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查莉的成长日记第一季第三集台词嘿Charlie这是你姐姐Teddy在录视频日记HiCharlie.it'syourbigsisterTeddywithmyvideodiary.今天我要和你聊聊关于好朋友的话题SotodayIwanttotalktoyouaboutbestfriends.你又在夸耀我了吧Youbraggingaboutmeagain?噢这是Ivy她是我的最好的朋友Huh.yeahthisisIvy.she'smyBFF.我还是她的英雄I'malsoherhero她是锅来我是盖她是风儿我是沙Thewindbeneathherwingsthehipinherhop她是绿叶我是花Thepeanuttoherbutter.我就是那张说个没完的嘴Iamthemouththatwouldn'tshut.瞧瞧我们看上去如何Let'sseehowwe'relooking.很完美Perfect!我都想同咱俩约会我都想同咱俩结婚I'ddateus.I'dmarryus.好吧有什么重大新闻吗Sowhat'sthebignews?你绝对不敢相信我为你做了什么youarenotgonnabelievewhatIdidforyou我看到了一个超帅的男孩在商场的美食广场工作Isawthecutestguyworkingatthemallfoodcourt为了戏剧效果我们暂停一下Andpausefordramaticeffect明天我要过去跟他搭讪TomorrowI'mgoingtotalktohim.这算哪门子你为我做的事Howisthissomethingyou'redoingforme?也许他还有朋友啊可爱的人总会有朋友的Maybehehasafriend.thecuteonesalwayshaveafriend.就像我有你对吧ImeanIhaveyouright?嘿姑娘们忙什么呢Higirls.Whatyoudoing?没什么Nothin'.最近好吗Ivy很好How'sitgoingIvy?Realgood.别理她她就会走开的Ignoreher.she'llgoaway.你们这些孩子总是在玩手机Yougirlsarealwaysonthosephones.你在和谁发短信呢没和谁发Whoareyoutextingnow?Nobody.真希望我也会发短信IwishIcoulddothat.嘿那样的话你和我就能互相发短信了那样岂不是很好玩HeythenyouandIcouldtexteachother.Wouldn'tthatbefun?哦天呐妈妈那样就太棒了OhmygoshmomI'dlovethat!才怪Eww!但是我学不会怎么发短信哦那就没办法啦Idon'tthinkIcantextfromthisphone.ohwell.你肯定能学会的Duncan女士你手机号多少SureyoucanMissD.what'syournumber?别理她啊Notignoring.什么声音Whatisthatnoise?我刚给你发了条短信Ijustsentyouatext.按一下这个键就可以看了Justhitthatbuttontoreadit.哦快看啊Welllookatthat.哦果然很好玩IvyOhthat'sfunnyIvy.那你就该回复个lolThenyourresponseislol.就是“放声大笑”laughoutloud.不是不是的不是让你笑出声来而是把它打出来Nonomom.youdon'tdoityoutypeit.如果你想更俏皮点的话Orifyouwanttogetalittlesaucy你可以眨下眼Youcanwink.不是真眨是打出来Notthere.There.就是打一个分号和括号Justasemicolonandparentheses.哦看起来确实像在眨眼睛Ohthatdoeslooklikeawink.真不敢相信我也会发短信了Ican'tbelieveI'mfinallyatexter.来看看我从厨房发短信你们能不能收到Let'sseeifitworksfromthekitchen!WHYD看你干的好事WHYD?Whathaveyoudone?生活搞得一团糟Day'sallburnttoast就要迟到爸爸在叫Runninglateanddadsays我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe我闭上双眼咬口早餐Iclosemyeyestakeabite跳上车子放声大笑Grabaridelaughoutloud就在这里我们的家Thereitisupontheroof我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I'vebeenthereI'vesurvived所以请听取我的建议Sojusttakemyadvice宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈Hangintherebabythingsarecrazy可是我知道你会有美好未来ButIknowyourfutureisbright宝贝不要放弃HanginthereBaby不要怀疑Thereisnomaybe一切终会如你所愿Eveythingturnsoutallright生活有悲有喜Surelifeisupanddown可是请相信我坚持就有好结果Buttrustmeitcomesbackallaround你会喜欢将来的你You'regonnalovewhoyouturnouttobe宝贝不要放弃HanginthereBaby查莉成长日记第一季第三集GoodLuckCharlieSETheCuriousCaseofMr.Dabney耶Yeah!自从你学会鼓掌后这就比以前好玩多了Yeahthisiswaymorefunsinceyou'velearnedhowtoclap.别装作没听见Don'tignoreme!