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《老友记》中英文对照剧本第五季英语学习利器501TheOneAfterRossSaysRachel501TheOneAfterRossSaysRachel[Scene:Ross’sWedding,continuedfromlastseason,theMinisterisabouttomarryRossandEmily.]Minister:Friends.Family.WearegatheredtocelebrateheretodaythejoyousunionofRossandEmily.(Timelapse)NowRoss,repeatafterme.IRoss...Ross:IRoss...Minister:Takethee,Emily...Ross:Takethee,Rachel...(Allhisfriendshavelooksofshockontheirfaces.Herealizeswhathesaid.Quicklyhesays.)Emily.(Aslightchuckle.)Emily.Minister:(Lookingandfeelingawkward.helookstowardsEmily.)Uhh...ShallIgoon?Rachel:(Tothewomansittinginfrontofher)He-hesaidRachel,right?DoyouthinkIshouldgoupthere?Emily:Yes,yes,dogoon.501罗斯说漏嘴以后亲友们，今天我们很高兴能分享罗斯与艾蜜莉结合的喜悦现在，罗斯请跟着我复述我，罗斯要迎娶艾蜜莉要迎娶瑞秋艾蜜莉还要继续吗?他说瑞秋，对吗?我应该站上去吗?是的，请继续我想我们重来吧罗斯，请覆颂我，罗斯Minister:Ithinkwe’dbetterstartagain.Ross,repeatafterme.I,Ross…Ross:I,Ross…Minister:Takethee,EM-I-LY…Ross:Takethee,(GlaresattheMinister)Emily.(Chuckles)Likethere’dbeanybodyelse.(Emilyisglaringathim.)Minister:Asmylawfullyweddedwife,insicknessandinhealth,tilldeathpartsus.Ross:Asmylawfullyweddedwife,insicknessandinhealth,untildeathpartsus.Really,Ido.Emily.(Pointsather.)Minister:MayIhavetherings?(Heisgiventherings)Emily,placethisringonRoss’sfingerasasymbolofyourbondeverlasting.(Shejamstheringontohisfinger)Ross,placethisringinEmily’shandasasymbolofthelovethatencirclesyouforever.Ross:Happytoo.Minister:RossandEmilyhavemadetheirdeclarationsanditgivesmegreatpleasuretodeclarethemhusbandandwife.Ross:Yay!Minister:Youmaykissthebride.(Hegoestokissher,butsheisn’tveryreceptiveofthekiss.Shekeepsavoidinghim,untilRossfinallygetstokissheronhercheek.)Mrs.Geller:(ToMr.Geller)Thisisworsethanwhenhemarriedthelesbian.(Thebandstartstoplay,andtherecessionalstarts.RosstriestotakeEmily’shand,butshesnatchesitawayfromhim.)Emily:Justkeepsmiling.Ross:Okay.Joey:Well,thatwentwell.Yeah.Chandler:Itcould’vebeenworse,hecould’veshother.(RossandEmilymakeittothelobby.)Ross:(laughs)Thatuh,thatwasprettyfunny.Wasn’tit?(Emilygiveshimaforearmshotacrossthestomach.)OpeningCredits[Scene:TheWeddingreception,RossandEmilyareinthebathroomandEmilyisyellingathim.Rachel,Chandler,Joey,andMonicaarestandingoutsidethedoorway.]Emily:(Yellingfrominsidethebathroom)You’vespoiledeverything!It’slikeanightmare!Myfriendsandfamilyareoutthere!HowcanIfacethem?!Howcanyoudothistome?!Joey:(Tothegang)Hey,nomatterwhathappenswithRossandEmily,westillgetcakeright?Ross:(exitingthebathroom)That-that-that’sallright,nohoney,youtakeyourtimesweetie.I’llberightouthere.