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901TheOneWhereNoOneProposes901TheOneWhereNoOneProposes[Scene:Rachel'sRoom,JoeymovesRoss'scoattogetthetissuesRachelwantsandtheengagementringboxMrs.Gellergavehimfallsoutofthepocketitwasinside.Joeygoestooneknee,picksupthebox,opensit,andseesthatit'sanengagementring.]Rachel:Joey.(HeturnstofaceRachelononekneewiththeboxopen.)Rachel:(seeingthering)OhmyGod.(Pause)Okay.(Joeyisstunned.)[CuttoRossgettingofanelevatorcarryingabouquetofflowersandwalkingdownthehalltoRachel'sroom.][CutbackintoRachel'sroom.]Rachel:Souh-Iguessweshould-makeitofficialhuh?Joey:Uh-LookRach-(Rossenters.)HeyRossishere!Heylook!It'smygoodfriendRoss.HeyRoss.Ross:HeyJoey.(ToRachel)Heyyou.Rachel:Heyyou.Joey:Heyandlookhebroughtflowers.ThanksRoss,butI'mreallymoreofacandyguy.(Laughs.)Ross:You'reweirdtoday.(HeturnstoRachelandJoeyputstheringback.)(ToRachel)ListenIuh,wantedtotalktoyouaboutsomething.Rachel:Uhyeah,actuallyIkindaneedtotalktoyoutoo.Ross:UhJoey,canyougiveusjustaminute?Joey:No.Ross:What?Joey:Oh,I'msorry.Imeantno.Monica:(enteringwitheveryoneelseincludingMr.Geller)Hi!Heylookwho'shere!Mr.Geller:Where'smygranddaughter?I'vebeenpracticingmymagictricks.Chandler:Hepulledaquarteroutofmyear!Ross:Hey,where'suh,where'smom?Mr.Geller:ShewenttopickupAuntLiddy.Monica:Oh,AuntLiddy'scoming?Thatmeanswegetfivedollarseach!Mr.Geller:SowhendoIgettomeetEmmaandshowherthis?(Pullsabouquetofflowersoutofhissleeve.)Chandler:Okay.Wow.Ross:UhDad,Emma'sinthenursery.I'lltakeyounow.Ifyouwant,but(ToRachel)Ireallywanttotalktoyou.Rachel:Iknow,Istillneedtotalktoyou.Joey:Ohheybut,beforeyouguysdothat(ToRachel)Ineedtotalktoyou,andRoss,Ineedtotalktoyou.Phoebe:(ToMonica)OhandIneedtotalktoyou.Monica:Aboutwhat?Phoebe:Toseeifyouknowwhattheseguysaretalkingabout.OpeningCredits[Scene:OutsidetheNursery,everyonebutRachelisstandingandlookingintothewindow.]Monica:Isn'tshebeautiful?Mr.Geller:Lookather,myfirstgrandchild.Ross:WhataboutBen?Mr.Geller:WellofcourseBen,Imeantmyfirstgranddaughter.(ToMonica,mouths)Wow.Phoebe:(takingRossaside)Haveumm,haveyouthoughtanymoreaboutyouandRachel?Ross:Ohwellyeah,actuallyIwasgoingtotalktoherwhenyouguysallcameintheroom.Phoebe:Yay!It'ssoexciting!Wow,youcould'vedonethatwithusthere.Ross:Yeahright.Phoebe:Ohsureokay,youcantouchyourselfinfrontofusbutyoucan'ttalktoRachel.Ross:What?!WhenhaveIevertouchedmyselfinfrontofyouguys?Phoebe:Ohplease!Justbeforewhenyouwereasleepinthelounge!ThatArmenianfamilywaswatchingyouinsteadoftheTV.Oh,thatremindsme.ThatMr.HasmejestillhasmyGameboy.Joey:(takingChandleraside)HeyChandler,canItalktoyouforasecond?Chandler:Sure.Joey:DudeIjustdidsomethingterrible.901无人求婚没人求婚乔伊?