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YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整条街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmesSHERLOCKSeasonOneEpisodeOne—AStudyinPinkYoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整条街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmes华生WATSONTHEPERSONALBLOGOFDR.JohnH.Watson博客写的如何?How'syourbloggoing?嗯顺利很顺利Yeah,good,verygood.你一个字都没写对吧?Youhaven'twrittenaword,haveyou?你刚写下了仍然不信任人Youjustwrotestillhastrustissues.而你颠倒着读出了我写的东西Andyoureadmywritingupsidedown.知道我什么意思了?YouseewhatImean?约翰你是个军人John,you'reasoldier从这个身份到普通人andit'sgoingtotakeyouawhile需要一个过程toadjusttocivilianlife把你每天的遭遇写在博客上andwritingablogabouteverythingthathappenstoyou会有很大帮助willhonestlyhelpyou.我根本没有任何遭遇Nothinghappenstome.10月21日October21th你说一辆破车都没了?'Whatdoyoumeanthere'snoruddycar?'他去滑铁卢了抱歉HewenttoWaterloo,I'msorry.叫辆出租车我从不叫车GetacabInevergetcabs我爱你什么时候?Iloveyou.When?快叫辆出租车Getacab我的丈夫Myhusband是个努力生活的乐观男人wasahappymanwholivedlifetothefull.他热爱家庭和工作Helovedhisfamilyandhiswork,他选择这样结束自己的生命andthatheshouldhavetakenhisownlifeinthisway让人无法理解isamystery也让认识他的人都感到震惊andashocktoallwhoknewhim.出租车出租车Taxi,taxi11月26日November26th给我两分钟朋友什么?I'llbejusttwominutes,mate.What?我要回去拿伞I'mjustgoinghometogetmyumbrella.你可以和我一起撑Youcansharemine.就两分钟好吗?Twominutes,allright?(1岁男孩在体育馆自杀)Boy1，killshimselfinsidesportscentre11月27日January27th她还在跳舞?Shestilldancing?是的如果叫做跳舞的话Yeah,ifyoucancallitthat.拿走她车钥匙了吗?Didyougetthecarkeysoffher?从她包里拿出来了Gotthemoutofherbag.她到哪里去了?Whereisshe?副运输部长贝斯·戴文特的尸体ThebodyofBethDavenport,JuniorMinisterforTransport,昨天深夜在伦敦wasfoundlatelastnight一建筑工地被发现onabuildingsiteinGreaterLondon.初步调查的结果为自杀Preliminaryinvestigationssuggestthatthiswassuicide.YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整条街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmes我们可以确认Wecanconfirmthat这起自杀案十分类似于thisapparentsuicidecloselyresemblesthoseof杰弗瑞·帕特森爵士SirJeffreyPatterson和詹姆士·费力默的状况andJamesPhillimore.因为这点Inthelightofthis,我们认为他们很有可能有关联theseincidentsarenowbeingtreatedaslinked.调查还在继续Theinvestigationisongoing不过雷斯垂德探长会回答大家的问题butDetectiveInspectorLestradewilltakequestionsnow.探长自杀事件怎么会有关联?DetectiveInspector,howcansuicidesbelinked?因为他们服用的药都一样Well,theyalltookthesamepoison.尸体都在他们不该出现的地方出现Theywereallfoundinplacestheyhadnoreasontobe.都没有明显的动机Noneofthemhadshownanypriorindication.不可能会有连环自杀Butyoucan'thaveserialsuicides.显然已经有了Well,apparentlyyoucan.这三人之间没有关系吗?Thesethreepeople,there'snothingthatlinksthem?暂时还没发现关系但是There'snolinkwe'vefoundyetbut我们在寻找一定存在的we'relookingforit.Therehastobeone.(错)Wrong！如果你们都收到了短信请忽略它Ifyou'veallgottexts,pleaseignorethem.上面只写着错ItjustsaysWrong.是的别管它如果没有其它问题Well,justignorethat.Iftherearenomorequestions,要问雷斯垂德探长的话ForDetectiveInspectorLestrade这次发布会就到此结束了I'mgoingtobringthissessiontoanend.