小谢尔顿英语台词第一季第二集

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小谢尔顿S01E02Lookathim.Breaksmyheart.你看他我心都要碎了Poorlittleguy,allalone.可怜的小家伙形单影只Idon'tseewhyhisbrothercan'tsitwithhim.他哥哥为什么不能跟他坐在一起Comeon,Mary.拜托玛丽Whenyouwereinhighschool,你上高中时wouldyouhavelunchwithanine-year-old?难道你会跟一个9岁小孩吃午饭吗Yes,Iwould've.我当然会啊Well,there'ssomethingwrongwithyou.那你肯定是哪里有毛病I'mgonnakeephimcompany.我要去陪他Hey,hey,hey,Mary.Mary.别别玛丽玛丽Thinkthisthrough.RightnowthekidsarejustignoringSheldon.你可得想清楚现在大家只是无视他Whathappensifhe'ssittingwithhismommy?如果再发现他吃午饭还要妈妈陪会怎么样Theycouldmistakemeforasenior.他们说不定会以为我是高三学姐啊Well,Ilookyoungerthanyou.我看起来是比你年轻啊Justgivethistime,allright?先静观其变好吗It'llworkitselfout.船到桥头自然直Mymotherneverunderstood我母亲从未理解thatIactuallyenjoyedbeingalone.我其实很享受独自一人Solitudeallowedmetothinkaboutimportantthings,独处让我能思考更重大的事情liketheeffectofgravitationalforces比如当你接近事件视界时asyouapproachaneventhorizon,地心引力会造成的影响asopposedtolessimportantthings,而不是那些无关紧要的事likehowmanygrapesmybrothercanfitinhismouth.比如我哥嘴里一次能塞多少葡萄14!14颗Yeah!太厉害啦Jean-PaulSartresaid,哲学家让-保罗·萨特说过Hellisotherpeople.他人即地狱That'shumorousbecauseit'strue.这话很有趣因为这是真的Somethingwrong?怎么了吗HowcomemathiseasyforSheldonandhardforme?为什么谢尔顿数学那么好我数学却那么差Idon'tknow,honey,我也不知道啊亲爱的butyouhaveyourowngifts.但你也有你的天赋啊Likewhat?比如什么Well,like...比如说......youhaveveryprettyhair.你有一头秀丽长发True.的确Georgie.小乔治Wouldyoudomealittletinyfavor?能麻烦你帮我一个小忙吗Likewhat?什么事Tomorrowatlunch,wouldyoumindsittingwithyourbrother?明天午餐时间你能不能跟你弟弟坐一起吃Don'tdoit,Georgie.千万别小乔治Youstayoutofthis.你别多管闲事Iatewithhiminsecondgrade.二年级的时候我跟他一起吃过饭Itreallyhurtmysociallife.害我在学校人气严重受创Sorry,Mom.Can'tdoit.抱歉了老妈没办法Whyareyousuchabrat?你为什么这么皮MaybeI'mcryingforattention.可能我渴求关爱呢Thisisn'tajoke,younglady.小姑娘这事你别闹Yes,yourbrothermaybesmart,没错你弟弟是很聪明buthedoesn'thaveafriendintheworld.但他在这世上还没有一个朋友AndIamsorry,butIamveryworriedabouthim.对不起但我真的很担心他Nicegoing.You'remakingMomanervouswreck.不错啊你害妈妈快急疯了WhatdidIdo?我干嘛了Youdon'thaveanyfriends,andsheisbesideherself.你没有朋友她着急坏了ButI'mfinewithoutfriends.但我不介意没朋友啊Idon'tknowwhattotellyou,Sheldon.我不知道该跟你怎么说了谢尔顿Shesaidit'syourfault.但她觉得是你的问题I'mgoingtowatchALF.我要去看电视剧了Sciencefact:科学事实sistersaretheworst.姐妹最差劲了Whenyou'rethreefoottenandinhighschool,当你只有90公分高却在高中就读时gettingfrompointAtopointB从A点到B点canbeaharrowingexperience.可以是一种要人命的体验Butit'sworthitwhenpointBis...但如果B点是......thelibrary.图书馆那就值了Hometotheoriginalinformationsuperhighway,信息高速公路的起源地theDeweyDecimalSystem.杜威十进制图书分类法Heythere,Sheldon.你好啊谢尔顿WhatcanIgetforyoutoday?今天你想看什么书Chemistry?化学Quantummechanics?Astronomy?量子力学天文学No,nothingfuntoday.不今天不看有趣的书Ineedtolearnhowtomakeafriend.我想学习怎么交朋友Aw,honey,youhavingahardtimeadjustingtohighschool?