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旁白：Therewasaspecialgirlcalledzhuyingtai,whowasnativelovely,andeagertobreakthetraditional.Now,sheisstudyinginQingdaoTechnologicalUniversity.第一幕（学堂）（梁、祝摇头读书）老师：Mawencai马文才:Yessir老师:Youarelateagain马文才:Yesbut老师:Youarealwayslate马文才:Yessir老师:I'llpunishyou马文才:Yessir(梁起鞠躬)梁山伯：Sirpleaseforgivehim马文才:It'snoneofyoubusiness老师:Youstandthere马文才:Yes老师:Holdthebasket马文才：Holdthisbasket.老师：Don'tmove,I'llcomebacelater梁山伯:Mrma,Letmehelpyou马文才:You?祝英台:Shanbo,leavehimalone马文才:Shutup,Whoareyou?see?see?shanbo,leavehimalone（马文才倒地）马文才:You!Howdare?(打祝)梁山伯:Mawencai,whatareyoudoing?Weareclassmates!马文才:Whoisit?Woo..woo..earingearing!Howstrange！(老师进)老师:Mawencai,马文才:Yes老师:Whatareyoudoing?马文才:Nothing,nothing老师:Shaobo,Yingtai,Leavehimalone,classisoff梁山伯.祝英台：Yessir(祝做鬼脸)祝英台:Shanbo,Areyouok?I'mreallysorry梁山伯:Allright,It'sok,Youaremybestfriend,I'llprotectyou祝英台:Thankyou(梁祝下)马文才:You,you!Youjustwait第二幕（祝房间内）旁白：Ateveningzhuyingtaiiswaitingliangshanboandhopingtogivehimasurprise,butsomethingunexpectedhappened.(音乐起马打手上)马文才:（笑）zhuyingtai,DoyouknowwhoIam,I'llgiveyoualesson,(对打手说Letusgo.)银心:MissMiss祝英台:What?银心:whyarelookingsohappy?I'mcallingsevertimes.祝英台:Doyouknowwhat?银心:what?祝英台:Hesaid:Toprotecemeishisresponsiblility银心:He?whoishe?祝英台:liangshanbo银心:liangshanbo?Greatpleasetellmetellme.祝英台:Youare(),buthedoes'tknowI'magirl.银心:Don'tworry,Hewouldknowthat.马文才:What?sheisagirl打手：Agirl！（老师上）老师:mawencai,whatareyoudoing?祝英台听到声音出来发现马文才惊叫祝英台:Ar,Ohmagod,heknows银心:Heknowswhat?祝英台:HeknowsI'magirl.WhatshouldIdo?老师:Whathappened?第三幕旁白：MawencaifellinlovewithYingtai.SoonedayheinvitedYingtaitohaveapicnic.But,unfortunately,Yingtaitookshanboalongwithher.(马提篮子上)马文才:Everythingisready.Yingtaicomehere.祝英台:Beautifulday,Isn’tit?马文才:Yesitis祝英台:Wencai,couldyoupreparepicnicforus?马文才:Itismypleasure.祝英台:Shanbo,doyoumindmeaskingyourquestions.梁山伯:Ofcoursenot.goahead.祝英台:Doyouhaveagirlfriend?梁山伯:Girlfriend?No,no.nomoney;nocars;nobighouse;nogreatparents;evennomobilphone;Howdosegirlloveme.祝英台:Thatisgreat.梁山伯:Whatdoyoumean?祝英台:Nothing!梁山伯:Idon’twannaagirlfriend!Ihaveyou!You’remybestfriend!祝英台:Really!梁山伯:yes马文才:Yingtai,comehere!everythingisready.祝英台:Shanbo,let’shavearest!梁山伯:Ok.马文才:Oh,whatisabigapple!Howwonderful!Doyouwanttoeat?