每次我跟你说去做什么事的时候我希望你真的去做WhenItellyoutodosomethingIexpectyoutodoit!少啰嗦老女人Getoffmybackwoman!你想我少啰嗦吗我求之不得呢Youwantmeoffyourback?Icanarrangethat.Charlie他们是我们的邻居Dabney一家CharliethoseareourneighborstheDabneys.他们已经结婚很久很久了They'vebeenmarriedalongtime.嘿PJ我刚把橄榄球踢进Dabney家的后院了HeyPJIjustkickedthefootballintotheDabneys'backyard.你能去把它拿回来嘛Willyougogetit?没门他们又得发飙了Noway!they'regoingatitagain.那橄榄球怎么办谁在乎啊Wellwhataboutthefootball?Whocares?它已经没了和它告别吧It'sgone.Kissitgoodbye.好吧我很高兴你这么说WellI'mgladtohearyousaythat因为那是你的橄榄球Becauseitwasyourfootball.哈我早警告过你的Ha!Iwarnedyou!这就是你当恶丈夫的下场That'swhatyougetforbeingabadhusband!现在你终于死了Andnowyou'redead!外面有人吗Issomebodyouthere?谁在外面Who'southere?橄榄球呢别提橄榄球了Where'sthefootball?Forgetthefootball!Dabney太太刚把Dabney先生谋杀了MrsDabneyjustmurderedMrDabney!什么What?!我听到了她和他的尸体说话Iheardhertalkingtohiscorpse.吓死我了Itwaschilling.你直说我就能明白橄榄球你没拿回来对吗JustsoI'mclearyoudidn'tgetthefootball?我是认真的Gabe拜托I'mseriousGabe.Comeon.Dabney太太也许是个小气恶毒残忍MrsDabneymaybeameanviciouscruel可怕讨厌的老巫婆horriblenastyoldwitch但是她不可能干出这种事的Butshe'dneverdosomethinglikethat.你不相信我吗不信Youdon'tbelieveme?No.好吧好吧我会证明给你看的Fine.fineI'llproveit.过来GabeComehereGabe.喂Hello?Dabney先生在家吗IsMrDabneyhome?他现在接不了电话He...can'tcometothephone.奇怪了Interesting.你是谁Whoisthis?呃我算是个推销员吧UhI'msomesortofsalesman.Gabe是你吗Gabeisthatyou?你为什么认为我叫GabeWhywouldyouassumemynameisgabe?因为我有来电显示BecauseIhavecallerID.哦是的我是GabeOh.thenyeahit'sGabe.嘿Hey!哇她在重压之下还是很冷静啊起码我能确认这一点Whoo!She'scoolunderpressureI'llgiveherthat.PJ她不是凶手我听得很清楚GabePJshe'snotamurderer.IheardwhatIheardgabe.你为什么不肯相信我Whydon'tyoubelieveme?因为这是你说的啊而你总是把事情搞错Becauseyou'reyouandyougetthingswrong.你什么意思觉得我是白痴吗WhatareyousayingthatI'mdumb?呃不是Wellno.你只是不怎么You'rejustnotvery...动脑筋动脑筋thinky.thinky?Gabe你为什么这么说Gabewhywouldyousaysomethinglikethat?因为妈妈不许我叫你白痴'causemomsaidIcan'tcallyoudumb.太悲剧了Itissopathetic.我妈妈居然在厨房发短信呢Mymom'sinthekitchentextingaway.天呐和她聊短信的那个人可有得受了GoshI'dhatetobeontheotherendofthatconversation.你在和谁发短信呢Whoareyoutexting?你妈妈我很抱歉Yourmom.Iamsosorry.听着我保证会让她不再烦你的LookIpromiseI'llgetheroutofyourhair.不没事的你妈妈挺酷的Noit'sokay.Yourmom'scool.我妈妈挺什么Mymomiswhat?而且她真的很风趣Andshe'sreallyfunny.我妈妈很什么Mymomiswhat?等下她又发短信来了Waitthat'sheragain.你在和我妈妈聊什么呢Whatareyoutalkingaboutwithmymom?没什么没什么Nothing.Nothing?!从来都是我们这么敷衍她的That'swhatwesaytoher!等下我得回个lol给她HoldonIhavetololher.好吧看来lol已经失去它的意义了Okaywelllolhasofficiallylostallmeaning.我很抱歉你有什么不满的吗I'msorry.isthisaproblemforyou?不我只是觉得这样有点不太合适NoIjustthinkit'salittlebitinappropriate.不太合适你现在说话的口气跟我妈妈一样了Inappropriate?Nowyousoundlikemymother.是吗你怎么知道你妈妈口气是什么样的Wellhowwouldyouknowwhatyourmothersoundslike?你都花了这么多时间和我妈妈泡在一起了You'vebeenspendingsomuchtimewithmine!你有什么别扭的啊What