辛普森一家(the-Simpsons)第一季对白-(2)

1Comeon,Mom.2Yeah,Mom.Hurryup.3Allright.Mmm.Howabouthe?4Twopoints.Yourturn,dear.5Hmm.Howcouldanyonemakeawordoutoftheselousyletters?6Oh,wait.Here'sagoodone.Do.7Id.Triplewordscore.8-Hey,noabbreviations.-NotI.D.,Dad.Id.It'saword.9-Asin,Thisgameisstup-id.-Hey,shutup,boy.10Yeah,Bart.You'resupposedtobedevelopingverbalabilities...11foryourbigaptitudetesttomorrow.12Wecouldlookthisidthingupinthedictionary.13-Wegotone?-Ithinkit'sundertheshortlegofthecouch.14Id:Alongwiththeegoandthesuperego...15oneofthreecomponentsofthepsyche.16-Getouttahere.-Myturn.Kwyjibo.17K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.18Twenty-twopoints,plustriplewordscore...19plus50pointsforusingallmyletters.20-Game'sover.I'mouttahere.-Waitaminute,youlittlecheater.21You'renotgoinganywhereuntilyoutellmewhatakwyjibois.22Kwyjibo.Uh-23Abig,dumb,balding,NorthAmericanapewithnochin.24-Andashorttemper.-I'llshowyouabig,dumb,baldingape!25Uh-oh.Kwyjiboontheloose.26WecomefromSpringfieldandwesellswampland27youthere.Nochewinggumonschoolgrounds.Inthetrashcanwithit.28PrincipalSkinner...29oneofmyfellowchildrenisvandalizingschoolproperty.30Oh?Where?31Overthere,sir.See?32-Lookout,Bart.HerecomesSkinner.-Yikes!33Hmm.34-Whoeverdidthisisinverydeeptrouble.35Andasloppyspellertoo.36Thepreferredspellingofwienerisw-i-e-n-e-r...37althoughe-iisanacceptableethnicvariant.38Goodpoint.Boys,let'sseeyourhands.39Mm-hmm.40Good.Okay.Simpson?41youmightsayyoucaughthimred-handed.42Simpson,youandIaregoingtohavealittletalk.43Sametime,sameplace?44Yes.Inmyofficeafterschool.45Ooh!46Bart,Ihopeyouwon'tbearsomesortofsimplemindedgrudgeagainstme.47Iwasmerelytyingtofendoffthedesecrationoftheschoolbuilding.48-Eatmyshorts.-Pardon?49Now,Idon'twantyoutowory,class.50Thesetestswillhavenoeffectonyourgrades.51Theymerelydetermineyourfuturesocialstatusandfinancialsuccess.Ifany.52Mrs.Krabappel,isn'tBartsupposedtofacethewindow...53sohewon'tbetemptedtolookathisneighbor'spaper?54-You'reright,Martin.Bart?55Remembertovisualizethecomplexproblems,andrelax.56Thetestwillstart...now!57At7:30a.m.,anexpresstraintraveling60milesanhour...58leavesSantaFeboundforPhoenix,520milesaway.59Shh!Visualizeit,Bart.60Atthesametime,alocaltraintraveling30milesanhour...61andcarrying40passengersleavesPhoenixboundforSantaFe.62It'seightcarslongandalwayscarriesthesamenumberofpassengersineachcar.63Anhourlater,anumberofpassengers...64equaltohalfthenumberofminutespastthehourgetoff...65butthreetimesasmanyplussixgeton.66Atthesecondstop,halfthepassengersplustwogetoff...67buttwiceasmanygetonasgotonatthefirststop.68Oof!.69-Ticket,please.-Idon'thaveaticket.70Comewithme,boy.71-We'vegotastowaway,sir.-I'llpay.Howmuch?72TwicethefarefromTucsontoFlagstaff...73minustwo-thirdsofthefarefromAlbuquerquetoElPaso.74-Whoa!75Bart,therearestudentsinthisclasswithachancetodowell.76Willyoustopbotheringthem?77He'snotbotheringme,Mrs.Krabappel.I'mfinished.78MayIgooutsideandreadunderatree?79Certainly,Martin.80Whatareyoulookingat,Bart?81Arethosenaughtydogsbackagain?82youhave20minutes,class.83He'sagoodboynow,andhe'sgettingbetter...84andsometimeseventhebestsheepstrayfromtheflock...85andneedtobehuggedextrahard.86That'sexactlythekindofcrapolathat'slousinghimup.87Hey,lookatthis.Iamawiener.88Hesureis.89-Mr.andMrs.Simpsonarehere.90Sendthemin.91-Helloagain.-Whathaveyoudonethistime,boy?92Icaughtyoursondefacingschoolpropertythismorning.93Weestimatethedamageat$75,andfrankly...94wethinkit'sterriblyunfairthatothertaxpayersshouldfootthebill.95Yeah,it'sacrummysystem,butwhatareyougonnado?96Oh,no.Hecan'tmeanthat.97Mywifethinksyouwantmetopayforit.98-Thatwastheidea.-Oh.99Byitself,somethinglikethismightnotcallforanextremepenalty...100butthisisnotanisolatedincident.101Bart'sbehaviorisunruly.102He'sfrequentlyabsentfromschool,thengivesteacherspatheticexcusenotes...103thatareobviouslychildishforgerieswhencomparedto-104Well,atanyrate,itismyreluctantdecision-105-Mr.Skinner,Dr.Pyorisheretoseeyou.106-Hesaysit'surgent.-Sendhimin.107Mr.andMrs.Simpson,thisisourdistrictpsychiatrist,Dr.J.LorenPryor.108Whatdoweneedapsychiatristfor?Weknowourkidisnuts.109Oh,onthecontray.Ihavesomeveyexcitingnewsforallofus.110Thisaptitudetestweadministeredthismorning...111hasrevealedthattheyoungBarthereiswhatwecallagiftedchild.112-Awhat?-Yoursonisagenius,Mr.Simpson.113-Bart?-Thislunkhead?-Impossible.114No,no,we'requitecertain.115ThechildisnotsupposedtoknowhisownIQ,ofcourse...116but,uh,youcanseeit'sbeyondtherangeofanydoubt.117-912!-Uh,no,youhaveitupsidedown.It's216.118-Oh.-That'sstillamazinglyhigh.119Tellme,Bart,areyoueverboredinschool?120-Oh,youbet.-Mm-hmm.121Everfeelalittlefrustrated?122-Allthetime,sir.-Uh-huh.123Doyoueverdreamofleavingyourclass...124topursueyourownintellectualdevelopmentonanindependentbasis?125-Wow!It'slikeyou'rereadingmymind,man.-Uh-huh.126yousee,whenachildwithBart'sintellect...127isforcedtoslowdowntothepaceofanormalperson...128he'sprobablygoingtolashoutinwayslikethese.129Ithinkweshouldretesthim.130-Weshouldmovehimtoanotherschool.-Ooh.Betteryet.131Bart,we'dlikeyoutotryakindofschool...132thatdoesn'trelyongradesandrulesandbellsandbuzzers.133A