabealittlebitlonger好了看来Gabe还需要点时间Togetusedtoyou.Youwerekindofasurprise.来适应你因为你有点像个惊喜Ithoughtsurprisesweresupposedtobegood.我还以为惊喜是好事呢And...cut.好了就到这里了Okay,gang,listenup.好了大家听着I'mgoingbacktoworktonightatthehospital我今晚要回到医院工作ForthefirsttimesinceCharliewasborn,这是从Charlie出生后我第一次上班SoIwanteveryonetostayathome所以我想让你们今晚全都留在家-andhelpdadwiththebaby.-Wait--no,mom.-帮你爸爸照顾宝宝-等下不行妈妈I'mnotgonnabeheretonight.我今晚不能待在家里Ihaveastudydateatthelibrary.我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Don'tyoumeanstudlydate...你的意思是借学习之机WithSpencer?和Spencer约会吧Oh,saveitforyourpillow.哦留着亲你的枕头吧I'msorry,Teddy,butyou'rejustgonnahavetoreschedule.我很抱歉Teddy但是你得重新安排你的计划But,dad--但是爸爸-Bob!-Uh,dad'snotavailablerightnow.-Bob-嗯爸爸现在也不管用了Mom,don'ttakethisthewrongway,妈妈别误会我的意思Butwhydidyouguyshavetohaveanotherbaby?但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Well,becausethreekidswasjusttooeasy.那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Three'sforquitters.胆小鬼才只生三个AndTeddy,youknowbetterthantoscheduleTeddy你已经懂事了不至于去和astudydatewithaboyI'venevermet.一个我从来没见过的男生约会一起学习吧Comeon.asdad,it'smyresponsibility拜托作为你的爸爸toknoweverydetailofmykids'lives.知道我孩子的每个生活细节是我的责任Ohyeah?是吗WhatschooldoIgoto?那我的学校校名是什么Um--theonenamedafterthatpresident.嗯和某个总统名字一样Hey,youknowwhat?I'vegottodriveyoukidstoschool.嗨快点吧我得开车送你们去学校了-Let'sgo.-Wait,Ihaven'thadbreakfastyet.-我们走吧-等下我还没吃早饭呢-Comeon,let'sgo.-Mostimportantmealoftheday-快点我们走-一天中最重要的一餐-Nevergotit.-Let'sgo!-我从没吃到过-我们走吧-I'vegottagetyouto...Roosevelt?-Lincoln.-我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢-是林肯小学Gotit.记住了Day'sallburnttoast生活搞得一团糟Runninglate,anddadsays就要迟到爸爸在叫Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Iclosemyeyes,takeabite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grabaride,laughoutloud跳上车子放声大笑Thereitisupontheroof就在这里我们的家I'vebeenthere,I'vesurvived我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过Sojusttakemyadvice所以听取我的建议Hanginthere,baby,thingsarecrazy宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈ButIknowyourfutureisbright可是我知道你会有美好未来Hanginthere,Baby宝贝不要放弃Thereisnomaybe不要怀疑Everythingturnsoutallright一切终会如你所愿Surelifeisupanddown生活有悲有喜Buttrustme,itcomesbackallaround可是请相信我坚持就有好结果You'regonnalovewhoyouturnouttobe你会喜欢将来的你Hanginthere,Baby宝贝不要放弃Bobhoney,I'mleavingforwork!Bob亲爱的我去上班了Okay,honey,here'sCharlie'sschedule.好了老公这是Charlie的生活安排Ittellsyouwhentofeedher,这上面写着什么时候喂她Whentochangeherandwhentoputherdown.什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Sweetheart,wouldyourelax?宝贝放轻松Bigdaddy'sgotthisallundercontrol.一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Okay,justbecausethat'sonyourbarbecueapron好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Doesn'tmakeittrue.你就真当自己全能了Nowifcharliegetsfussy,如果Charlie哭闹了herrubberduckywillcalmherdown.她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来They'reallovertheplace.Pleasebecareful--它们到处都是拜托你小心点-They'reallovertheplace.-Honey...-它们到处都是-亲爱的YouseemtoforgetIwasfullyinvolved你似乎忘记了我已经事无巨细地intheraisingofthreekids.养育了三个孩子Oh,yeah?When'smybirthday?哦是吗我生日是什么时候-Julytwelfth.-Novembertwentythird.-5月12号-11月23号Gotit.记住了Goodluck,Charlie.祝你好运CharlieMwah!Bye.拜拜Bye.拜拜Hey,dad?嗨爸爸-Yeah?-Ihaveahomeworkquestion.-什么事-我有个家庭作业的问题问你Okay,fireaway.好吧说吧Cantheaveragehumanlickhisownarmpit?一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗-Yeah.-Thanks.-可以-谢了Sowhatwasthat,likeasciencequestion?那是什么作业科学问题吗Nope.不是I'llgetit.I'llgetit.我来开门我来开门I'llgetit.Nobodyelsegetit!我来开门其他人都不许碰-Hi.-Hi.-你好-你好Hi!好啊I'mTeddy'sdad.我是Teddy的爸爸Nicetomeetyou,sir.很高兴见到你先生Uh,SpencerandIarestudying嗯Spencer和我要学习了-forourbiologytesttomorrow.-Areyou,now?-我们得准备明天的生物测验-真的吗Yes.yes,weare,socaneveryonepleaseleave?是的没错所以请大家都离开好吗Notyou.除了你-Teddy.-Yeah?-Teddy-什么事Ithoughtyourmomsaidnostudydate.我记得你妈说过今天不许学习约会的Yeah,atthelibrary.是啊不能在图书馆Oh,right.哦是的Okay,sothenyou'vetalkedtoheraboutthis?那么你和她说了在家里学习的事吗OfcourseIdid.我当然说了Imean,I'm--I'mprettysureIdid.我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了It'sjustItalktosomanydifferentpeople只不过我每天和那么多人aboutsomanydifferentthings.说那么多不同的事Whyisthereagiantbuginyourhouse?你们家为什么要摆个这么巨大的虫子在这That,myfriend,朋友那个isthejerusalemcricket,叫做沙螽Betterknowntothelaymanasthepotatobug.外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫-I'manexterminator.-Herewego.-我是个害虫专家-又来了Hey