现在欢迎Nihaoareyou创始人和CEO(1)

LOLMattandJonathantagteamittoday,andshowyousomehilariousvideosonLOL.MattandJonathanshowyousomevideostodayabouthealth,weather,dancing,andfighting.Therearecats,helicopters,farting,andlotsofotherthingsthatweallfindfunny.Sositback,relax,anddon’tholdanythingthatcanspill,becauseyou’llbefallingalloverlaughingatthesehilariousvideos.MATT现在欢迎Nihaoareyou创始人和CEOAndnowthefounderandCEOofNihaoareyou.com,JonathanJenkins.JONATHAN谢谢夏迈给我这个机会谢谢大家的注意ThankyouMattforthistime.Andthankyouforgivingmeyourattentionnow今天我有个很重要的健康提示和大家分享asIhaveaveryimportanthealthdiscussiontotalkwithyouabout.这是一则公益广告因为我们Nihaoareyou团队很在乎大家的健康ThisisapublicserviceannouncementbecauseweatNihaoareyouareveryconcernedaboutyourhealth,当你们观看我们的娱乐节目时whileyouwatchourentertainingvideos.LOL这种节目可以让你大笑但是你要保证自己的健康没问题VideoslikeLOLcanmakeyoulaughbutyouneedtobepreparedandknowthatyourhealthisinorderandok.我觉得个人的体型和健康非常重要Ifeelverystronglyaboutmakingsureaperson’shealthisingoodshape.因为我小时候长大的时候我的胃做过很多次手术BecauseofthefactwhenIwasayoungman,akidgrowingup,Ihadmanymanysurgeriesonmystomach.我的胃不能正常的消化食物胃酸会倒流出来烧伤我的肺Mystomachwouldn’tdigestfoodcorrectlyandtheacidfrommystomachwouldcomeupandburnmylungs.我小时候有大概过五次的手术特别是在我12岁左右时InfactIhadoverfivesurgerieswhenIwasakid,especiallyaroundtwelveyearsold.甚至会从喉咙插一根管子下去到屁股出来以确保内部是畅通的Ievenhadtubesputdownmythroatandsomeupmybutt,tomakesureIwasok.我也希望你们也能消化畅通AndIwanttomakesureyou’reoktoo.消化系统发生问题是很麻烦的如果你的胃疼或者反胃要马上去看医生了Digestiveproblemsareaveryveryseriouscondition,andifyourstomachhurtsoryouhavereflux,acidcomingup,pleasegoseeaphysician.在我第五次也是最后一次手术后医生告诉我不能再做手术了Aftermyfifthandfinalsurgerythedoctortoldmethattherewasnoothersurgerytheycoulddotohelpme.只有另一个能救我的方法Onlyoneotherthingtheycouldthinkoftofixmyproblem.就是用山羊的胃替换我的胃这样我就能正常生活了Andtheytoldmethattheymighthavetoputagoatstomach,that’srightagoatstomachinsideofmetomakemystomachworkright.也就是把山羊的胃把我的替换掉Theywouldtakemineoutandputagoat’sinsideofme.我当时就有点害怕因为你知道山羊会吃很多东西Nowthatscaredmeagreatdealbecauseyouknowgoatseatmanymanymanythings.但是他们向我保证这个是没有办法的办法Buttheyassuredmethat,youknow,iftheyhadtodothat,thatwasthelastresort.我看着医生说医生把山羊胃装我肚子里不好吧AndIlookedatthedoctorandIsaid,“doctor,havingagoatstomachinme,itcan’tbegood.”他回答说对的江文森会很惨咩Andhesaid,“NoJonathan,itwouldbeverybaaaaaaaaaad!”很惨咩懂了吗Baaaaad!Getit?夏迈懂了吗很惨咩啊GetitMatt?Baaaaaad!所以你一定要好好保护自己的胃哦不然会很惨咩Somakesureyoudon’thavetohaveagoatstomachtoo,thatwouldbebaaaaad!谢谢夏迈ThanksMatt.VIDEO-LOLBUMPERMATT欢迎收看LOL这个是猫哭了WelcometoLOL!Andnowacrying…catVIDEO-VOCALKITTEN科兹莫怎么啦宝贝Cosmo,What’swrongbaby?她刚才怎么你啦Whatdidshedo?What?