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（江南四大才子结伴出游）一女子：你们看，你们看，江南四大才子在那边哎.(look,look!herecomesthefourhandsomeboys!)（众女子兴奋观看）（四大才子摆ＰＯＳＥ，众女子倾倒逃散）（一女子被四人拦住，被迫跳河）唐伯虎：想跑？你飞不出我的五指山的。（欲跳下河被拦住）(don’tgo,youcan’tflyoutofmyfivefingers!)祝枝山：伯虎兄，有人在看。(keepcalmbrothertang,someonewatching)祝枝山：今天我们江南四大才子到这里游山玩水，难怪那些女子要疯狂了。(Todaywefourhandsomeboyshere,it'snowonderthatthosewomenarecrazy!)文斌：说得是，(that’strue)文征明：各位各位，既然大家今天兴致这么好，不如来吟首诗如何？（hey,boys,howaboutsingingpoemssinceweareexicted祝枝山：哎，征明兄提议的好啊。文斌兄你先来。Thatsoundsgreat!so,brotherwenbing,yousingingfirst!）文斌：来呀！(OK),山下一群鹅。文征明：嘘声赶落河。祝枝山：落河捉鹅一肚饿。唐伯虎：吃完回家玩老婆。三人：哎呀，对得妙呀，真是绝句！(Ohmygad,thispoemisreallycool!)唐伯虎：啊哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`(hahahahaha)三人：真的那么好笑？！(oh,whathelaughedat?andWhat’sofanny!)文征明：为什么唐兄每次出游，都那么豪情奔放呢？(whybrothertangcankeephappyeverytimewhenwegoout?)文斌：乐而忘形，实在令人（三人）羡慕羡慕啊。(Joybutdriven,reallymakewethreeenvy)祝枝山：不过老实说，在江南论文章，唐兄他才高八斗，论丹青，妙笔生花，真是不折不扣的才子啊。（buttobehonest,brothertang’sarticleandhispaintingarethemostfamous,heisarealtalent!）文斌：不错，最令人羡慕的就是他在音律方面也有很高的造诣。(yes,andheisalsogoodatmusic)唐伯虎：那倒是，古今中外各种乐器我样样都玩得都出神入化。最近我还在研究一种西洋打击乐器，很带劲儿哦。有机会可以研究一下，大家。Thanks!ThereisnodoubtthatIcanplayallkidsofinstrument,andrecentlyIwasstudyingawesterninstrument,it’sperfect,wecandiscusssomeday!)文斌：对，研究一下！noproblem!文征明：我觉得唐兄最令人羡慕之处，莫过于他的艳福啊。人人都知道，唐兄家中有八位夫人，各个都貌美如花，国色天香。做人能象唐兄这样，夫复何求啊？ButIthinkwhatmostenvyusishis8beautifulwifes,ifIhavethesamelift,thereisnoregret唐伯虎：啊哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(ahahahah)祝枝山：有马子可以上啊。Look,thereisabeauty!祝枝山：哎，唐兄，你看桥头上有个婀娜多姿的女子，孤孤单单的。这样好了，你就当场示范一下你的泡妞大法，让我们兄弟几个好好地学一学。Brothertang,lookatthelonelygirl,howaboutyoutoshowushowcanwegetagirl’slove!唐伯虎：这个嘛……letmesee…文斌：事关大家的福利，你没问题吧？！Hey,goahead,wearewaiting,doyouhavesomethingtrouble!唐伯虎：义不容辞。No,mypleasure祝枝山：去呀。Comeon!唐伯虎：小姐。Hai,miss女子：公子何事？（一回头，竟是如花！）yes?三人：上！上！gogogo唐伯虎：没什么，我想借小姐的肩膀搭一下，不知道可不可以？Nothing,Ijustwanttouseyourshouler,socouldyougivemethechance?如花：这怎么行呢，我可是黄花大闺女啊。That’scrazy!Iamnotmarried!唐伯虎：我知道，我只不过是想整整我的朋友而己。其实在下正是唐伯虎。Iknow,Ijustplayajokewithmyfriends,andyouknowwhat,Iamtangbohu如花：什么糖做的老虎，我不认识你。你再不走，我可要叫了。What?Atigermadebysuger？infactIdon’tknowyou,ifyoudon’tgo,Iwillshout!唐伯虎：这样好了，我给你公子何事？意思意思。Ok,keepcalm,howaboutIgiveyoutenyuan如花：一两银子？你当我什么，最起码十两！Tenyuan?Noway,atleastonehundredyuan唐伯虎：哇！你这德性还要十两？！干脆去抢了！wa!Lookatyouface,itworthonehundredyuan?youarereallykillingme!youarearobber!如花：不错，我就是抢！把钱拿出来！Right,Iamarobber,givemeyourmoney（两人乱打）唐伯虎：你……你……you如花：去死！Todeathyou!唐伯虎：打你！Beatyou!如花：捅你！Fightyou!（最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）三人：哎？搞什么鬼啊？（赶到桥上）怎么搞的？怎么啦？