初中趣味英语一

趣味英语在口语中我们经常使用“apieceofcake”,请问它可以翻译成“一块蛋糕”，还可以翻译成什么？（）A、一片肉B、小菜一碟C、一堆面包What’stheChinesefor“talkbig”?（）A、说谎B、很大C、骂人D、吹牛IfIgotoseemyuncle,Icanreadhisbooks,It’sintwotwos.What’sChinesefor“twotwos”?A、一分为二B、一文不名C、三心二意D、一举两得Wedon’twantit,It’s“awhiteelephant”whatisit?（）A、一件无用而累的东西B、一头白象C、白给的东西D、白色陷阱AThewordshegivesonthecomputerisabovemyhead.•A一目了然•B终于醒悟•C无法理解•D头脑发昏（c）6.IknowthatfromAtoZ.•A.从A到z•B.从头到尾•C.字母表•D.距离很远（B）1.好的开始是成功的一半.2.Nonewsisgoodnews.Agoodbeginningishalfdone。没有消息就是好消息。Guessthemeaning(1point)!3.Likefather,likeson.有其父必有其子。4.Loveme,lovemydog.4.爱屋及乌Guessthemeaning(1point)!留得青山在不怕没柴烧5.Wherethereislife,thereishope.Guessthemeaning(1point)!6.Yesterdaywillnotbecalledagain。光阴一去不复返下面是一道经典的英语填空题,注意,所有空格均为同一个单词:_________isgreaterthanGod._________ismoreevil(邪恶的)thantheDevil(恶魔).Thepoorhave____________.Therichneed_____________.Ifyoueat________,youwilldie.NothingNothingnothingnothing幽默笑话Whereisthefather?Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings.Look,saidtheelderbrother.Hownicethesepaintingsare!“Yes,saidtheyounger,butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.Whereisthefather?Theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,Obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures.Mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvertisementinthepapers!Mrs.Brown:It'snouse,mylittledogcan'treadTheReasonofBeingLateTheReasonofBeingLateeacher:Johnny,whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?Johnny:EverytimeIcometothecorner,aguidepostsays,'School--GoSlowTwoPiecesofCakeTwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!IDon’tWanttoWalkHomeTomisaveryoldman.Afterdinner,helikeswalkinginthestreet.Andhegoestobedatseveno’clock.Buttonight,acarstoppedathishouse.Apolicemanhelpshimgetout.HetellsTom’swife,“Theoldmancouldn’tfindhiswayinthestreet.Heaskedmetotakehiminthecar.”Afterthepolicemanleavesthere,hiswifeasks,“Tom,yougotothestreeteverynight.Buttonightyoucan’tfindtheway,what’sthematter?”Theoldmansmileslikeachildandsays,“Icouldn’tfindmyway?Ididn’twanttowalkhome.”