小南瓜又惹你了吗DidPumpkindosomethingtoyou?什么告诉我嘛她怎么你了What?TellmeCosmo.Whatdidshedo?她这样啊Isthatwhatshedid?到底怎么你啦科兹莫WhatdidshedoCosmo?什么What?怎么啦科兹莫WhatCosmo?MATT现在是天气预报Andnowtheweather.VIDEO-FARTINGWEATHERMAN晴朗有强大的气压会向我们这里移动在后面的几天都会是这样Clear,alotofhighpressuremovingthroughourareaandit’sgonnacontinuethatwayforthenextfewdays.有些云团向这里偏移但是总体没什么大碍Afewhighcloudshavemovedinbutnothingofsignificance道普勒雷达图你们能看到中西部有大量降雨太平洋西北方有少量但是看起来都挺正常DopplerRadar,youcanseelotsofprecipitationuphereinthemid-west,alittlebitinthepacificnorth-west,butthingsarelookingfairlygood.我们这里有点…Andwe’rehavingalittlebit…圣诞节将会有大量的降雪太平洋西北方有阵风Christmas,lotsofsnowandflurries,windyconditionsonthepacificnorth-west.唉不好意思Oh!Excuseme.我们要Wegottago…我们要插段广告Wegottagotoabreak.MATT天啊外面的天气好恶心什么时候才会不刮风啊懂了吗Geez!Theweatheroutsideisprettynasty.Areweevergonnagetabreakfromthiswind?…Getit!?破口刮风哦不好Breakwind.oohh.UhOh.VIDEO–POTTYPUTTER哦不好你又没打进去Ohno!Youmissedthatputtagain.你可能练习时间不够吧Youprobablydon’thaveenoughtimetopractice.用推便推杆你就能有更多的时间练习推杆YoucanhavemoretimetopracticeyourputtingwiththePottyPutter.这个非常厉害的蹲点高尔夫游戏让你能在推便的时候练习推杆Theamazingnewtoilettimegolfgamethatletsyoupracticeyourputting,onthepotty.你的推便推杆使用的是最专业的迷你高尔夫用草皮YourPottyPuttercomeswithit’sownputtinggreenmadeofthesameprofessionalcarpetfoundatminiaturegolfcourses.现在你有足够的练习机会甚至在方便的时候Now,practiceyourputtingeverytimeyou…takecareofyourotherbusiness.只要瞄准后推杆把球打进杯子里Justaimandshoot…theball…intothecup.只要想想这么多上厕所带来的练习机会Justthink,allthatextrapractice,everytimeyouvisittheJohn.不用多久你就能熟练的掌握推杆技巧了Innotimeyou’llshavestrokesfromyourgame.只要用劲一下然后进球一次接一次Justchoke-uponyourputterandsinktheball,overandoveragain.当你上厕所无聊的时候你会急得出来这很不健康Whenyou’reboredinthebathroom,yourushandthat’sunhealthy.但是拥有推便推杆之后你能充分享受这个推动过程ButwiththePottyPutteryou’lltakethetimetoplaywithyourputter.这是练球的最舒服的方式It’sthemostsatisfyingwaytopracticeyourgame.你的推便推杆是给爱旅游的男士最好的礼物YourPottyPutteristheperfectgiftforthemanonthego.他会放松并且在每次推动的时候想到你He’llrelaxandthinkofyoueverytimehe…practicesputting.放高管卫生间里面再合适不过了It’sidealfortheexecutivewashroomattheoffice.再看一遍在卫生间使用推便推杆练球是如此的轻松LookagainhoweasyitistopracticeyourputtinginthebathroomwiththePottyPutter.现在就以十九块九毛九订购这个练球好帮手吧NowimproveyourputtinggamewiththePottyPutterforjustnineteenninetynine.先等等现在打电话订购我们将赠送标有推动中请勿打扰的门把挂牌Butwait!Callnowandwe’llincludethedoorknobhangerwarningeveryonenottodisturbyouwhileyou’repracticingyourputting.推便推杆包括草皮球杯和一面旗子两个高尔夫球球杆还有请勿打扰的把手挂示一共只要十九块九毛九ThePottyPutterwiththeputtinggreen,theputtingcupandflag,twoPottyPuttergolfballs,theputterandDONOTDISTURBdoorhangerallonlynineteenninetynine.别把自己的生活拴在小厕所里Don’t