Oh,whataretheydoing!what’swrong!文征明：你出手也太重了吧？！Youaretoohard唐伯虎：他想抢钱，这个死人妖！Hewanttorobmymoney,hey,youstupidladyboy!三人：啊？！人妖？what?ladyboy?祝枝山：我喜欢！拿着。（祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）Ilike!文征明：真可惜！让他抢先一步！Whatapity,herobbedfirst路人：justdowhatItellyou唐伯虎：areyousurethiscanhelpme!路人：thrustme!andremember,youhavegiveallthemoneythatyousaleyourself唐伯虎：noproblem!路人：youarenotkiddingme?唐伯虎：don’tworry,Inevercheatafoolman路人：ok.goodboy!街坊邻居们，快来啊，刚出炉的孝子大怕卖，不卖也来看一看啊！（秋香和华府婢女石榴姐出门）hay,sisterandbrother,motherandfather,looklook,looklook,thereisagoodsontosale,ifyoudon’tbuyalsocanhavealook!石榴姐：这位小哥，一大清早就来这里卖身葬父，太不吉利了吧？Hey,littlebrother,it’stoobadtosaleyourselfatthemonrning,that’sunlucky唐伯虎：我也不想啊。Iknow.butjustsorry秋香：我们好像在哪儿见过吧？你看起来好面善。You,IthinkIhaveseeyoubefore,youlooksofamiliar唐伯虎：所谓相逢曾相识，求求两位姐姐可怜可怜我吧！Really,that’sdoesn’tmatteratall,Ibegyoucanbuyme石榴姐：真是好惨啊！我们正好缺个下人，我看就－－that’sgreat.wejustwanttobuyone（这时又来一个，推着木车，车上六个死人，这人还口吐鲜血，极其悲惨！）惨人：我好惨啊，卖身葬全家！goodladys,pleasemercyonme,Ihavetosalemyselftoburyallofmyfamily唐伯虎：不会吧？！Ohgod,Ican’tbelieveit惨人：两位姑娘，可怜可怜我吧，我一家六口一晚上全死光了。我身染十级肺痨，半卖半送，你就买了我吧。Ladys,pleasebuyme,allofmyfamilywerediedlastnight,andIwasillness,youknowhowhardIam….秋香：哎呀，石榴，你看他可怜多了，我们就把他买回华府，好不好？Oh,that’stoobad,石榴,let’sbuyhimok!石榴姐：（哭）那就买他吧。Allright,唐伯虎：姐姐，我先来的哎。Hey,sister,Icomefirst!秋香：这不是先后到的问题嘛。Thereisnowanderwhocomefirst1石榴姐：对呀，人家家里死了六个，你家才死一个。我也很想帮你，可是我真的很为难啊。yes,hehavelosesixfamily,butyoujustloseone,Ireallywanttohelpyou,butIcan’t唐伯虎：可是我也很惨啊butIalsohard石榴姐：你有什么比他更惨的，快说出来啊。So,telluswhatelsecanmadeyoumorehardthanhim唐伯虎：我……我……这……这……，你看我这几天没有剪指甲了，里面全是黑泥，难道这还不够惨吗？I…i…i…lookatmyhands,Ihaven’twashmyfingersforalongtime,andallofthemarefullofdirtydustyisn’thardthanhim?（惨人的小狗突然死去）惨人：（痛哭）旺财……旺财……旺财你不能死啊，旺财，你跟了我这么多年，对我有情有义，肝胆相照，但是到了现在我连一顿饱饭都没让你吃过，我对不起你啊，旺财！Youcannotdie,youandmelivetogetherforsomanyyears,wojustlikebrothers,butIcannotgiveyouafulllunch,Iamsosorry（唐伯虎看见一只蟑螂，喊“小心啊！”，石榴姐一退，将蟑螂踩死了。）watchout!唐伯虎：（悲痛欲绝）小强！小强你怎么了小强？小强，你不能死啊！我跟你相依为命，同甘共苦了这么多年，一直把你当亲生骨肉一样教你养你，想不到今天，白发人送黑发人！smallstronger…….what’swrongwithyou,smallstronger,youcannotdie,Iwithyouforsomanyyears,andIthreatyouasmyonlychild,can’tbelieveit,today,whitehairpeoplesendoffblackhairpeple石榴姐：秋香姐，他们两个都这么惨，怎么办？秋香，Thetowarereallyhard,andwhatshouldwedo秋香：看看再说。Let’swatchingon石榴姐：噢。ok惨人：妈的！（走到唐伯虎跟前，两人对峙）大哥，你别闹了。你看看你那么干净，进去化个妆再来吧。你看看我，烂命一条，满手烂疮，你怎么惨得过我啊？Bad,don’tplaymeanymore,lookatyourcleanface,youarenotagoodactor!andlookatme,Ihavetheskincancer,andwilldiesoon唐伯虎：你不要跟我比啊，我最受不了人家跟我比了！Kao,don’tcomparewithme,ihatethisgame!惨人：跟你比又怎么样？Sowhat!唐伯虎：你这不是在逼我吗？Yousaidit!惨人：你能比我惨吗？yes,Canyoudomorethingsthanme!（唐伯虎拾起一根棍，将自己的胳膊打断