11Look,herfirsthigh-endretailshoppingexperience.2HernannytriedtotakehertoBabyGap...3butshe'djustcryandcry.4Shewasaprofessionalshopperatagethree.5Oh,wow!6RememberwhenshewasonthecoverofSeventeen?7Shehadsomuchpotentialbackthen.8Lookather.ShecouldhavebeenaPlaymatebynow.9Hello!She'salawyer.10-That'swaybetter.-Why?11Theresheis!12Youalwayssaidshehastheperfectshapedhead...213foratiara!14Lookatthatslimedog!15ItwassoniceofyoutomakethisforElle'sweddingshower.16Ican'tscrapbookworthadamn.17Itookaclassonitatcommunitycollege.18-ShegotaB.-Plus!19ThedayshepassedherLSAT!20IswallowedsomeofthatSillyString.21Itwouldn'tbethefirsttime.22Lookatthat.HerfirstdayatHarvard.23Unbelievable.Awesome.24TheBendandSnap!25Ilovethat.Ididitlastnightnaked.326-Youdidnot.-Yes.Ibustedawindow.27Oh,myGod,there'sBruiser'sfirsthighlights.28Isthisthekeytoherfirstofficeatthefirm?29RememberthatCaribbeandecor?Itwasgenius.30Look,theresheiswithCongresswomanRudd...31whentheystartedtheHarvardalumniwomen'sevent.32-Yeah.-That'stwokick-asswomen.33Ilikethem.Ireallylikethem.34Thefirstdaytheymet!Emmettlovesheralready.35Youcanseeitinhiseyes.36EmmettandElle.37They'retrulyRomeoandJuliet4withoutthedying.38Paulette?39Oh,myGod!Girls,Ithinkit'sher.40-Quick!Lightsout!-OK!41Paulette?42Ithoughtweweresupposedtobeatthemoviesby9:00.43Surprise!44Wegother!45Oh,myGod!Margot,Serena,Icannotbelieve...46youguysflewallthewayhere!47-Nobiggie.-Onthecontrary.48It'sahugebiggie.Thankyou.49Youguysarethebest.550Speakingofbiggies,canweseeyourringagain?51NotyourDeltaNuring,Elle.52Youmean,thisone?53ClaritybetweenF.L.andV.V.S.Nicegirdlediameter.54Cutimpeccable.It'sakeeper.55Thanks!56Oh,mygosh,it'sfromEmmett!57That'smeandEmmettonFenwaybaseballfield.58It'shisfavoriteplaceinthewholeworld.59Ilovesnowglobes.60Icanheartheocean.61Listen,honey,you'reafull-timebridenow...626soyou'llneedawholenewwardrobe.63I'mnotquittingmyjob,youguys.64Doyouguysrememberthatfeelingweusedtoget...65duringareallyintenseSpinningclass?66Thatwefeelsotrulyamazingaboutourselves?67That'showIfeelbeingalawyer.Iloveit.68Ihavethishugeannualreviewcomingup...69sokeep'emcrossed,girls.70Crossed!71Congratulations,youdidit.72Withthreewronganswers,you'vemanagedtoundermine...73theentirefoundationuponwhichourlegalsystem'sbuilt.774Andbytheway...75itonlytookmetwowronganswers.76Sweetie,youcustomizedmyring?Again?77Emmett,youarenevergoingtobelievemynews!78-What?-FenwayPark!79You,me,tworings,andonerecentlyordainedumpire...80rightontheentryfield!81Infield.Whatareyoutalkingabout?82ItturnsoutthestartingpitcherfortheRedSox...83hasanunfortunateunibrowproblem.84HegoestoNadia,mywaxer...85sotheteampulledsomestringswiththesitemanager...886andwe'regettingmarriedatFenway!87Areyouserious?88Areyousurethisiswhatyouwanttodo?89Icanmarriedanywhereanditwouldn'tmatter.90That'salie.91I'mgettingmarriedundertheGreenMonster!92Yes!93Andinjustthreemonthsandfourdays!94Emmett,wehavesomuchtotalkabout.95Iwanteverybodywhomatterstoustobethere.96Oh,myGod!Ialmostforgot!97Youwantmetowhat?998Abiologicalbirthparentsearch.99Foryourdog.100FormyChihuahua-AmericanBruiserWoods.101Ifoundhimabandonedyearsago.102Miss,I'mthehighest-paid,mostsoughtafter...103privateinvestigatorinthegreaterBostonarea.104That'spreciselywhywecametoyou,Detective.105ItisabsolutelyvitalthatwefindBruiser'smotherpronto.106Hisfathermightbemoredifficult.Youknowdogs.107MayIaskwhy?108Ofcourse.MarthaStewartWeddings...109recommendsa4to6-weekwindowforRSVPs...10110andIcan'tsendtheinvitationwithoutanaddress.111AndthesoonerIgetstartedonthecalligraphythebetter.112Youwanttosendaninvitationtoyourwedding...113toyourdog'smother.Andyou'reserious?114Detective,ifIhavetomakeroom...115formysecondcousin'svegandietcoach...116youbetterbelieveI'llmakeroomforthemother...117oftheonelovingcreaturewho'salwaysbeenthereforme.118Infact,Ican'tbelieveIhaven'tdonethissooner!119I'mthinkingthesamething.120-Elle!-Hi,Mr.Blaine.11121-Theclientisthrilled.-Good!122Howyouseamlesslynegotiatedthatdeal?123-Itwassimplymagnifique.-Thankyou.124Bigstaffmeetingtoday,kiddo.125Allright.Igotmyfingerscrossed.126Milton,twoshots,extrafoam.127-Wow.Thanks,E.W.-Noproblem!128-Goget'emtoday.-Thanks.129Soyforyou,honey.Nodairy.130That'sright.Thankyou.Yourcalllistisendless.131-Itis?-Webettergetrightonit.132Kevin,youshouldn'thave!12133I'mnotsurethey'regivingmethepromotiontoday.134It'sjustawidespreadyetcrediblerumor.135It'sfrommeandthegirls.136Oh,right!137Nowdome.138Ifeelliketheluckiestgirlintheworld.139-Me,too!-Youdo?140IhadnoideaIcouldbethishappy...141withoutaccruingcreditcarddebt.142Already?143Well,MissWoods,eventheweirdonesgetcracked.144-Youready?-Yes!13145BruiserWoods...146meetyourmom.147Bruiser...yourcheekbones.148Andit'sallinthere.149Goodluckfindingwhateveritisyou'relookingfor.150Oh,myGod!She'saBostonian!151Bruiser,we'rehere!152Asyouradoptivemother,I'msureyou'renervous...153aboutmeetingyourbirthmother...154buthearherout,OK?I'msureshehadherreasons.155Bruiser,yourmotherlivesat...156thetopsecretVersacethink-tank!15714Itoldyoutheyhadone!158No,ma'am.159Unlessyouhaveapass,youcannotgoup