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DairyofawormMarch20MomsaystherearethreethingsIshouldalwaysRemember:1、Theearthgivesuseverythingweneed.Whenwedigtunnel,wehelptakecareoftheearth.Mustmaketunnel–helpearthbreathe.3.NeverbotherDaddywhenhe’seatingthenewspaper.March29TodayItriedtoteachspiderhowtodig.March29First,allofhislegsgotstuck.IthinkItwistedoneofmyankles.March29Thenheswallowedabunchofdirt.Igiveup.Tomorrowhe’sgoingtoteachmehowtowalkupsidedown.March30Wormscannotwalkupsidedown.April4Fishingseasonstartedtoday.Didyouguyshearsomething?Wealldugdeeper.April10Itrainedallnight.Andthegroundwassoaked.Wespendtheentiredayonthesidewalk.Hopscotchisverydangerousgame.Myfirsttunnel.Firstdayofschool.April15Iforgotmylunchtoday.IgotsohungrythatIatemyhomework.April15Myteachermademewrite,“Iwillnoteatmyhomework.”tentimes.WhenIwasfinished,Iatethattoo.April20Isnuckuponsomekidsintheparktoday.Theydidn’thearmecoming.Iwriggleduprightbetweenthemandtheyscreamed.April20Ilovewhentheydothat.May1GrandpataughtusthatgoodmannersareVeryimportant.May1SotodayIsaid:“goodmorning.”TothefirstantIsaw.Therewere600moreoftheminline.Istoodthereallday.May8Hadtheworstnightmarelastnight.Grantbirdsplayinghopscotch.MomsaysIhavetostopeatingsomuchGarbagerightbeforeIgotobed.Theheran.Icouldn’tkeepup.Maybehe’sright.May15Igotintoafightwithspidertoday.Hetoldmeyouneedlegstobecool.May16Imadespiderlaughsohard,hefelloutofHistree.Whoneedlegs?Myowncomic!May28LastnightIwenttotheschooldance.Youputyourheadin.Youputyourheadout.Youdothehokey-pokeyandyouturnYourselfabout.That’sallwecoulddo.June5Today,wemademacaroninecklacesinArtclass.Ibroughtminehome.Andweateitfordinner.Mmmm,you’reverytalented.June15Myoldersisterthinksshe’ssopretty.ItoldherthatnomatterhowmuchtimesheSpendslookinginthemirror,herfacewillAlwayslookjustlikeherearend.Spiderthoughtthatwasreallyfunny.Momdidnot.July4WhenIgrowup,Iwanttobeasecretserviceagent.SpidersaysIwillhavetobeverycareful.Becausethepresidentmightsteponmebymistake.“It’sdangerousjob,”Itoldhim.“Butsomeone’sgottodoit.”Myreportcard.July28ThreethingsIdon’tlikeaboutbeingaworm:1.Ican’tchewgum.2.Ican’thaveadog.Canwekeephim,mom?3.Allthathomework.July29Threegoodthingsaboutbeingaworm:1.Ineverhavetogotothedentist.2.InevergetintroublefortrackingmudThroughthehouse.3.Ineverhavetotakeabath.Who’smygrubbylittleboy.August1It’snotalwayseasybeingaworm.We’reverysmall.Andsometimespeopleforgetthatwe’reevenhere.But,likeMomalwayssays,theearthneverForgetswe’rehere.IgetthefeelingI’mbeingwatched.