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Disney¡¶½©Ê¬ÐÂÄï¡·Ó¢ÎÄ„¡±¾(1)Goodmorning.Goodmorning.Hereye,hereye,10minutestogotillVanDort'sweddingrehearsal.Watchit!It'sabeautifulday.It'saratherniceday.Adayforagloriouswedding.Arehearsal,mydear.Tobeperfectlyclear.Arehearsalforagloriouswedding.Assumingnothinghappens.Thatwedon'treallyknow.Thatnothingunexpected.Interfereswiththeshow.Andthat'swhyeverything.Everylastlittlething.Everysingle,tiny,microscopiclittlethingMustgo.Accordingtoplan,Oursonwillbemarried.Accordingtoplan,Ourfamilycarried.Elevatedtotheheightsofsociety.Tothecostumeballs,Inthehallowedhalls.RubbingelbowswiththefinestHavingcrumpetswithHerHighnessWe'llbethere,we'llbeseenHavingteawiththequeenWe'llforgeteverythingThatwe'veever,everbeenBlimey!It'smydressiscaught.Beggingyourpardon,ma'am.Comeon,dear.It'snotme.It'smydressiscaught.WhereisVictor?Wemightbelate.Fishmerchants.It'saterribledayNow,don'tbethatwayIt'saterribledayforaweddingIt'sasad,sadstateofaffairswe'reinThathasledtothisominousweddingHowcouldourfamilyhavecometothis?TomarryoffourdaughterTothenouveauricheThey'resocommonSocoarseOh,itcouldn'tbeworseCouldn'tbeworse?I'mafraidIdisagreeTheycouldbeland-rich,BankruptaristocracyWithoutapennytotheirnameJustlikeyouandmeOh,dear.Andthat'swhyeverythingEverylastlittlethingEverysingle,tiny,microscopiclittlethingMustgoAccordingtoplanOurdaughterwillwedAccordingtoplanOurfamilyledFromthedepthsofdeepestpovertyTothenoblerealmOfourancestryAndwhowouldhaveguessedInamillionyearsThatourdaughterwithafaceOfanotterindisgraceWouldprovideourticketToarightfulplaceOh,Hildegarde.WhatifVictorandIdon'tlikeeachother?Asifthathasanythingtodowithmarriage.DoyousupposeyourfatherandIlikeeachother?Surelyyoumustalittle?Ofcoursenot.Getthosecorsetslacedproperly.Icanhearyouspeakwithoutgasping.You'vecertainlyhookedawinnerthistime,Victor.Now,allyouhavetodoisreelherin.I'malreadyreeling,Mother.Shouldn'tVictoriaEverglotbemarryingalordorsomething?Oh,nonsense!We'reeverybitasgoodastheEverglots.IalwaysknewIdeservedbetterthanafishmerchant'slife.ButI'veneverevenspokentoher.Well,atleastwehavethatinourfavor.Mayhew!Silencethatblastedcoughing.Marriageisapartnershipalittletitfortat.You'dthinkalifetimewatchingus...MighthavetaughtherthatMighthavetaughtherthatEverythingmustbeperfectEverythingmustbeperfectEverythingmustbeperfectPerfectThat'swhyeverythingEverylastlittlethingEverysingle,tiny,microscopiclittlethingMustgoAccordingtoplanLookatthewayyou'restanding.Youlooklikeyougotricketsorsomething...Oh,mygoodness.Oh,suchgrandeur!Suchimpeccabletaste!Oh,beautiful,innit?It'snotasbigasourplace,dear.Bitshabbyreally,isn'tit?Shutup.LordandLadyEverglot......Mr.AndMrs.VanDort.Why,youmustbeMissVictoria.Yes,Imustsay,youdon'tlookadayover20.No.Oh,yes.Smile,darling,smile.Well,hello.Whatapleasure.Welcometoourhome.Thankyou.We'llbetakingteainthewestdrawingroom.Oh,docomethisway,it'sjustthroughthere.Oh,Ilovewhatyou'vedonewiththeplace.Whoisyourdecorator?Nicetiles,shameaboutthedrapes.Myhusbandsayssuchfoolishthings.Ignorehim.Yes,it'susuallybest.£¨piano£©-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Disney¡¶½©Ê¬ÐÂÄï¡·Ó¢ÎÄ„¡±¾(2)Doforgiveme.Youplaybeautifully.I...I...Idoapologize,MissEverglot.Howrudeofmeto...Well...Excuseme.Motherwon'tletmenearthepiano.Musicisimproperforayounglady.Toopassionate,shesays.IfImayask,MissEverglot......whereisyourchaperon?Perhaps,in...Inviewofthecircumstances......youcouldcallmeVictoria.Yes,ofcourse.Well...Victoria...Yes,Victor.Tomorrow,wearetobem...M...M...Married.Yes.Married.SinceIwasachild,I've...I'vedreamtofmyweddingday.IalwayshopedtofindsomeoneIwasdeeplyinlovewith.Someonetospendtherestofmylifewith.Silly,isn'tit?Yes,silly.No.No,notatall,no.Oh,dear.I'msorry.Whatimproprietyisthis?Youshouldn'tbealonetogether.Hereitis,oneminutebefore5andyou'renotattherehearsal.PastorGalswellsiswaiting.Comeatonce.MasterVanDort,fromthebeginning.Again.Withthishand,Iwillliftyoursorrows.Yourcupwillneverempty,forIwillbeyourwine.Withthiscandle,Iwilllightyourwayindarkness.Withthisring,Iaskyoutobemine.Let'stryitagain.Yes.Yes,sir.Withthiscandle...Thiscandle...Thiscandle.ShallIgetupthereanddoitforhim?Don'tgetallaflutter,dear.Withthiscandle...Continue!Getthedoor,Emil.Let'sjustpickitupatthecandlebit.ALordBarkis,sir.Ihaven'taheadfordates.Apparently,I'madayearlyfortheceremony.Ishefromyoursideofthefamily?Ican'trecall.Emil,aseatforLordBarkis.Docarryon.Let'stryitagain,shallwe,MasterVanDort?Yes.Yes,sir.Certainly.Right.Right.Oh,right!Withthis...This...Hand.Withthishand...I...With...Threesteps,three!Canyounotcount?Doyounotwishtobemarried,MasterVanDort?No!No.Youdonot?No!Imeant,no,Idonotnotwishtobemarried.Thatis,Iwantverymuchto...Payattention!Haveyouevenrememberedtobringthering?Thering?Yes.Ofcourse.Droppingthering.Oh,no,he'sdroppedthering!Thisboydoesn'twanttogetmarried.Howdisgraceful!Excuseme.Gotit!Outoftheway,youninny.Oh,dear!Oh,my!Giddyon,there'sawomanonfire!Help!Emergency!Oh,Ihopeitdoesn'tstain.Stopfanningit,youfool.Getabucket,getabucket.I'monmyway,dear.Yes.Oh,dear!Enough!Thisweddingcannottakeplaceuntilh