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Season237of398PagesRachel:No,Iknow,butI—hejustwenton.He'srightthere,he'sgotthebluejacketon,I...canIj-just...FlightAttendant:Nonono!Federalregulations!Rachel:OK,alright,OK,um...thencouldyouplease,uh...justgivehimamessageforme?Please?Thisisveryimportant.FlightAttendant:Alright.What'sthemessage?Rachel:Uh...Idon'tknow.[CuttotheJetway,theflightattendantenters,walkspastRoss,andapproachesanoldermanwithhiswifewhoisalsowearingabluejacket.]FlightAttendant:Sir?Sir?Excuseme,sir?Uh...Ihaveamessageforyou.Man:(confused)What?FlightAttendant:It'sfromRachel.Shesaidthatshelovedthepresent,andshewillseeyouwhenyougetback.Man:(towife):Toby...Oh,forGod'ssake,Idon'tknowwhatshe'stalkingabout!There'snoRachel!Don'tgivemethatdeepfreeze.[Scene:Joey'sBedroom,heandMelanieareinbedtogether.]Melanie:Mmmmmm...Oh,Joey,Joey,Joey...IthinkIblackedoutthereforaminute!Joey:Heh,heh.Itwasnothin'.Melanie:Well,nowwe'vegottafindsomethingfunforyou!(shestartskissinghischest)Joey:(panicked)Uhhh..y'knowwhat?Forgetaboutme.Let's,uh...let'sgiveyouanotherturn.Melanie:(surprised)M-Meagain?Joey:Sure!Whynot?Melanie:Boy,somebody'sgonnagetabigfruitbaskettomorrow.(Joeystartstokissher.)Melanie:Oooh,Igottatellyou...youarenothinglikeIthoughtyouwouldbe.Joey:Howdoyoumean?Melanie:Idon'tknow,I-IguessIjusthadyoupeggedasoneofthoseguyswho'realways'me,me,me.'Butyou...you'reagiver.You'relikethemostgenerousmanIevermet.Imean...you'repracticallyawoman.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Monica,Phoebe,andRachelarethere.MonicaisholdingthewrappingpaperfromoneofRachel'sgifts.]Monica:Uh,so,uh,Rach,uh...doyouwannasavethiswrappingpaper,Imean,it'sonlyalittlebittorn...soareyougonnagoforitwithRossorshouldIjustthrowitout?Rachel:Idon'tknow.Idon'tknow...Ithoughtaboutitallthewaythere,andIthoughtaboutitallthewayback...and,uh,oh,youguys,y'know,it'sRoss.Y'knowwhatImean?Imean,it'sRoss.MonicaandPhoebe:Sure.Rachel:Idon'tknow,Imean,thisisjustmyinitialgutfeeling...butI'mthinking...oh,I'mthinkingit'dbereallygreat.Monica:OhmyGod,metoo!Oh!Oh,we'dbelikefriends-in-law!Y'knowwhatthebestpartis?Thebestpartisthatyoualreadyknoweverythingabouthim!Imean,it'slikestartingonthefifteenthdate!Phoebe:Yeah,but,y'know,it's...itwouldbelikestartingonthefifteenthdate.Monica:Anothergoodpoint.Phoebe:No,Imean,Imean,whenyou'reatthefifteenthdate,y'know,you'realreadyinaveryrelationshippyplace.Y'know,it's...you'recommitted.Rachel:(confused)Huh?Phoebe:Well,Imean,thenwhathappensifitdoesn'tworkout?Monica:Whyisn'titworkingout?Rachel:Idon'tknow...sometimesitdoesn't.Monica:Ishenotcuteenoughforyou?Rachel:No!Monica:Doeshenotmakeenoughmoney?Rachel:No,I'mjust....Phoebe:Maybethere'ssomeoneelse.Rachel:Wha...Monica:Isthere?Istheresomeoneelse?Rachel:No!Thereis..thereisnooneelse!Monica:Thenwhythehellareyoudumpingmybrother?!?[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,Chandleriseatingbreakfast,Joeyquietlyopenshisbedroomdoor.]Chandler:Hey,big...Joey:Shhhh!Chandler:(quietly)...spender.Joey:She'sstillasleep.Chandler:Sohow'ditgo?Joey:Oh,itwasamazing.Youknowhowyoualwaysthinkyou'regreatinbed?Chandler:Thefactthatyou'devenaskthatquestionshowshowlittleyouknowme.Joey:Well,it'slike,lastnight,Icouldn'tdothethingthatusuallymakesmegreat.SoIhadtodoallthisotherstuff.AndtheresponseIgot...man,ohman,itwaslikeatickertapeparade!Chandler:Yes,Iknow,asithappensmyroomisveryveryclosetotheparaderoute.Joey:Itwasamazing!Andnotjustforher...uh-uh.Forme,too.It'slike,allofasudden,I'mblind.Butallmyothersensesareheightened,y'know?It'slike...Iwasabletoappreciateitonanotherlevel.Chandler:Ididn'tknowyouhadanotherlevel.Joey:Iknow!NeitherdidI![Scene:MonicaandRachel's,oneweeklater.Monicaisseated,Rachelcomesoutofherbedroom.]Monica:Hey,greatskirt!Birthdaypresent?Rachel:Yeah.Monica:Oh,fromwho?Rachel:Fromyou.Iexchangedtheblouseyougotme.Monica:Well,it'sthethought.Hey,doesn'tRoss'sflightgetininacouplehours?Atgate27-B?Rachel:Uh,yeah.Uh,Monica,y'know,honey,I'vebeenthinkingaboutitandI'vedecidedthis—thiswholeRossthing,it'sjustnotagoodidea.Monica:Oh,why?Rachel:Because,IfeellikeIwouldn'tjustbegoingoutwithhim.Iwouldbegoingoutwithallofyou.Oh,andtherewouldjustbeallthispressure,andIdon'twanna...Monica:(getsup)No,no,no,no,no,nopressure,nopressure!Rachel:Monica,nothinghasevenhappenedyet,andyou'realreadyso...Monica:Iamnot'so'!OK,Iwasateensybitweirdatfirst,but...I'llbegood.Ipromise.(Doorbuzzergoesoff.Rachelanswersit.)Rachel:Whoisit?Intercom:It'sme,Carl.Rachel:C'monup.Monica:Behindmybrother'sback?(Rachelglaresather)...isexactlythekindofcrazythingyouwon'tbehearingfromme.[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,Chandlerisseated,andtheapartmentisfilledwithbasketsoffruit.Joeyenters,checkinhand.]Joey:Sevenhundredbucks!Chandler:Alright,youdidit!Dowehaveanyfruit?Joey:Man,hellofatwoweeks,huh?Y'knowwhat,though?IreallyfeellikeIlearnedsomething.Chandler:Really?So,you'regonnastickwiththis'it'sallforher'thing?Joey:What,areyoucrazy?Whenablindmangetshissightback,doeshewalkaroundlikethis?(Joeycloseshiseyesandwalksaroundwitharmsspread.)[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sBalcony,Rachelishavingdrinkswithherdate,Carl.]Carl:I'mjustsayin',ifIseeonemorepictureofEdBegley,Jr.inthatstupidele