亲爱的适应高中生活碰到困难了吗I'mhavingahardtimeadjustingtoEarth.我是对适应地球生活碰到了困难Yeah.Youandmeboth.是啊我们同病相怜Trythis.试试这本It'sbeenaroundawhile,butit'sstillquitepopular.这书有些上年头了但还是挺受欢迎的Unlikeme,不像我who'sjustbeenaroundawhile.只是单纯地上年头HowtoWinFriendsandInfluencePeople.《如何赢取友谊与影响他人》Thismightdoit.这本或许有用Principleone.原则一Don'tcriticize,condemnorcomplain.不要批评谴责或抱怨Thethreesharpestarrowsinmyquiver.这是我的三大扎心之箭Thusbeganthegreatestchallengeofmyyounglife.我也从此展开了我幼年时期最大的挑战Hello,George.你好啊乔治What?怎么了Idoadmireyourthickheadofhair...我很欣赏你的一头浓密头发George.乔治Thanks.谢谢What'sgoingon?这是在干嘛Well,I'mpracticingtheprinciplesinthisbook.我在练习运用这本书里教的原则-Why?-Well,IknowMomisconcerned-为什么-我知道妈妈很担心thatIdon'thaveanyfriends,我身边没有朋友soI'mdeterminedtoremedythesituation.所以我下决心要解决这个问题George.乔治Well,goodforyou.那挺好DoyoufeelcomplimentedwhenIsayyourname,George?我这么喊你名字你有感到受称赞吗乔治Thebooksaysyoushould.George.书上说你会有这感受乔治Isuppose.大概吧Kindofoverdoingitalittle.不过你有点用力过猛-Sheldon.-Well,thankyouforyourcriticism.-谢尔顿-谢谢你的批评ItalsosaysIshouldpraiseanyimprovementsthatyou'vemade.书里也说我应该对你任何的进步做出赞赏Okay.好吧I'llgetbacktoyou.我想到了再告诉你George.乔治Ontheheelsofthatsuccessfulbetatest,紧接在这大获成功的测试后IdecidedtopracticetheCarnegieprinciplesonsomeonemyownage.我决定对我同龄人练习卡耐基原则-Hello,BillySparks.-Hey,Sheldon.-你好啊比利·斯巴克斯-你好啊谢尔顿Iamgenuinelyinterestedinyou我真心想多了解你andwouldliketoencourageyoutotalkaboutyourself.也想鼓励你多聊聊你自己BillySparks.比利·斯巴克斯Thankyou.谢谢Youhavethefloor.现在该你说了Thankyou.谢谢Lookingback,Iwould'vehadbetterluck现在回想起来当初我真应该makingfriendswiththechickens.去结交那些母鸡GoWolves.狼队加油What?什么You'reacheerleader,andbysaying你是拉拉队员当我说GoWolves,I'minitiatingaconversation狼队加油我就开始了一段aboutsomethingthatinterestsyou.你会感兴趣的交谈Oh,areyouoneofthosespecialedkids?你是特殊教育班的孩子吗MymomsaysI'mspecial.我妈说我很特殊Wouldyouliketobefriends?你想跟我做朋友吗Idon'tthinkso.没什么兴趣Areyousure?WhatifItoldyou你确定吗那如果我告诉你Iadmiredyourboldly-appliedmakeup?我很欣赏你着色大胆的浓妆呢Greetingsfromstallnumberone.从一号隔间向你们问好AsmuchasIdetestthatodd-smellingcigarette,虽然我十分讨厌你们气味特殊的烟Idoapplaudyourrule-breakingbravado.但我为你们违反规矩的勇气鼓掌MynameisSheldon.What'syours?我叫谢尔顿你们叫什么Hello,gentlemen.男士们好Didyouwatchanysportsprogramsovertheweekend?你们上周末有看任何体育节目吗Orperhapsdidsomekissingwithgirls?又或者跟姑娘们玩亲亲了吗Canyouhearme?你们能听见我说话吗95,96,97.95969798.9899,100.99100Youmissed11numbers.你中间数漏了11个数Idon'tneedtobegoodatmath.Ihavebeautifulhair.我不需要数学那么好人家有一头秀发That'sthesaddestthingI'veeverheard.这是我这辈子听过最悲催的话Didn'tyoualreadyreadthatbook?你不是已经读完那本书了吗I'mreadingitagain.我在重读Howcome?为什么Iclearlymissedsomething.我肯定有哪里读漏了Icouldn'tfindonepersonwhowantedtobemyfriend.我找不到一个愿意跟我当朋友的人Didyou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