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Legendtellsofalegendarywarrior,whoseKungFuskillswerethestuffoflegend.Hetravelledthelandsearchofworthyfoes.EvilOx:Iseeyouliketochew.Maybeyoushouldchewonmyfist.Thewarriorsaidnothingforhismouthwasfull.Thenheswallowed.Andthenhespoke.Po:Enoughtalk.Let’sfight.Hewassodeadlyinfact,thathisenemieswillgoblind,fromoverexposuretopureawesomeness.Evil1:Myeyes!Evil2:He’stooawesome!Rabbit1:Andattractive.Rabbit2:Howcanwerepayyou?Po:Thereisnochargeforawesomeness.Orattractiveness.Itmattednothowmanyfoeshefaced.Theywerenomatchforhisvoracity.Neverbeforehadapandabeensofeared,andsoloved.EventhemostheroicheroesinallofChina.TheFuriousFive.Bowedinrespecttothisgreatmaster.Monkey:Weshouldhangout.Po:Agreed.Buthangingoutworldhavetowait.Causewhenyou’refacingthetenthousanddemonsofdemonmountain.Thereisonlyonethingthatmattersandthat‘s…Monkey:Getup!Tigress:You’llbelateforwork.Dad:Po…Getup!Hey,Po…Whatareyoudoingupthere?Po:Ahh…nothing.Monkey,Mantis,Crane,Viper,Tigress…Roarrr!Ahh…Dad:Po…let’sgo.You’relateforwork.Po:Coming!SorryDad.Dad:Sorrydoesn’tmaketheNoodles.Whatareyoudoingupthere?Allthatnoise?Po:Oh…nothing.Justhadacrazydream.Dad:Aboutwhat?Uh?Whatwereyoudreamingabout?Po:WhatwasI…ah…Iwasdreamingabout…Noodles!Dad:Noodles?Youwerereallydreamingaboutnoodles?Po:Uh…ya,whatelsewouldIbedreamingabout?Oh,careful.Thatsoupis…sharp!Dad:Oh!Happyday!Mysonfinallyhavingthenoodledream!Youdon’tknowhowlongIhavebeenwaitingforthismoment!Thisisasign,Po.Po:Uh…asignofwhat?Dad:Youarealmostreadytobeentrustedwiththesecretingredient,ofmysecretingredientsoup.Andthenyouwillfulfillyourdestinyandtakeovertherestaurant.JustasItookoverfrommyfatherwhotookoverfromhisfatherwhowonitfromafriendoveragameofmahjong.Po:Dad,Dad,Dad,itwasjustadream.Dad:No,itwasTHEDREAM.We’renoodlefolk.Brothrunsthroughourveins.Po:ButDad,didn’tyouever…well…wantedtodosomethingelse?Somethingbesidenoodles?Dad:Actually,whenIwasyoungandcrazy.Ithoughtaboutrunningawayandlearninghowtomaketofu.Po:So,whydidn’tyou…?Dad:Oh,becauseitwasastupiddream.Canyouimaginememakingtofu?Ha,ha,ha,TOFU,no,weallhaveourplaceinthisworld.Mineishere,andyoursis…Po:Iknow“ishere”.Dad:No!It’stables2,5,7and12.Servicewithasmile.MasterShifu:Welldone,students…ifyouweretryingtodisappointme.Tigress,youneedmoreferocity.Monkey,greaterspeed.Crane,height.Viper,subtlety.Mantis...Zeng:MasterShifu…MasterShifu:What?Zeng:It…it’sMasterOogway,hewantstoseeyou.MasterShifu:MasterOogway,yousummonedme?Issomethingwrong?MasterOogway:Whymustsomethingbewrongformetowanttoseemyoldfriend?MasterShifu:So,nothingiswrong?MasterOogway:Well,Ididn’tsaythat.MasterShifu:Youweresaying…?MasterOogway:