初中英语趣味题__不错哟(1)

下面是一道经典的英语填空题,注意,所有空格均为同一个单词:_________isgreaterthanGod._________ismoreevil(邪恶的)thantheDevil(恶魔).Thepoorhave____________.Therichneed_____________.Ifyoueat________,youwilldie.NothingNothingNothingNothingNothingChoosethenicknamesofthefollowingcities.()1.LondonA.thecityofmusic()2.WashingtonB.thecityofbeer()3.OxfordC.thecityofwater()4.VeniceD.thecityofuniversities()5.Munich(慕尼黑)E.thecityofsnow()6.ViennaF.thecityoffogFEDCBAIfIgotoseemyuncle,Icanreadhisbooks.It’sintwotwos.A一分为二B一文不名C三心二意D一举两得DThewordshegivesonthecomputerisabovemyhead.A一目了然B终于醒悟C无法理解D头脑发昏CIhavecities,buttherearenotanyhousesinthem.Ihaveforests,butnotanytreesinthem.Ihaverivers,butthereisnotanywaterinthem.WhatamI?___________map1.whatroomhasnowalls,nodoors,nowindowsandnoonetolivein?2.Wheredoesafternoonalwayscomebeforemorning?mushroomInthedictionary3.Whathastwolegsbutcannotwalk.4.whatkindofdogneverbite?compasshotdogIfyouarefacingeastandtaketenstepsforward,thenrightandtakethreestepsbackward,thenturnroundandtakefivestepsforward,andthenturnleft,andtaketwostepsforward,whichdirectionareyoufacing?westTherearethreemenonatrain.MrAspeaksEnglishandChinese.MrBspeaksFrenchandEnglish.MrCcanonlytalkwithMrA.WhatlanguagedoesMrCspeak?Chinese.()1.What’stheChinesefor“sixofoneandhalfadozenoftheother?”A.六分之一B.人云亦云C.半斤八两D.见一面分一半()2.Wedon’twantit.It’s“awhiteelephant.”Whatisit?A.一件无用而累的东西B.一头白象C.白给的东西D.白色陷阱()3.What’stoomuchfortwoandjustrightforone?A.TimeB.AsecretC.friendD.AroomCAB()4.What’stheChinesefor“talkbig”?A.吹牛B.说谎话C.骂人D.很大()5.IknowthatfromAtoZ.A.从A到IB.从头到尾C.字母表D.距离很远()6.What’sthat?That’salilyIlikeitverymuch.A.girl’snameB.flowerC.pictureD.cupABBAcandleburnsoutinsixtyminutes,howmanyminuteswillittakefivecandlesburningtogether?A.300minutesB.200minuteC.100minutesD.60minutes(D)Ifabandplaysinathunderstorm,whoismostlikelytogethitbylightening?ConductorWhenisyouruncle’ssisternotyouraunt?Whensheismymother.Canyoushowthateight8'saddedtogetheraddupto1000?888+88+8+8+8Whocanstopacarwithonehandonly?policeApoliceofficerhadabrother,butthebrotherhadnobrother.Howcouldthatbe?Thepoliceofficerwasalady!Howcanyoumakearopeshorterwithoutcuttingorwindingit?Takealongerropeandcomparewithit!Whydogiraffeshavelongneck?Becausetheirheadsarefarfromtheirbodies!Whydoesacatlookfirsttoonesideandthentotheothersidewhenitentersaroom?Becauseitcan'tseebothsidesatonce.Mr.Brownhasfivesons.TheyareTed,Tom,Bob,Jack,John.Johnhasnoelderbrotherandhewasfouryearsoldwhenhisfirstyoungerbrotherwasborn.Tomisverylucky.Thenumberofhiselderbrothersisthesameashisyoungerbrothers.Jackwillbe21nextyear,andheisfiveyearsolderthanBob.BobistwoyearsyoungerthanTom.Tedhasnoyoungerbrother.Thereis12yearsbetweenhimandJohn.HowoldareMr.brown'ssons?John________yearsoldJack_______yearsoldTom________yearsoldBob_______yearsoldTed________yearsold2420171512Thedriverwasdrunkanddrovethedoctor'scardirectlyintothedeepditch.这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。Sandysniffedsweetsmellingsunflowerseedswhilesittingbesideaswiftstream.桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味。Asnow-whiteswanswamswiftlytocatchaslowly-swimmingsnakeinalake.湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢游动的蛇。Apleasantpeasantkeepsapleasantpheasantandboththepeasantandthepheasantarehavingapleasanttimetogether.一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。