等待戈多英语剧本

【剧本】等待戈多（英文版）WaitingforGodottragicomedyin2actsBySamuelBeckettEstragonVladimirLuckyPozzoaboyACTIAcountryroad.Atree.Evening.Estragon,sittingonalowmound,istryingtotakeoffhisboot.Hepullsatitwithbothhands,panting.Hegivesup,exhausted,rests,triesagain.Asbefore.EnterVladimir.ESTRAGON:(givingupagain).Nothingtobedone.VLADIMIR:(advancingwithshort,stiffstrides,legswideapart).I'mbeginningtocomeroundtothatopinion.AllmylifeI'vetriedtoputitfromme,sayingVladimir,bereasonable,youhaven'tyettriedeverything.AndIresumedthestruggle.(Hebroods,musingonthestruggle.TurningtoEstragon.)Sothereyouareagain.ESTRAGON:AmI?VLADIMIR:I'mgladtoseeyouback.Ithoughtyouweregoneforever.ESTRAGON:Metoo.VLADIMIR:Togetheragainatlast!We'llhavetocelebratethis.Buthow?(Hereflects.)GetuptillIembraceyou.ESTRAGON:(irritably).Notnow,notnow.VLADIMIR:(hurt,coldly).MayoneinquirewhereHisHighnessspentthenight?ESTRAGON:Inaditch.VLADIMIR:(admiringly).Aditch!Where?ESTRAGON:(withoutgesture).Overthere.VLADIMIR:Andtheydidn'tbeatyou?ESTRAGON:Beatme?Certainlytheybeatme.VLADIMIR:Thesamelotasusual?ESTRAGON:Thesame?Idon'tknow.VLADIMIR:WhenIthinkofit...alltheseyears...butforme...wherewouldyoube...(Decisively.)You'dbenothingmorethanalittleheapofbonesatthepresentminute,nodoubtaboutit.ESTRAGON:Andwhatofit?VLADIMIR:(gloomily).It'stoomuchforoneman.(Pause.Cheerfully.)Ontheotherhandwhat'sthegoodoflosingheartnow,that'swhatIsay.Weshouldhavethoughtofitamillionyearsago,inthenineties.ESTRAGON:Ahstopblatheringandhelpmeoffwiththisbloodything.VLADIMIR:HandinhandfromthetopoftheEiffelTower,amongthefirst.Wewererespectableinthosedays.Nowit'stoolate.Theywouldn'tevenletusup.(Estragontearsathisboot.)Whatareyoudoing?ESTRAGON:Takingoffmyboot.Didthatneverhappentoyou?VLADIMIR:Bootsmustbetakenoffeveryday,I'mtiredtellingyouthat.Whydon'tyoulistentome?ESTRAGON:(feebly).Helpme!VLADIMIR:Ithurts?ESTRAGON:(angrily).Hurts!Hewantstoknowifithurts!VLADIMIR:(angrily).Nooneeversuffersbutyou.Idon'tcount.I'dliketohearwhatyou'dsayifyouhadwhatIhave.ESTRAGON:Ithurts?VLADIMIR:(angrily).Hurts!Hewantstoknowifithurts!ESTRAGON:(pointing).Youmightbuttonitallthesame.VLADIMIR:(stooping).True.(Hebuttonshisfly.)Neverneglectthelittlethingsoflife.ESTRAGON:Whatdoyouexpect,youalwayswaittillthelastmoment.VLADIMIR:(musingly).Thelastmoment...(Hemeditates.)Hopedeferredmakeththesomethingsick,whosaidthat?ESTRAGON:Whydon'tyouhelpme?VLADIMIR:SometimesIfeelitcomingallthesame.ThenIgoallqueer.(Hetakesoffhishat,peersinsideit,feelsaboutinsideit,shakesit,putsitonagain.)HowshallIsay?Relievedandatthesametime...(hesearchesfortheword)...appalled.(Withemphasis.)AP-PALLED.(Hetakesoffhishatagain,peersinsideit.)Funny.(Heknocksonthecrownasthoughtodislodgeaforeignbody,peersintoitagain,putsitonagain.)Nothingtobedone.(Estragonwithasupremeeffortsucceedsinpullingoffhisboot.Hepeersinsideit,feelsaboutinsideit,turnsitupsidedown,shakesit,looksonthegroundtoseeifanythinghasfallenout,findsnothing,feelsinsideitagain,staringsightlesslybeforehim.)Well?ESTRAGON:Nothing.VLADIMIR:Showme.ESTRAGON:There'snothingtoshow.VLADIMIR:Tryandputitonagain.ESTRAGON:(examininghisfoot).I'llairitforabit.VLADIMIR:There'smanalloverforyou,blamingonhisbootsthefaultsofhisfeet.(Hetakesoffhishatagain,peersinsideit,feelsaboutinsideit,knocksonthecrown,blowsintoit,putsitonagain.)Thisisgettingalarming.(Silence.Vladimirdeepinthought,Estragonpullingathistoes.)Oneofthethieveswassaved.(Pause.)It'sareasonablepercentage.(Pause.)Gogo.ESTRAGON:What?VLADIMIR:Supposewerepented.ESTRAGON:Repentedwhat?VLADIMIR:Oh...(Hereflects.)Wewouldn'thavetogointothedetails.ESTRAGON:Ourbeingborn?Vladimirbreaksintoaheartylaughwhichheimmediatelystifles,hishandpressedtohispubis,hisfacecontorted.VLADIMIR:Onedaren'tevenlaughanymore.ESTRAGON:Dreadfulprivation.VLADIMIR:Merelysmile.(Hesmilessuddenlyfromeartoear,keepssmiling,ceasesassuddenly.)It'snotthesamething.Nothingtobedone.(Pause.)Gogo.ESTRAGON:(irritably).Whatisit?VLADIMIR:DidyoueverreadtheBible?ESTRAGON:TheBible...(Hereflects.)Imusthavetakenalookatit.VLADIMIR:DoyouremembertheGospels?ESTRAGON:IrememberthemapsoftheHolyLand.Colouredtheywere.Verypretty.TheDeadSeawaspaleblue.Theverylookofitmademethirsty.That'swherewe'llgo,Iusedtosay,that'swherewe'llgoforourhoneymoon.We'llswim.We'llbehappy.VLADIMIR:Youshouldhavebeenapoet.ESTRAGON:Iwas.(Gesturetowardshisrags.)Isn'tthatobvious?Silence.VLADIMIR:WherewasI...How'syourfoot?ESTRAGON:Swellingvisibly.VLADIMIR:Ahyes,thetwothieves.Doyourememberthestory?ESTRAGON:No.VLADIMIR:ShallItellittoyou?ESTRAGON:No.VLADIMIR:It'llpassthetime.(Pause.)Twothieves,crucifiedatthesametimeasourSaviour.One?ESTRAGON:Ourwhat?VLADIMIR:OurSaviour.Twothieves.Oneissupposedtohavebeensavedandtheother...(hesearchesforthecontraryofsaved)...damned.ESTRAGON:Savedfromwhat?VLADIMIR:Hell.ESTRAGON:I'mgoing.Hedoesnotmove.VLADIMIR:Andyet...(pause)...howisit杢hisisnotboringyouIhope?howisitthatofthefourEvangelistsonlyonespeaksofathiefbeingsaved.Thefourofthemwerethere杘rthereabouts?andonlyonespeaksofathiefbeingsaved.(Pause.)Comeon,Gogo,returntheball,can'tyou,onceinawhile?ESTRAGON:(withexagge