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1ThreevisitstothecottageAside:Threevisitstothecottage（中文名三顾茅庐）isastoryfromoneoftheFourGreatclassicalChinesenovels——theThreeKindoms.ZhuGeliangisoneofthemaincharactersintheoriginal.Also,heisanoutstandingmilitarist,politicianandthesymbolofthewisdominChinesehistory.Anothermainactors——Liubei,whovisitedZhuGeliang'sthatchedcottagethreetimesandwantedtoinvitehimtobehismilitaryadviser.Finally,ZhuGeliangwasmovedbyLiubei'sincerity,helpedthethreebrothers——Liubei,GuanyuandZhangfeitoestablishtheShuKindom.Hedevotedhiswholelifetothecauseanddiedinharness.Ourscriptisrevisedfromthisstory.Inthisplay,weaddmanymodernandfunnyelements.Forexample,therearesomespokenlinesandactionswhichwerecopiedfromsomeclassicalmovieslikeInfernalAffairs(中文名无间道),MyOwnSWordsman（中文名武林外传）,TheFlirtingScholar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香）werecombinedinourplay.Also,weaddedsomeinterestingpicturesandaudiotoourslide.Maybetherearesomemistakesinourdialogue.Butthisplayistheresultofpainstakingeffortsofourgroup.Sowepresentourscripttoyouandwishyouwilllikeit.ThreevisitstothecottageAside:Aftertheirswearingbrotherhoodtoheavenandearthinapeachgarden,thethreepersons——Liubei,GuanyuandZhangfei-hadtobejanitorsinCaocao'scorporationtomakealivingfortheycouldnotfindjobs.MeanwhilethelegendaryandmysteriouscharacterZhuGeliangwhohadbeenforcedtoattendCET-6testbyhiswifewasreviewingexaminationcontents.SCENE1:Liubei'shomeActors:LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiGuanyu:Brother!Wethreehavebeenhungryfordaysandwhenwillthistragiclifeend?It'ssoterrible!Liubei:Yu,it'simpossiblethatIdon'tfeelpainful,isn'tit?ButastheproverbsaysitishardtositinRomeandstriveagainstthePope.NowwecomedowntoCaocao'scorporationasgatekeeper,anyhowwecanfillourstomachsbetweenwhiles.It'sveryhardtogetworknow.Nodiplomasandnojoboffers,whatareyoudreamingabout?Zhangfei:Oh,Brother!ZhuGeliang'swifeborrowedus500yuantocopewithhishusband’sCET-6feeslastmonth,itseemsthatit'stimeforustobedebtcollectorsnow.Guanyu:Yeah,Brother!Orwe'llbeaspooraschurchmouseLiubei:Alas!HowdidIforgetthis?Let'sgo!Go~~go~!Hurryup!Followme2andgotothemountainfordunning!Aside:AndthenthethreebrothersclimbthemountaintofindZhuGeliang.SCENE2:ZhuGeliang’shouseActors:ZhuGeliangZhu’sWifeZhuGeliang:Goodmorning!IamthegeniusZhuGeliang.ButIfeelsomoroserecently.BecausemywifeforcedmetopasstheCET-6.What’sCET-6?Doyouknow?You?(Asktheaudience)I’veneverheartaboutthat.Andsheobligedmetoreadsoheavybooksanddosomanytexts.It’sridiculous.Mymajorismilitaryadvice,notEnglish.WhyshouldIreadthis?Wife:Darling!ZhuGeliang：Mywifeiscoming，sheissolong-windedthatIcanneverbearher.Wife：Mydear,howaboutyourstudy?ZhuGeliang：Thesebooksmakemewanttodoze.I’mdizzy.Wife：Darling!Now,competitionissoserious.Ifyoucan’tpasscet6togetyourmaster’sdegree,itisdifficulttofindajob.Ihavestayedhereforhalfofalifetime.ButnevervisitabiggerplacelikeTianjin.(cry)ZhuGeliang：Don’tworry,thesebooksaretooeasyforyourhusbandanddon’tneedtolearn.Wife：Areyousure?letmehaveatesttoyou.Listen，readandsee!ZhuGeliang：Apieceofcake!Wife：Listen,canyouspellapple?Desk?ZhuGeliang:SorryIcan’t.Wife：Youcan’t?Oh,howunfortunateIam!(crying)I'mwrong,I'mreallywrong,I'mwrongfromthebeginning.Ishouldn'tmarryhere.IfIdidn’tmarryhere,I'llneverinthisheartrendingplacenow,ZhuGeliang：Don’tcry,don’tcry,stop!I‘mgoingtostudyhardatonce.Wife(laugh):That'sthespirit!Doyouknow?WeareintheredforyourCet6.Ievenborrowedmoneyfromthegatekeeper.WhatcanIdowhentheydunfordebts.ZhuGeliang:AreyoupointingtothatgatekeeperLiubei?Wife:Oh!Yes!Comeonquickly!Boy!Keeper:Whatisthematter?Madam?Wife:Listencarefully!Myhusbandistoobusydoinghishomeworktowelcomeanypeople,soyouwilltellthepeoplewhocallsonhimthatbosshaswenttostudyinEngland.Aside:Whileitisgoingon,liubeiGuanyuZhangfeihavecametothegateof3ZhuGeliang’shouse.SCENE3OutsideZhuGeliang’shouseActors:LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiKeeperZhangfei:Letmeknockthedoor!Open!Open!!!Keeper:(Checkfromthepeephole)Arethesemenaskingforthedebt?(Openthedoor)Liubei:Thisisliubei!WearecallingonZhuGeliangandhiswife.Keeper:Zhusaidheisnotin.Liubei:En????Keeper:Oh!No!...Imean…ImeanmybossisstudyingEnglishinEnglandfortheexamofCET-6,andhemaynotbecomebackthismonth.Liubei:OK!Wewillwaitforhimhere!Guanyu:Nobodyknowsthatwhenhewillbecomeback,so,let’sgohome!Aside:Thethreemenwentawaywithdisappointed.Afteramonth,thedeeplyautumncame!Theycamehereatthesecondtime.Unfortunately,theydidn’tseeZhugeliangaswell.Twomonthpassed,thecoldwinteriscoming!Itisheavysnowandverycoldoutsides.ZhuGeliangknowsthereasonthatwhytheycomeherethreetimes,andordersthekeepertoletthemcomeinwhileshiswifeisout.SCENE4OutsideZhuGeliang’shouseActors:LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiKeeperZhangfei:Pleasetellmeintimewhenyouwouldseehimnexttime,letmebindhimupforyou.Itreallyshouldnottroubleyoutocomeheretimeandtimeagain.Liubei:Thesedays,theborroweristhegod!Let’sgothereagainandshowourthewarmesthearttomovethem.(Knockthedoor)Keeper：Mybossisathometoday,butheisreadingbooksaboutCET-6.Pleasewaitforamoment!Zhangfei：XiaoZhu!Comeout!Brothers,helpmetotakecareofmyseventhuncleandhisthirdniece.Getout,orIwillburnyourhousedown!Guanyu:Sunflowerpress!AI.Litterbrother,bigbrotherhassaidseveraltimes,Wearei