1Lesson25DotheEnglishspeakEnglish?英国人讲的是英语吗?IarrivedinLondonatlast.我终于到了伦敦。Therailwaystationwasbig,blackanddark.火车站很大,又黑又暗。Ididnotknowthewaytomyhotel,我不知道去饭店的路该怎么走,soIaskedaporter.于是向一个搬运工打听。InotonlyspokeEnglishverycarefully,我的英语讲得不但非常认真,butveryclearlyaswell.而且咬字也非常清楚。Theporter,however,couldnotunderstandme;然而搬运工却不明白我的话。Irepeatedmyquestionseveraltimesandatlastheunderstood.我把问话重复了很多遍。他终于听懂了。Heansweredme,他回答了,buthespokeneitherslowlynorclearly.但他讲得既不慢也不清楚。‘Iamaforeigner,'Isaid.“我是个外国人”,我说。Thenhespokeslowly,于是他说得慢了,butIcouldnotunderstandhim.可我还是听不懂。MyteacherneverspokeEnglishlikethat!我的老师从来不那样讲英语!TheporterandIlookedateachotherandsmiled.我和搬运工相视一笑。ThenhesaidsomethingandIunderstoodit.接着,他说了点什么,这回我听懂了。‘You'llsoonlearnEnglish!'hesaid.“您会很快学会英语的!”他说。Iwonder.InEngland,eachmanspeaksadifferentlanguage.我感到奇怪。在英国,人们各自说着一种不同的语言。TheEnglishunderstandeachother,英国人之间相互听得懂,butIdon'tunderstandthem!可我却不懂他们的话!DotheyspeakEnglish?他们说的是英语吗?2Lesson26Thebestartcritics最佳美术评论家IamanartstudentandIpaintalotofpictures.我是个学艺术的学生,画了很多画。Manypeoplepretendthattheyunderstandmodernart.有很多人装成很懂现代艺术的样子,Theyalwaystellyouwhatapictureis'about'.总是告诉你一幅画的“意思”是什么。Ofcourse,manypicturesarenot‘about'anything.当然,有很多画是什么“意思”也没有的。Theyarejustprettypatterns.它们就是些好看的图案,Weliketheminthesamewaythatwelikeprettycurtainmaterial.我们喜爱它们就像我们喜欢漂亮的窗帘布一样。Ithinkthatyoungchildrenoftenappreciatemodernpicturesbetterthananyoneelse.我觉得小孩子们往往比任何人都更能欣赏现代绘画,Theynoticemore.他们观察到的东西更多。Mysisterisonlyseven,我的妹妹只有7岁,butshealwaystellsmewhethermypicturesaregoodornot.但她总能说出我的画是好还是坏。Shecameintomyroomyesterday.昨天她到我房里来了。‘Whatareyoudoing?'sheasked.“你在干什么呢?”她问。‘I'mhangingthispictureonthewall,'“我正把这幅画挂到墙上去。”Ianswered.'It'sanewone.Doyoulikeit?'我回答说,“这是幅新画,你喜欢吗?”Shelookedatitcriticallyforamoment.她用挑剔的目光看了一会儿。‘It'sallright,'shesaid,“还可以吧。”她说,‘butisn'titupsidedown?'“不过,是不是挂倒了?”Ilookedatitagain.我再次看了看画。Shewasright!Itwas!她说对了!是挂倒了!3Lesson27Awetnight雨夜Lateintheafternoon,傍晚时分,theboysputuptheirtentinthemiddleofafield.孩子们在田野中央搭起了帐篷。Assoonasthiswasdone,这件事刚刚做完,theycookedamealoveranopenfire.他们就在篝火上烧起了饭。Theywereallhungryandthefoodsmelledgood.他们全都饿了,饭菜散发出阵阵香味。Afterawonderfulmeal,他们美美地吃了一顿饭后,theytoldstoriesandsangsongsbythecampfire.就围在营火旁讲起了故事,唱起了歌。Butsometimelateritbegantorain.但过了一阵子,天下起雨来,Theboysfelttiredsotheyputoutthefireandcreptintotheirtent.于是他们扑灭了篝火,钻进了帐篷。Theirsleepingbagswerewarmandcomfortable,睡袋既暖和又舒服,sotheyallsleptsoundly.所以,他们都睡得很香。Inthemiddleofthenight,午夜前后,twoboyswokeupandbeganshouting.有两个孩子醒了,大声叫了起来。Thetentwasfullofwater!