愚人节

practice实践traditional传统的opinions意见divergent发散的originated亲自regardless无论如何exchange交换argument争论stunned击晕AprilFool'sdayorallfool'sday,theUnitedStatesofAmericatraditionalfestival,festivalinApril1steachyear.AprilFool'sdayhasbeenthereforhundredsofyears,toitsoriginpublicopinionsaredivergent.OnetheoryisthatthepracticeoriginatedinIndia,LiQuanfestival.Thefestival,anannualfestivalonMarch31stthatday,regardlessofmenandwomen,oldandyoung,canmakefunofeachother,fooldeceiveeachotherinexchangeforentertainment.Acommonargumentisthatoriginatedinfrance•愚人节也称万愚节，美国传统节日，节期在每年四月一日。•愚人节已出现了几百年，对于它的起源众说纷纭。一种说法认为这一习俗源自印度的诠俚节。该节规定，每年三月三十一日的节日这天，不分男女老幼，可以互开玩笑、互相愚弄欺骗以换得娱乐。较普遍的说法是起源于法国。•黄水仙是愚人节的象征。愚人节时，人们常常组织家庭聚会，用水仙花和雏菊把房间装饰一新。典型的传统做法是布置假环境，可以把房间布置得象过圣诞节一样．也可以布置得象过新年一样，待客人来时，则祝贺他们“圣诞快乐”或“新年快乐”，令人感到别致有趣。ThedaffodilisAprilFool'sdaysymbol.WhenAprilFool'sday,oftenafamilygathering,daffodilsanddaisiesdecoratedtheroom.ThetraditionistThedaffodilisAprilFool'sdaysymbol.WhenAprilFool'sday,oftenafamilygathering,daffodilsanddaisiesdecoratedtheroom.Thetraditionistoleavetheenvironmentlayout,theroomcanbearrangedasChristmasday.Canalsobearrangedasanewyear,whenguestscome,thencongratulationstothemaMerryChristmasorHappyNewYear,itisinterestingandunique.•AprilFool'sdaysuddenlyfeeltheabdomenaccurate,runtosolvepantstoilet,squat,comfortable.Thethingfinishs,lookingfortoiletpaper,stunned,emptyreelwithoutpaper.Moment,understandsotodayisallfools'day,defy,tosspeopledon'tfindhere!Emergency,emergencyisbaginstallsamobilephone,andcried,carefulofmobilephonependantpit,losingthefinalstraw.Thephoneworksinthesameplace,Iisintoilet,nopaper,fastcomeback!Today,thecolleagueanswers:AprilFool'sday,justsomeoneshoutedtothetoiletpaperinanemergency,howsomebody?Notcredible!Thewordfinishs,hangup,givein.Telephonenumbertwocolleagues,Iisintoilet,nopaper,fastcomeback!,thecolleagueanswers:todayallfool'sday,refusedtogoouttowork,feelshy!.Thewordfinishs,on-hook,pain.Telephonenumberthreecolleagues,IknowtodayisAprilFool'sdayIisintoilet,withoutpaper,andspeedtoemergency,pleasebelievemethecolleagueanswers:howcanyouimitateme,justusethischeataperson,howdoyouwithoutconsultationunauthorizeduseofthesewords.Hangup,butin.Telephonenumberfourcolleagues,dial...Nextdoorcrouchlavatorynoisetorise,friend,donotcounton,Ihavebeenhereforthreehours,thephonewaspower,yet!愚人节突觉肚子不爽，奔厕所而去，解裤蹲下，舒畅。事毕，找厕纸，惊呆，空卷轴愚人节突觉肚子不爽，奔厕所而去，解裤蹲下，舒畅。事毕，找厕纸，惊呆，空卷轴无纸。瞬间，明白原来今天是愚人节，怒骂，折腾人也不要找这里啊！急，突发现兜装手机，喜极而泣，特小心怕手机坠坑，失去最后一根救命草.电话同事一号，“吾在厕所，无纸，速来救急！”，同事答：今天愚人节，刚才就有人喊要厕纸救急的，怎么又有人？不可信！”话毕，挂机，痛骂中。