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100:00:00,940--00:00:03,380ew,moredetailsaboutthenewstartrekfilm.200:00:03,730--00:00:07,230there'sgoingtobeascenedepictingspock'sbirth.300:00:07,720--00:00:10,610i'dbemoreinterestedinthescenedepictingspock'sconception.400:00:12,060--00:00:16,430ohplease,forvulcans,mating,orifyouwillponfarr500:00:17,760--00:00:19,310theextremelyprivatematter.600:00:19,410--00:00:21,290stilli'dliketoknowthedetails.700:00:21,410--00:00:24,440hismotherwashumanhisfatherwasvulcan,thatcouldn’tjustconceive.800:00:24,540--00:00:25,730maybetheyhadtogotoaclinic.900:00:26,070--00:00:30,800imaginespock'sdadinalittleroomwithalittlecopyofpointyearsandshapelyrears.1000:00:32,540--00:00:35,290HowcomeinStarTrekeveryone'sprivatepartsarethesame1100:00:35,920--00:00:39,890noalienladyhavetoldcaptainkirk,heygetyourthingoutofmynose.1200:00:42,830--00:00:44,940hicanyouhelpmeiwaswritinganemail1300:00:44,940--00:00:46,300andtheakeygotstuck1400:00:46,300--00:00:48,310nowit'sjustgoingaaaaaaaa1500:00:49,530--00:00:50,730whatdidyouspillonit?1600:00:51,000--00:00:51,700nothing1700:00:52,640--00:00:53,530dietcoke1800:00:55,340--00:00:56,570andyoghurt1900:00:57,330--00:00:58,680alittlenailpolish2000:00:58,780--00:01:00,120i'lltakealookatit2100:01:00,700--00:01:03,340gentlemen,switchingtolocalnerdnews2200:01:03,860--00:01:08,230fishmanchan...2300:01:08,420--00:01:09,660yourekidding,whynot?2400:01:09,790--00:01:14,490theyformedabarbershopquatetandgotagigplayingknott’sberryfarm(诺氏果园，南加州一主题公园)2500:01:15,640--00:01:17,520wow,soinyourworld2600:01:18,050--00:01:20,110yourelikethecoolguys2700:01:20,910--00:01:22,330Recognize（答对了）2800:01:24,210--00:01:25,630thisisouryear2900:01:25,600--00:01:29,380entirePhysicsbowlwill'kneelbeforeZod',3000:01:29,480--00:01:29,810zod?3100:01:30,380--00:01:32,900-Kryptonianvillain,longstory-goodstory3200:01:37,040--00:01:39,310-countmeout-what?why?3300:01:39,590--00:01:42,580youwannausemyintelligenceinatawdrycompetitio3400:01:43,310--00:01:45,290willyouaskpicassotopaintpicturnary3500:01:48,830--00:01:48,830willyouasknoahwebstertoplayboggle?3600:01:50,180--00:01:52,680willyouaskjacquescousteautoplaygoldfish?3700:01:54,400--00:01:57,280c'mon,youneeda4personteam,we'refourpeople.3800:01:57,380--00:02:02,760bythatreasoning,weshouldalsoplaybridge,holdupachuppahandentertheolympicbobsledcompetition.3900:02:03,730--00:02:05,800ticketstothatplz.4000:02:06,710--00:02:10,450sheldon,what?doineedtoquotespock'sdyingwordstoyou?4100:02:10,550--00:02:11,480no,dont.4200:02:12,760--00:02:14,050-theneedsofthemany4300:02:14,050--00:02:16,440outweightheneedofthefew4400:02:16,590--00:02:17,410ortheone4500:02:18,680--00:02:20,580damnit,i'lldoit.4600:02:21,830--00:02:26,020fontcolor=#ffff00-==-proudlypresents/font4700:02:29,230--00:02:35,330fontcolor=#ffff00-==-sync:咔肉肉/font4800:02:39,060--00:02:42,810fontcolor=#ffff00thebigbangtheoryseason1episode13/font4900:02:46,470--00:02:49,040ok,firstphysicsbowlbusiness5000:02:49,850--00:02:51,960weneedtotrulykick-assteamname5100:02:52,620--00:02:53,230suggestions?5200:02:53,490--00:02:56,280howabouttheperpetualmotionsquad?5300:02:57,230--00:03:01,130it'sbeyondthelawsofphysics,plusalittleheads-upfortheladies.5400:03:02,050--00:03:06,790-theladies?-perpetualmotionsuqad,wecangoallnight.5500:03:06,790--00:03:08,360-ilikeit-idont5600:03:09,140--00:03:13,540teamsaretraditionallynamedafterfiercecreatures,thusintimidaingone'sopponent.5700:03:13,770--00:03:15,650thenwecouldbethebengaltigers?5800:03:15,750--00:03:16,540poorchoice5900:03:16,540--00:03:21,260grahamforgraham,noanimalexceedstherelativefightingstrengthsofthearmyant6000:03:22,540--00:03:26,880maybeso.Butyoucan'tincinerateaBengaltigerwithamagnifyingglass6100:03:30,450--00:03:32,390Let'sputittoavote.Allthoseinfavor...6200:03:32,400--00:03:33,300pointoforder.6300:03:33,310--00:03:36,130Imovethatanyvoteonteamnamesmustbeunanimous.6400:03:36,140--00:03:38,910Nomanshoulbeforcedtoemblazonhischestwithabengaltiger6500:03:38,920--00:03:42,490whencommonsensedictatesitshouldbeanarmyant.6600:03:42,500--00:03:46,560Willthegentlemanfromthegreatstateofdenialyieldforaquestion?6700:03:46,570--00:03:47,700Iwillyield.6800:03:47,710--00:03:50,820Afterwegothroughtheexerciseofanannoyingseriesofvotes,6900:03:50,840--00:03:52,460allofwhichthegentlemanwilllose,7000:03:52,470--00:03:54,910doeshethenintendtothreatentoquitifhedoesnotgethisway?7100:03:54,910--00:03:55,490Hedoes.7200:03:55,500--00:03:58,710Imovewearethearmyants.Allthoseinfavor?7300:04:00,260--00:04:03,920Goodafternoon,andwelcometotoday'sphysicsbowlpracticeround.7400:04:03,930--00:04:09,200I'mpenny,andI'llbeyourhostbecauseapparentlyIdidn'thaveanythingelsetodoonasatdayafternoon,7500:04:09,230--00:04:12,550andisn'tthatjustalittlesad?7600:04:13,340--00:04:14,410Gentlemen,areyouready?7700:04:14,420--00:04:15,180-Yes-Ofcourse7800:04:15,190--00:04:16,420*******7900:04:16,430--00:04:21,080You*******8000:04:21,090--00:04: