GrabBrideInGaoLaoZhuang高老庄抢亲RoleAssignmentTangSanzangXXXXXXSunWukongXXXXXXBaJieXXXXXXTheoldmanXXXXXXTheoldwomanXXXXXXThelittlegirlXXXXXXAtthebeginningofTangSanzangandSunWukongarrivedinGaoLaozhuang,theymetstrangethings.Andthen,let’sbegin.SunWukong:Master,areyoutired?Let’shavearest.悟空:师傅,是不是累了?休息一下再走吧。Tang’smonk:Itdoesn’tmatter.Theresidentsisnotfaraway.Arrivethere,wewillhavearest.唐僧:没关系,前面不远就有人家了,到了那里再休息吧。Thelittlegirl:Daddy,mommy,I,I…小女子:爹、妈,我……Theoldman:Honey,hurryup.Thespiritiscomingsoon.老头:女儿,快走吧,不然那猪精来了。SunWukong:Master,hereweare.悟空:师傅,到了。Theoldwoman:Master,wheredoyoucomefrom?老妈:师傅,你们是打哪来啊?Tang’smonk:Excuseme,sir.Iamthemonkfromtheeast.Canwestayoverheretonight?唐僧:老施主,我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚,想借贵地休息一晚,不知方便否?Theoldman:Oh,youarethemonkfromtheeast.Sure.Sure,comein,please……老头:哦,是东土大唐来的高僧啊,可以可以。Theoldwoman:Monk,pleasesavemydaughter,savemyfamily…老妈:高僧啊,你可要救救我的女儿,救救我们一家啊。Tang’smonk:Don’tbesad,madam.Takeiteasy.Whathappened?唐僧:老施主休要伤心,有什么事慢慢说。Theoldman:Master,thereisaspirithere.Hewantstomarrymydaughter,tonight.Weareallafraidofhim.老头:高僧有所不知,我们这里有一只猪精,今天要来跟我女儿成亲,大家都斗不过它,现在正准备把女儿送出去躲避。Tang’smonk:Calmdown,sir.Myapprenticehasgreatcapability.Maybe,hecanhelpyou.唐僧:施主莫怕,我这徒弟本领高强,也许他能帮上你们。Theoldman:Alas!,master,therehavebeenmanypeoplewhoboasttobeverycapable.Buteverytime,theyweredefeatedbythespirit.You’dbetterkeepawaytonight.老头:唉,高僧啊,以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅,结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。Theoldwoman:Monks,youcanseizethedevil,mydaughtercan'tmarrythedevil!老妈:高僧啊,你们一定要抓住那个妖怪,我女儿可不能嫁给妖怪啊!Tang’smonk:Havethesemonstershere!Whatislikethemonster?唐僧:竟有此等妖怪在此!那妖怪长什么模样?Theoldman:Thatspiritlooksfathead,bigears,longnose,hehasaverypowerfulweapon!老头:那妖怪肥头大耳有长鼻,还有一个很厉害的武器!Theoldwoman:Themonsterhadturnedintoahumanoid,deceiveus,bewareofmonks.老妈:以前还幻化为人形,欺骗我们,高僧可要当心啊。SunWukong:What?Isthespiritreallysostrong?I’dliketoseehowgreatheis.Allofyoujuststayinside.Don’tcomeoutnomatterwhathappens.悟空:噢,有这么厉害的妖怪?我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来,外面发生什么事,都不用管。BaJie:Darling,hereIam.八戒:小娘子,我来了。BaJie:Darling,don’tbesoshy!Pleasecometome.Comeon,wewillbeacouple.八戒:小娘子还害羞呢,不敢出来见老猪吗?来,来,来,我们就要是夫妻了!BaJie:Darling,don’tbeafraid.AlthoughIamugly,Iamsogentle.IamsurethatIcanmakeyouhappy.八戒:小娘子,不用怕,虽然我很丑,但我很温柔。一定会让你过上好日子的。BaJie:Darling.Whyareyousopowerful?八戒:哇,小娘子,你好大的力气啊?Thelittlegirl:Honey,yourappearancewillfrightenmyparents.We’dbettergotoyourhome.小女子:夫君,你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的,还是去你家里吧。BaJie:Gotomyhouse?OK,that’sagreatidea.Let’sgo.八戒:去我家?那太好了,我们这就走吧。Thelittlegirl:Iamaweakwoman.Icannotwalksolongdistance.Canyoucarrymeonyourback?小女子:我一个弱女子,哪里能走这么远?夫君背我吧。BaJie:Carryyouonmyback?Allright.You'remywifeafterall.Comeon.