第一季2集:TheBigBranHypothesis-Howard:Butdoesithavepeanutoil但有花生油吧-Leonard:I'mnotsure.我不清楚。EveryonekeepaneyeonHowardincasehestartstoswellup.你们每个人都盯着Howard,以防他突然肿胀。-Sheldon:Sinceit'snotbeeseason,youcanhavemyepinephrine.既然现在不是看拼字大赛,你可以吃我的肾上腺素。-Howard:Arethereanychopsticks?有筷子吗-Sheldon:Youdon'tneedchopsticks.ThisisThaifood.你不需要筷子,这是泰国菜。-Leonard:Herewego.又来啦。-Sheldon:Thailandhashadtheforksincethelatterhalfofthe19thCentury.泰国自19世纪后半期起使用餐叉。Interestingly,theydon'tactuallyputtheforkintheirmouth--有趣的是,他们不直接叉食物进嘴,Theyuseittoputthefoodonaspoonwhichthengoesintotheirmouth.而是叉食物进汤匙,再送进嘴里。-Leonard:Askhimforanapkin.Idareyou.你敢不敢找他要餐巾纸I'llgetit.我去开门。-Howard:DoIlookpuffyIfeelpuffy.我看起来肿吗我觉得有点鼓鼓的。-Penny:Hey,Leonard.嗨,Leonard-Leonard:Oh,hi,Penny.嗨,Penny-Penny:AmIinterrupting打扰到你们了-Leonard:No.没有。-Sheldon:You'renotswelling,Howard.你没有肿胀,Howard。-Howard:No,no,lookatmyfingers.They'relikeVienna不,不,看我的手指,就像维也纳腊肠。sausages.-Penny:Soundslikeyouhavecompany.看起来你有客人。-Leonard:They'renotgoinganywhere.他们哪儿也不去。So,you'recominghomefromwork.That'sgreat.Howwaswork你刚下班啊,太好了。工作怎么样-Penny:Well,youknow,it'saCheesecakeFactory.你知道嘛?芝士蛋糕工厂?PeopleordercheesecakeandIbringittothem…人们购买蛋糕,我给他们就行。-Leonard:Soyoukindofactlikeacarbohydratedeliverysystem.也就是说,你类似于是,碳水化合物的运送系统。-Penny:Yeah.Callitwhateveryouwant,Igetmyminimumwage.是啊,随便你怎么叫它,我能拿到基本工资。Yeah.Um,anyways,Iwaswonderingifyoucouldhelpmeoutwithsomething.I'vekindahad...好吧,不管怎么说,我在想你能不能帮我个忙-Leonard:Yes.没问题。-Penny:Okay,great.I'mhavingsomefurnituredeliveredtomorrowandImaynotbehere,so...Oh.H…Hello.太好了。明天我有些家具要运过来,我可能不在家,所以...你...你们好…I'msorry抱歉-Howard:Haven'tyoueverbeentoldhowbeautifulyouareinflawlessRussian没人用俄语夸奖过你的绝世美貌吗-Penny:No,Ihaven't.不,没有。-Howard:Getusedtoit.你得习惯这个。-Penny:Yeah.Iprobablywon't.呃,我可能很难习惯。Hey,Sheldon.Hi嘿Sheldon。嗨Hey,Raj.嘿Raj。Stillnottalkingtome,huh还是不理我,嗯-Sheldon:Don'ttakeitpersonally,it'shispathology.Hecan'ttalktowomen.别放在心上。这是他的病状,他没法和女人说话。-Howard:Hecan’ttalktoattractivewomenorinyourcase,acheesecakescentedgoddess.没法和迷人的女人说话,而你是芝士蛋糕香气逼人的女神。-Leonard:Sothere'sgoingtobesomefurnituredelivered那么,有家具要搬过来-Penny:Yeah,yeah.IfitgetshereandI'mnotheretomorrow,couldyoujustsignforit,对。如果明天送来时我不在,你能帮我签收一下吗andhavethemputitinmyapartment然后搬进我的房间-Leonard:Noproblem.没问题。-Penny:Great.Here'smysparekey.Thankyou.太好了,这是我的备用钥匙,谢谢!Penny,wait.Penny,等等。-Penny:Yeah怎么-Leonard:Uh...Ifyoudon'thaveanyotherplans,呃...如果你没别的计划,doyouwanttojoinusforThaifoodandaSupermanmoviemarathon要不来和我们一起吃泰国菜,还有超人电影马拉松-Penny:AmarathonWow.HowmanySupermanmoviesarethere马拉松哇噢,你们那儿有多少部超人电影-Sheldon:You'rekidding,right你开玩笑,对吧-Penny:IdoliketheonewhereLoisLanefallsfromthehelicopter我超喜欢那部,路易丝·莱恩从直升机上坠下。