(Sheslamsthedoorinhisface,tothegang)She’sjustfixinghermakeup.Emily:Ihateyou!!Ross:And,Iloveyou!!(Hewalksintothelivingroom)Mr.Geller:Boy,badtimetosaythewrongname,huhRoss?Ross:That’strue,thanksdad.(ToAll)Peopleshouldbedancing!Huh?Hey,thisisaparty!Comeon!Joey,dance!!(Hestartstodancebutstopswhennooneelsejoinshim.)(Mrs.Waltham’sphoneringsandsheanswersit.)要迎娶艾-蜜-莉要迎娶艾蜜莉这里又没别人成为我合法妻子无论病痛至死不渝成为我合法妻子无论病痛至死不渝我真的会，艾蜜莉戒指艾蜜莉，请给罗斯带上戒指代表两人从此合为一体罗斯，请给艾蜜莉带上戒指代表两人永无止尽的爱乐意之至罗斯与艾蜜莉已经宣示我很高兴在此宣布他们成为夫妻你可以亲吻新娘这比他娶那个同性恋更糟保持微笑好吧一切还好啊可以更糟，他可以拿枪杀了她刚才真是有趣，对不?你毁了一切拜托...根本是恶梦一场麻烦小声一点...外面都是我的亲友叫我怎么见人?门外有其他人你怎能这样对我?拜托，小声点不管他们俩人怎样还是有结婚蛋糕吃，对吗?没...没事的你慢慢冷静下来，我就在门外她只是在补妆而已我恨你!!我也爱你!!你真会挑时间说错名字是啊，谢了，老爸大家应该跳舞啊这是个派对!!乔依，跳舞!!你好，华氏设计你好，我是罗斯的心理医生费兰基医生谁?罗斯忘了带他的头脑药Mrs.Waltham:Yes,Walthaminteriors.Phoebe:(Onthephone,inNewYork)Uh,hello,thisisRossGeller’spersonalphysician,Dr.Philange.Mrs.Waltham:Who?Phoebe:Yeah,I’vediscoveredthatRossforgottotakehisbrainmedicine,uh,nowwithoutit,uh,inthebrainofRoss,uhwomen’snamesareinterchangeable,through-throughnofaultofhisown.Mrs.Waltham:OhmyGod,Phoebe.Phoebe:No,notPhoebe,Dr.Philange.Ohno!Youhaveittoo!(Mrs.Walthamhangsuponher.)Phoebe:Hello?(CuttoChandlerandMonicaatthebuffettable.)Chandler:Hey.Monica:Hey.Chandler:Ohwow,Ihopeyoudon’ttakethisthewrongwaybut,Iknowwehadplanstomeetuptonightand,ugh,I’mjustkindaworriedaboutwhatitmightdotoourfriendship.Monica:Iknow.Howcouldwehaveletthishappen?Chandler:Seventimes!Monica:Ugh!Well,y’know,wewereaway…Chandler:Inaforeign,romanticcountry…Monica:IblameLondon.Chandler:BadLondon!(Takesaspoonandsmackstheturkey.)Monica:Solookumm,whilewe’rest-stillinLondon,Imean,wecankeepdoingitright?Chandler:Well,Idon’tseethatwehaveachoice.But,whenwe’rebackhome,wedon’tdoit.Monica:Onlyhere.Chandler:Y’know,Isawawinecellardownstairs…Monica:I’llmeetyouthereintwominutes.Chandler:Okay!(Hethrowsdownhisplateandrunstothewinecellar,MonicaisabouttofollowhimbutisinterceptedbyRachel.)Rachel:Mon,honey,Igottaaskyousomething.Monica:(impatiently)Now?Rachel:Rosssaidmynameupthere,Imean,comeon,Ijustcan’tpretendthatdidn’thappencanI?Monica:Oh,I-Idon’tknow.Rachel:Monica,whatshouldIdo?Monica:Justuh,dotherightthing.(Usessomebreathspray)Rachel:What?Monica:Toetheline.Threadtheneedle.Thinkoutsidethebox!(Triestoleave,butisstoppedbyRachel.)Rachel:Whoa,wait,listen,IthinkI’mjustgonnatalktoRossaboutwhathethinkitmeant.Monica:Wait.Rachel,no,he’smarried.Married!Ifyoudon’trealizethat,Ican’thelpyou.Rachel:Okay,you’reright.You’reright.Youcan’thelpme.(CuttoMr.andMrs.Geller.)Mrs.Geller:Jack,isitallourfault?Werewebadparents?Mr.Waltham:(wal