八戒:背你?好,好,好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢?BaJie:Darling,let'sgo.八戒把小女子背上:娘子,我们这就出发了。Thelittlegirl:Okay.Let’sgo.小女子:走吧,呆子。BaJie:Darling,whyareyousoheavy?八戒:小娘子,你怎么这么重啊?Thelittlegirl:NotIweight,I'mafraidyoudonotwanttocarryme.小女子:不是我重,只怕是你不想背我吧?BaJie:Yes,Ido.Ido.八戒:不,不,不,我背,我背。猪八戒背媳妇-插曲BaJie:Darling,areyouOK?Darling,whereareyou?Whycan'tIseeyou?八戒:娘子,摔着了没有?娘子,你摔到哪去了?怎么看不见你了?Thelittlegirl:Darling,Iamhere!小女子:夫君,我在这里呢。Thelittlegirl:Youlooksotired,let’shavearest.小女子:看你这么辛苦,那就休息休息吧。BaJie:That’sagoodidea.Let’shavearest.八戒:太好了,我们就休息一下吧!Thelittlegirl:Darling,Ievendon’tknowwhereyoucomefrom.HowcanImarryyou?Youmusttellmethetruthfirst.小女子:夫君,你是哪里的神仙,我都还不知道,怎么能嫁给你呢?你可要告诉我。BaJie:Alas!Don’tmentionit.IwasTianPengmarshal,Icouldflybetweenheavenandtheworld.OnlybecauseImadeabigmistake,IwaspunishedbyTheJadeEmperor.SoIbecameapig.That’swhyIamsougly.八戒:唉,别提了,想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅,上天入地,八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥,被玉帝贬下凡尘,错投了猪胎,长成这般模样。Thelittlegirl:Yousaidthatyouwereanimmortalintheheaven.Whycan’tyoucarryme?It’sunbelievable!小女子:你说自己是天上的神仙,怎么连我都背不动,真让人难以相信。BaJie:Iamreallytheimmortal.Whydon’tyoubelieveme?八戒:我真的是天上的神仙,你干嘛不信呢你。Thelittlegirl:Showmesomeskilltosee.小女子:那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。BaJie:OK,letmeshowyoumyskill.八戒:好,让我露两手来给你看看。BaJie:Darling.Whyareyousostrong?八戒:娘子,你怎么这么大的力气?Thelittlegirl:Whynot?小女子:为什么不可以呢?BaJie:Darling.Howcouldyouletmefalldown?八戒:娘子,你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了?SunWukong:YouSilly!Lookatme.WhoamI?悟空大笑:呆子,看看我是谁!BaJie:Mygod!八戒:我的天!SunWukong:Yousilly!Dareyouharmothersanymore?悟空:呆子,你可还敢在这里害人不成?BaJie:No,Idarenot!八戒:不敢了,不敢了!SunWukong:Dareyoumarryyet?悟空:你可还敢在这里娶媳妇?BaJie:No!No!Pleaseforgiveme,Mahatma.八戒:不敢了,大圣爷爷饶我。SunWukong:Ibetyoudarenot.悟空:量你也不敢。SunWukong:Yousilly,whereareyougoing?I'mtakingyoutomeetourmaster.悟空:呆子,想往哪里去?我带你去见师傅。BaJie:What?HasTang'smonkcome?八戒:什么?取经人来了?SunWukong:Yes.Let'sgo!悟空:走吧。SunWukong:Master,pleasecomeout!Thespirithasbeendefeated!悟空:师傅,出来吧,这妖怪已经被我降服了。SunWukong:Yousilly,kneeldowntomeetyourmaster.悟空:呆子,还不跪下,见过师傅。BaJie:Master,nicetomeetyouhere.八戒:师父,很高兴见到你!Tang’smonk:Mydisciple,what'sthematterwithit?唐僧:徒儿,这是怎么回事?SunWukong:Master,hewillaccompanyyoutothewestatBodhisattva'sbehest.悟空:师傅,这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。Tang’smonk:Oh,thankstoavalokitesvara.Inthiscase,Iwillchargeyouformydisciple,giveyouareligiousnameBaJie.唐僧:哦,多谢观世音菩萨,既然这样我就收你为徒,赐你别号为八戒。BaJie:Thankyou,mymaster!八戒:谢谢师傅。Theoldwoman:Monk,Thankyousomuch!Thankstoyou,mydaughtercanescapethedisaster.老妈:高僧啊,真是多谢你们了!多亏你们,我女儿才能逃过劫难。Theoldman:Congratulations!老头:恭喜高僧又收神徒。Theoldwoman:Monksstay,herearemoneyandafewpiecesofclothesformonksusingonther