28绝望主妇第一季01中英文字幕

1绝望主妇第一季01中英文字幕序号英文字幕中文字幕MynameisMaryAliceYoung.我是MaryAliceYoung.Whenyoureadthismorning'spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticle当你浏览今天的晨报,可能会读到一篇文章abouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek.关于上个星期我所渡过的不平常的一天.Normally,there'sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife,通常,我的生活里是没有什么有新闻报道价值的,butthatallchangedlastthursday.但是上个星期四一切都改变了.Ofcourse,everythingseemedquitenormalatfirst.当然,起初,一切看起来都很平常.Imadebreakfastformyfamily.我给一家人做好早餐.Iperformedmychores.做家务.Icompletedmyprojects.完成我的手工作品.Iranmyerrands.完成我的使命.Intruth,IspentthedayasIspenteveryotherday--事实上,和平时没什么不同--quietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.一切都和往常一样,直到一件不寻常的事情的发生.That'swhyitwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwaycloset这就是为什么一切令人震惊,当我决定走向走廊的壁橱,andretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.拿起一把从没用过的左轮手枪.Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbormrs.MarthaHuber,我的尸体是被我的邻居MarthaHuber发现的,whohadbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.她被一声奇怪的声音吓了一跳.Hercuriosityaroused,她觉得很好奇,mrs.Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.Huber太太想了一个来不请自来的理由.Aftersomeinitialhesitation,在犹豫了一会之后,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadborrowedfrommesixmonthsbefore.她决定来归还她6个月前从我这里借去搅拌器.It'smyneighbor.Ithinkshe'sbeenshot.我的邻居,我觉得她被枪击了.There'sbloodeverywhere.到处都是血.Yes.You'vegottosendanambulance.You'vegottosendonerightnow.是的,赶紧派救护车,叫救护车.Andforamoment,过了一会之后,mrs.Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen,Huber太太呆呆地站在厨房里,grief-strickenbythissenselesstragedy...因为这件事情而感动极度悲伤...Butonlyforamoment.但是只有那么一会.2序号英文字幕中文字幕Iftherewasonethingmrs.Huberwasknownfor,如果说Huber最大的特点,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.就是她总能把事情往好的方面想.Iwaslaidtorestonamonday.星期一人们把我安葬了.Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofwisterialanecametopaytheirrespects.葬礼之后,所有住在wisterialane人都来表示他们对我的怀念和尊敬.And,aspeopledointhesesituations,theybroughtfood.就像人们在这种情况下通常会做的,他们送来点吃的.LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.LynetteScavo带了炸鸡.Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.Lynette有一个大家庭,大家都喜欢炸鸡.Ofcourse,shedidn'tcookmuchwhileshewasmovingupthecorporateladder.当然,当她还是个职业女性的时候,她很少做饭.Shedidn'thavethetime.她没有时间.ButwhenherdoctorannouncedLynettewaspregnant,但是当她的医生告诉她怀孕了的时候,herhusbandTomhadanidea.他的丈夫Tom想了个办法.Whynotquityourjob?为什么不辞职呢?Kidsdobetterwithstay-at-homemoms.Itwouldbesomuchlessstressful.妈妈待在家里带出来的孩子会比较好,而且这样压力也比较小.Butthiswasnotthecase.但是事实并非如此.Infact,Lynette'slifehadbecomesohectic,事实上,Lynette的生活变得如此兴奋,shewasnowforcedtogetherfriedchickenfromafast-foodrestaurant.她不得不去快餐店买一只炸鸡.Lynettewouldhaveappreciatedtheironyifshestoppedtothinkaboutit,Lynette如果仔细想想,可能会明白这是反话,butshecouldn't.Shedidn'thavethetime.但是她不能,她没有时间.-Stopit!-住手!-But,mom!-但是,妈妈!No,不,youaregoingtobehavetoday.你们今天乖一点.Iamnotgoingtobehumiliatedinfrontoftheentireneighborhood.我不想在大家面前丢脸.AndjustsoyouknowhowseriousIam...我是认真的...what'sthat?这是什么?Santa'scellphonenumber.Santa的电话号码r.How'dyougetthat?你怎么知道的?3序号英文字幕中文字幕Iknowsomeonewhoknowssomeonewhoknowsanelf,我认识个朋友,她的朋友里有人认识一个小恶魔,andifanyofyouactsup,sohelpme,IwillcallSanta,所以,今天如果你们谁捣蛋,我马上打电话给Santa,andIwilltellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.我会告诉他,你们圣诞节只要短袜就可以了.Youwillingtoriskthat?想试试么?Okay.Let'sgetthisoverwith.好,那么我们把这个收起来.GabrielleSolis,wholivesdowntheblock,GabrielleSolis,住在街区的后面,broughtaspicypaella.带了辣肉菜饭.SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,自从她开始在纽约当模特以来,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfood...她对食物的品味渐渐提高...andrichmen.还有那些有钱的男人.Carlos,whoworkedinmergersndacquisitions,Carlos,whoworkedinmergersndacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.在他们第三次约会的时候跟她求婚.Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes,当Gabrielle看见他眼眶中的泪水时,被感动了,butshesoondiscoveredthishappened但是她很快发现everytimeCarlosclosedthebigdeal.每当Carlos成功靠近一些大人物时都会这样.Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.Gabrielle喜欢她那些新鲜的肉菜饭.However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.但是她和她丈夫的关系很冷淡.IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,如果今天早上你跟AlMason交谈,IwantyoutocasuallymentionhowmuchIpaidforyournecklace.我希望你能装着很随意的提起我花了多少钱给你买这条项链.Heletmeknowhowmuchhepaidforhiswife'snewconvertible.他上次告诉我他为他妻子的新造型花了多少.Whydon'tIjustpinthereceipttomychest?我干脆在胸前贴一个价目条好了?Look,justworkitintotheconversation.看,只要在聊天的时候插入就可以了.There'snowayIcanjustworkthatin,Carlos.我怎么插得进去嘛,Carlos.Whynot?为什么?AttheDonoghueparty,everyonewastalkingmutualfunds,Donoghue聚会上,每个人都在谈论那些什么共有基金,andyoufoundawaytomentionyousleptwithhalftheYankeeoutfield.你却说什么你和那些农场里一半以上的美国佬睡过.I'mtellingyou,itcameupinthecontextoftheconversation.我告诉过你了,当时他们在说这些.Hey,peoplearestartingtostare.Canyoukeep喂,大家都在看,轻点,好么?4序号英文字幕中文字幕yourvoicedown,please?Absolutely.Wewouldn'twantthemtothinkwe'renothappy.当然,我可不希望他们认为我们不和.BreevandeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,BreevandeKamp,住在隔壁,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.带了两篮她烤的松饼.Breewasknownforhercooking,Bree擅长做饭,andformakingherownclothes,会自己做衣服,andfordoingherowngardening,会园艺,andforreupholsteringherownfurniture.甚至会给她的沙发装椅面.Yes,Bree'smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood,是的,Bree的很多才能大家都知道,andeveryoneonWisterialanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.所有住在Wisterialane的人都认为Bree是个完美的妻子和母亲.Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.每个人,事实上,除了她的家人.Paul.Zachary.Paul.Zachary.Hello,mrs.VanDeKamp.你好,VanDeKamp太太.Bree,youshouldn'thavegonetoallthistrouble.Bree,不好意思这么麻烦你.Itwasnotroubleatall.一点也不麻烦.Now,thebasketwi