啊，天呀!我愿意.那么，嗯我想我们应该做的正式一些，哼?嗯听我说，瑞秋嘿，罗斯来了!嘿!是我好朋友罗斯.嘿罗斯.嘿乔伊.嘿.嘿.看，他带来鲜花罗斯,谢谢但我实际上更喜欢糖果你今天好怪听着，我今天想和你谈些事对了,实际上，我也有些事想和你说乔伊,可以让我们俩单独待会吗?不行.嗯?喔，对不起.我的意思是说..不行看看谁在这里!我孙女在哪里?我一直在练习我的魔术他从我耳朵里拽出一枚硬币!咦？我妈妈怎么没来?她接Liddy姑妈去了哦，Liddy姑妈也来?那意味着我们每个人都会得到5块钱!那我什么时候能看见Emma好给她表演这个?Okay.Wow.爸,Emma在婴儿室如果你想，我现在就带你去..我真的很想你和聊聊我知道,我也需要和你谈谈但是在你们聊之前我需要和你谈谈罗斯,还有你，我们也需要谈谈喔，我需要和你说点事什么事?看看你知不知道他们在说些什么Chandler:Thatwasyou?!IthoughtitwasJack!Joey:No!No,thatwasJack!RachelthinksIaskedhertomarryme!Chandler:What?!Whydoesshethinkthat?Joey:BecauseitkindalookedlikeIdid.Chandler:Again,what?!Joey:Okaywell,Iwasdownononekneewiththeringinmyhand-Chandler:Asweallareatsomepointduringtheday.Joey:Itwasn'tmyring!ItfelloutofRoss'sjacket!AndwhenIkneltdowntopickitupRachelthoughtIwasproposing!Chandler:Rosshadaring?!Andhewasgonnapropose?Joey:Iguess.Chandler:Andyoudiditfirst?!Thisisgonnakillhim!Youknowhowmuchhelovestopropose!Joey:Iknow!Iknowit'sawful.Chandler:Well,whatdidshesay?Joey:(happily)Shesaidyes.Chandler:DoesRossknow?Joey:OhGod,whatthehellamIgoingtotellhim?Chandler:Wellmaybeyoudon'thavetotellhimanything.Joey:Oh,Ilikethat.Yeah-Chandler:IfyouclearthingsupwithRachelthenRossneverneedstofindout,butyouhavetodoitnowbeforehehearsaboutitandkicksyourass!Joey:(laughs)Nowlet'snotgetcarriedaway.(HewalksawayasMonicacomesoverandhugsChandlerfrombehind.)Monica:Iwantababy.Chandler:Honey,we'vebeenoverthis.Ineedtobefacingtheotherway.Monica:Comeon!Comeon,ifwehavesexagainit'lldoubleourchancesofgettingpregnant.Doyouthinkthatcloset'sstillavailable?Chandler:I'msotired.(Shestartskissinghim.)Yeahokay,butnoforeplay.Monica:Deal![Backinfrontofthenurserywindow.]Ross:Dadseriously!Y'knowyoureallyshouldseesomeoneaboutthat!Mr.Geller:Noted.Ross:IwannagotalktoRachelforaminute,areyougonnabeokayaloneforabit?Mr.Geller:Areyoukiddingme,Icouldstayandlookatherforever.Ross:(noticingsomething)Actuallyumm-(HeturnsMr.Geller'sheadtolookatEmma.)[Scene:Rachel'sRoom,Phoebeisentering.]Phoebe:Hey!Rachel:Hi.Phoebe:Areyouallright?Rachel:Uhh-IthinkIjustgotengaged.Phoebe:OhmyGod!Hedidit?Rachel:Well-didyouknowhewasgonnaaskme?Phoebe:Areyoukidding?I'mliketheonewhotalkedhimintoit.Iliketothinkofmyselfasthepuppetmasterofthegroup.Rachel:Andyoureallythinkthisisagoodidea?Phoebe:Ijusttalkedhimintoit,don'ttellmeIhavetodoyoutoo.Thepuppetmastergetstired,people.Rachel:Ijustdon'tknow!Itjustdoesn'tfeelright.Phoebe:Why?!Youtwoaresomeanttobetogether,everybodythinksso.Rachel:Really?!EvenRoss?Phoebe:EspeciallyRoss