祝英台:Thankyou.shanbo,hereyouare.梁山伯:Oh,solovely,thankyou!Yingtai马文才:Howdelicious,Hereyouare..祝英台:Thankyou(祝英台剥好香蕉给梁山伯，两个人相互谦让推来推去).马文才:Whatisasmallorange!Iwillhaveit.(打雷声起)Oh,打雷!Letusgo!Hurry,hurry;comeon!马文才:Yingtai,comehere!Agoodplace.祝英台:That’sGreat!shanbocomehere.(把马文才推出亭子)马文才:Youyou.youpushme,myheartisbroken祝英台:Stop,stop,donottouchme.Ihavesomethingtotellyou.Iamagirl.梁山伯:Yingtai,areyoukiddingme,youareagirl?().Wewenttoclassroomtogether;Wewentto寝室together;WewentW.Ctogether;Wealmostdideverythingtogether.ButIneverthought,youwereagirl.Itisimpossible;Itisimpossible.Yingtai,youreallygivemeabigsurprise;Youareagirl.祝英台：Yes,Iamagirl.梁山伯:Wonderful!I’mnotagay！第四幕旁白：OnedaywhenYingtaihasn’tarrivedathomeyet,Mawencaiandhisfatherweretherealready.马文才爸：Hahaha,hahaha.Thisisabigdeal.（马文才：Abigdeal）.Iwilldealwitheverything.（马文才：Everything）.Mysonandyourdaughterwillgetmarried.（马文才：Getmarried）祝英台爸：But,but……(祝英台妈：Hold住，Hold住)马文才爸：Butwhat?祝英台爸：ButIshouldaskherfirst.马文才爸：Askher?祝英台爸：Yes!马文才爸：Youareherfather,youcandecide.Asagirl,shemustobeyyou.Andmysonis(看了一眼马文才，马文才赶紧站好),mysonissohandsome.祝英台：Wait!Marrymeisnotsoeasy!（祝英台一家人商量对策）马文才爸：What?Whoisshe?(生气)马文才：Yingtai,啊thegirlwhoIloved!（害羞+猥琐）祝英台：Mawencai,ifyouwanttomarryme,youshouldhaveaPKwithLiangshanboandwinit.马文才爸：Shutup!Ithinkitwasunnecessary!马文才：Dad!Trustme!Iwillwin!旁白（主持人）：Ladiesand乡亲们！中央电视台~中央电视台~我们在青岛理工大学1号演播大厅为您现场直播MA&L世纪PK~请观众朋友们准备好你们的掌声和尖叫。（马文才、梁山伯上场~）(马文才爸把老师带到舞台一边窃窃私语~并且贿赂老师)老师：注意注意！比赛开始！（举牌Round1英语测试）（录音）这里是青岛理工夜未眠广播电台，FM521，AM1314，全国大学英语四六级考试，青岛理工大学考区，英语六级听力部分，现在开始。QuestiononeWhat'soneplusone?（马文才举牌~）A、oneB、twoC、three（梁山伯举牌~）老师：马文才你都学会抢答了！（举牌Round2才艺展示）马文才表演马文才：IhavearichDad.Heis红十字会副会长。DoyouwannaHermas&Porschejustlike郭美美！Icanbuyitforyou.Marryme!梁山伯：Myfatherisnot李刚，not李双江.ButIloveyousomuch!Iaskedyoutomarryme,althoughIdon'thaveacar,nomoney,nohouse,nodiamondring,butIhaveaheartaccompanyyoutotheold!我要让大家知道Icanprotectyou!梁山伯表演老师：梁山伯胜（举牌Round3火眼金睛）（舞台上上来三个人蒙头的人~马文才推开梁山伯选择其中男生~梁山伯选择正确）马文才：就是你！大哥~你不在下面看节目上来干啥！男生：人家喜欢你嘛~(马文才爸拍桌闪人)马文才：Dad~heip~help~男生：Marryme~marryme!(梁山伯掀起祝英台的盖头~相视而笑)第五幕旁白：Afterresistanceandeffort,liang&zhufinallytogether.Theygetmarried!祝英台：I’msohappytoday.I’llloveyouformywholelife.梁山伯：Metoo.IfeelIamthehappiestmanintheworld.(MUSIC两人起舞~~~最后群舞乱魔)