既然是自杀你们在调查什么?Ifthey'resuicides,whatareyouinvestigating?就像我说的这几起自杀明显存在联系AsIsay,thesesuicidesareclearlylinked.这件事很不寻常It'sanunusualsituation,我们已经派遣最好的人手调查we'vegotourbestpeopleinvestigating.又收到了“错”SaysWrongagain.最后一个问题Onemorequestion.有可能是谋杀吗?Isthereanychancethatthesearemurders?如果是的话会是连环杀手干的吗?Andiftheyare,isthistheworkofaserialkiller?我知道你们更喜欢写这种故事Iknowthatyoulikewritingaboutthese但现场状况确系自杀butthesedoappeartobesuicides.两者的差别明显Weknowthedifference.很清楚毒药是他们自己服下的Thepoisonwasclearlyself-administered.是的可如果他们真是被杀Yes,butiftheyaremurders,大家怎么才能保证自身安全?howdopeoplekeepthemselvessafe?珍爱生命不要自杀Well,don'tcommitsuicide.每日邮报DailyMail现在虽是恐慌时期Obviously,Thisisafrighteningtimeforpeople大家需要的是提高警惕butallanyonehastodoisexercisereasonableprecautions.安全是可以由自己创造的Weareallassafeaswewanttobe.YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整条街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmes(错)wrong(你知道我在哪里夏·福)Youknowwheretofindme.SH谢谢大家Thankyou.你得阻止这家伙You'vegottostophimdoingthat.弄的我们像白痴一样He'smakinguslooklikeidiots.你告诉我他是怎么做到的我就去Ifyoucantellmehowhedoesit,I'llstophim.约翰John约翰·华生JohnWatson麦克·斯坦佛巴兹医学院的同学Stamford,MikeStamford.WewereatBartstogether.是的抱歉麦克你好Yes,sorry,yes,Mike,hello.是我知道自己胖了没有Yes,Iknow,Igotfat.No,no.我听说你出国了还中枪了Iheardyouwereabroadsomewheregettingshotat.怎么回事?Whathappened?就是中枪了Igotshot.你还在巴兹吗?AreyoustillatBartsthen?现在教书了Teachingnow,聪明的年轻人就像当年的我们yeah,brightyoungthingslikeweusedtobe.上帝啊我烦死他们了God,Ihatethem.那你呢?Whataboutyou,恢复之前一直这样呆着?juststayingintowntillyougetyourselfsorted?只靠军队抚恤金在伦敦无法生活Ican'taffordLondononanArmypension.在别的地方你活不下去Couldn'tbeartobeanywhereelse.这不是我认识的约翰·华生That'snottheJohnWatsonIknow.我不是那个约翰·华生了I'mnottheJohnWatson.哈利没帮你?Couldn'tHarryhelp?你觉得可能吗Yeah,likethat'sgoingtohappen不知道找个人一起租房子什么的Idon'tknow,getaflatshareorsomething?得了Comeon谁愿意同我做室友?Who'dwantmeforaflatmate?怎么了?What?你是今天第二个对我说这话的人You'rethesecondpersontosaythattometoday.谁是第一个?Whowasthefirst?有多新鲜?Howfresh?刚来的67岁自然死亡Justin.67naturalcauses.曾经在这里工作我认识他人不错Usedtoworkhere.Iknewhim,hewasnice.很好Fine.那我们从马鞭开始We'llstartwiththeridingcrop.呃今天心情不好吗?So,baddaywasit?我需要知道它在分钟内的伤痕情况Ineedtoknowwhatbruisesforminthenext20minutes.一个人的不在场证明就靠他了发短信给我Aman'salibidependsonit.Textme.对了我想...Listen,Iwaswondering.等会儿如果你结束了...Maybelater,whenyou'refinished...YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整条街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmes你搽了口红You'rewearinglipstick.你从来不用的Youweren'twearinglipstickbefore.我想显得精神点Irefresheditabit.抱歉你刚刚说什么?Sorry,youweresaying?我说要不要去喝咖啡?Iwaswonderingifyou'dliketohavecoffee?黑咖啡两块糖谢谢拿到楼上Black,twosugars,please.I'llbeupstairs.好吧OK.物是人非了你没想到吧Bitdifferentfrommyday.You'venoidea麦克可以借电话一用吗?Mike