原来帐篷里到处都是水!Theyallleaptoutoftheirsleepingbagsandhurriedoutside.他们全都跳出睡袋,跑到外面。Itwasrainingheavilyandtheyfoundthatastreamhadformedinthefield.雨下得很大,他们发现地上已经形成了一条小溪。Thestreamwounditswayacrossthefieldandthenflowedrightundertheirtent!那小溪弯弯曲曲穿过田野,然后正好从他们的帐篷底下流过去!4Lesson28Noparking禁止停车JasperWhiteisoneofthoserarepeoplewhobelievesinancientmyths.贾斯珀·怀特是少有的相信古代神话的人之一。Hehasjustboughtanewhouseinthecity,他刚在城里买下一所新房子,buteversincehemovedin,但自从搬进去后,hehashadtroublewithcarsandtheirowners.就和汽车及车主们发生了摩擦。whenhereturnshomeatnight,当他夜里回到家时,healwaysfindsthatsomeonehasparkedacaroutsidehisgate.总是发现有人把车停在他家大门外。Becauseofthis,为此,hehasnotbeenabletogethisowncarintohisgarageevenonce.他甚至一次也没能把自己的车开进车库。Jasperhasputup'NoParking'signsoutsidehisgate,贾斯珀曾把几块“禁止停车”的牌子挂在大门外边,butthesehavenothadanyeffect.但没有任何效果。Nowhehasputanuglystoneheadoverthegate.现在他把一个丑陋的石雕头像放在了大门上边,ItisoneoftheugliestfacesIhaveeverseen.这是我见过的最丑陋的头像之一。IaskedhimwhatitwasandhetoldmethatitwasMedusa,theGorgon.我问他那是什么?他告诉我那是蛇发女怪美杜莎。Jasperhopesthatshewillturncarsandtheirownerstostone.贾斯珀希望她把汽车和车主们都变成石头。Butnoneofthemhasbeenturnedtostoneyet!但到目前为止还没有一个人变成石头呢!5Lesson29Taxi!出租汽车CaptainBenFawcetthasboughtanunusualtaxiandhasbegunanewservice.BenFawcett机长买了一辆不同寻常的出租汽车,并开始了一项新的业务。The'taxi'isasmallSwissaeroplanecalleda'PilatusPorter'.这辆“出租汽车”是一架小型瑞士飞机,叫“PilatusPorter”号。Thiswonderfulplanecancarrysevenpassengers.这架奇妙的飞机可以载7名乘客。Themostsurprisingthingaboutit,最令人惊奇的是,however,isthatitcanlandanywhere:它能够在任何地方降落:onsnow,water,orevenonaploughedfield.雪地上,水面上,甚至刚耕过的田里。CaptainFawcett'sfirstpassengerwasadoctorwhoflewfromBirminghamtoalonelyvillageintheWelshmountains.Fawcett机长的第一名乘客是位医生,他从Birmingham飞往Welsh山区一个偏僻的村庄。Sincethen,CaptainFawcetthasflownpassengerstomanyunusualplaces.从那时开始,Fawcett机长已经载送乘客到过许多不寻常的地方。Oncehelandedontheroofofablockofflatsandonanotheroccasion,helandedinadesertedcarpark.一次,他把飞机降落在了一栋公寓楼的屋顶上;还有一次,降落在了一个废弃的停车场上。CaptainFawcetthasjustrefusedastrangerequestfromabusinessman.Fawcett机长刚刚拒绝了一位商人的奇怪请求。ThemanwantedtoflytoRockall,alonelyislandintheAtlanticOcean,这个人想要飞往大西洋上的一个孤岛——Rockall,butCaptainFawcettdidnottakehimbecausethetripwastoodangerous.Fawcett机长之所以不送他去,是因为那段飞行太危险了。6Lesson30Footballorpolo?足球还是水球?TheWayleisasmallriverthatcutsacrosstheparknearmyhome.Wayle是横穿过我家附近公园的一条小河。IlikesittingbytheWayleonfineafternoons.我喜欢在天气晴朗的下午到河边坐坐。ItwaswarmlastSunday,上星期日天气很暖和。soIwentandsatontheriverbankasusual.于是我和往常一样,又去河边坐着。Somechildrenwereplayinggamesonthebankandthereweresomepeoplerowingontheriver.河岸上有些孩子正在玩耍,河面上有些人正在划船。Suddenly,oneofthechildrenkickedaballveryhardanditwenttowardsapassingboat.