andSupermanswooshesdownandcatchesher.超人嗖地一下过去接住她。Whichonewasthat那是哪一部One(其他人齐声说)就一部。-Sheldon:Yourealizethatscenewasrifewithscientific你知道那场景里,充斥着科学错误吧?inaccuracy.-Penny:Yes,Iknow,mencan'tfly.是啊,我知道,人类不能飞。-Sheldon:No,no.Let'sassumethattheycan.不,不,让我们假设人类可以。LoisLaneisfalling,acceleratingataninitialof32feetpersecond.路易丝·莱恩以32英尺/秒平方的初始加速度急速坠落,Supermanswoopsdowntosaveherbyreachingouttwoarmsofsteel.超人突然下降,用钢铁般的手臂接住她。MissLane,whoisnowtravelingatapproximately120milesanhour,莱恩小姐此时大约速度在120英里/时,hitsthemandisimmediatelysliceintothreeequalpieces.猛撞上超人的手臂后,她会马上被切成三等分。-Leonard:UnlessSupermanmatchesherspeedanddecelerates.除非超人赶上她的速度并减速。-Sheldon:Inwhatspace,sirInwhatspace哪还有时间,先生哪有时间She'stwofeetabovetheground.她离地面只有两英尺。Frankly,ifhereallylovedher,he'dletherhitthepavement.坦白讲,如果他真的爱她,就应该让她直接撞地。It'dbeamoremercifuldeath.那会是种更仁慈的死法。-Leonard:Excuseme,yourentireargumentispredicatedontheassumption抱歉,你全部的争论,都只是建立在一个假设上,thatSuperman'sflightisafeatofstrength.假设超人的飞行能力,是一种力量的特技。-Sheldon:Areyoulisteningtoyourself你知道自己说什么吗ItiswellestablishedthatSuperman'sflightisafeatofstrength.这一点是毋庸置疑的啊。Itisanextensionofhisabilitytoleaptallbuildings.这是他跳跃高楼能力的延伸,anabilityhederivesfromexposuretoEarth'syellowsun.是他从太阳光中获取的能力。-Howard:Andyoudon'thaveaproblemwiththatHowdoesheflyatnight你没发现问题吗那他在夜里怎么飞行-Sheldon:Oh,acombinationofthemoon'ssolarreflection哦,结合月球的日光反射,andtheenergy-storagecapacityofKryptonianskincells.以及氪星人皮肤细胞中贮存的能量。-Penny:I'mjustgonnagowashup.我要回去洗个手先。-Leonard:Ihave2,600comicbooksinthere.我那儿有2600本连环画册。IchallengeyoutofindasinglereferencetoKryptonianskincells.你敢不敢去找出,所谓的氪星人皮肤细胞的内容-Sheldon:Challengeaccepted.接受挑战。We'relockedout.我们被锁在外面了。-Raj:Also,theprettygirlleft.还有,漂亮女孩也走了。-Leonard:Ok,herapartment'sonthefourthfloorbuttheelevator'sbroken,房间在四楼,可是电梯坏了,soyou'regonnahaveto...所以你们得...Oh,you'rejustgonnabedoneOkay.Cool.Thanks.你们就这么走了好吧,没事,谢谢。Iguesswe'lljustbringitupourselves.我们自己搬上去吧。-Sheldon:Ihardlythinkso.我不这么想。-Leonard:Whynot为什么不-Sheldon:Well,wedon'thaveadolly,呃,我们没有手推车,orliftingbeltsoranymeasurableupper-bodystrength.没有升降运送带,也没有那么强悍的上肢力量。-Leonard:Wedon'tneedstrength--we'rephysicists.我们不需要靠蛮力,我们是物理学家。WearetheintellectualdescendantsofArchimedes.我们是阿基米德的精英后代。GivemeafulcrumandaleverandIcanmovetheEarth.给我一个杠杆,一个支点,我就能撬动地球。It'sjustamatterof...Idon'thavethis.可问题是...我没有。Idon'thavethis!Idonothavethis!!我没有!我没有!!-Sheldon:Archimedeswouldbesoproud.阿基米德会为你骄傲的。-Leonard:Doyouhaveanyideas你有办法吗-Sheldon:Yes,buttheyallinvolveagreen