电话同事二号,“吾在厕所,无纸,速来救急！”，同事答:“今天愚人节，一切外出工作一概拒绝，不好意思！”。话毕，挂机，痛苦中。电话同事三号，“我知道今天是愚人节吾在厕所，无纸，速来救急，请相信我同事答：“你怎么可以模仿我，刚用这招骗一人，你怎么未经磋商就擅自使用话毕。挂机，无奈中。电话同事四号，拨号中...隔壁蹲厕响起一声，“朋友，别指望了，我在这里已经三小时，电话已经没电，至今未脱困！”Noneisafoolalways,everyonesometimes.[谚]没有终身的傻瓜,也没有终身不当傻瓜的人makeanAprilfoolofsb.把某人当四月一日愚人节恶作剧的对象PriortoAprilFool'sDayjokeonlyat12noon,thisruleisrigid.Afterthenoonalsohavefunmanisathanhetomakefunofpeopleisalsoafool.Afterthehouralsomakefunofpeoplewillimmediatelyreceiveseriousrebuff,self-defeating.Thereisalittlepoemisdescribed:AprilFool'sdayhasbeentwelvepoints,AprilFool'sdayhasbeentwelvepoints,youthisfoolcamelate.whenAprilFool'sday,youwereabigidiot.愚人节这天玩笑只能开到中午12点之前，这是约定俗成的严格规矩。过了中午还找乐子的人是一个比被他取笑的人还大的傻瓜。过了钟点还开玩笑的人会立刻碰钉子，自找没趣儿。有一首小诗是这样描述的：愚人节已过十二点，愚人节已过十二点，你这个大傻瓜来得晚。待到来年愚人节，你将是最大个的大笨蛋.节日习俗Customisa：whenAprilFool'sday,oftenafamilygathering,daffodilsanddaisiesdecoratedtheroom.Thetraditionistoleavetheenvironmentlayout,theroomcanbearrangedlikeChristmas.CanalsobearrangedliketheChinesenewyear,whenguestscome,thencongratulationstothemaMerryChristmasorHappyNewYear,itisinterestingandunique.习俗一：愚人节时，人们常常组织家庭聚会，用水仙花和雏菊把房间装饰一新。典型的传统做法是布置假环境，可以把房间布置得像过圣诞节一样．也可以布置得像过新年一样，待客人来时，则祝贺他们“圣诞快乐”或“新年快乐”，令人感到别致有趣。CustomtwoApril1st,thefeastoffish.Alsoopenupafreshoutlook.Fishmealintheinvitation,usuallymadeofcardboardcoloredfish.Tablewithgreen,whitedichromaticadornment.Putamongtheaquariumandlittleanddaintyfishingrods,eachrodisagreenribbon,hangingtogiveguestgiftoranexquisitecelluloidfish,orafishbasketfilledwithcandy.Itisself-evident,thefishfeastonallthedishesaremade习俗二4月1日的鱼宴。也是别开生面的。参加鱼宴的请帖，通常是用纸板做成的彩色小鱼。餐桌用绿、白两色装饰起来．中间放上鱼缸和小巧玲珑的钓鱼竿，每个钓竿上系一条绿色飘带，挂着送给客人的礼物或是一个精巧的赛璐珞鱼，或是一个装满糖果的鱼篮子。不言而喻，鱼宴上所有的菜都是用•CustomthreeinAprilFool'sDayparty,thereisabogusfoodcustom.Someoneoncedescribedatypicalfool'sDayrecipe:first,asalad,lettuceleafgreenpepperonashaman,butaftertheleavesopened,itwasfoundthatthefollowingareoystercocktail;secondisbakedpotato,infact,hereisasweetbreadcrumbsandmushrooms;thereafter.Vegetablesandmeatforcamouflagechickenandtomatosaladburiedinthefollowingraspberryicecream.Afterdinner,guestscanalsofromthepillboxfeedingcandy习俗三在愚人节的聚会上，还有一种做假菜的风俗。有人曾经描述过一个典型的愚人节菜谱：先是一道色拉，莴苣叶上撒满了绿胡椒，但是把叶子揭开后，才发现下面原来是牡蛎鸡尾酒；第二道菜是烤土豆，其实下面是甜面包屑和鲜蘑；此后上的菜还有用蟹肉作伪装的烧鸡和埋藏在西红柿色拉下面的覆盆子冰淇淋。饭后，客人还可以从药丸盒里取食糖果习俗四不过愚人节最典型的活动还是大家互相开玩笑，用假话捉弄对方。有的人把细线拴着的钱包丢在大街上，自己在暗处拉着线的另一端。一旦有人捡起钱包，他们就出其不意地猛然把钱包拽走。还有人把砖头放在破帽子下面搁在马路当中，然后等着看谁来了会踢它。小孩们会告诉父母说自己的书包破了个洞，或者脸上有个黑点．等大人俯身来看时，他们就一边喊着四月傻瓜。一边笑着跑开去。总之，每逢愚人节这一天，动物园和水族馆还会接到不少打给菲什(鱼)先生泰歌(老虎)先生的电话，常常惹得工作人员掐断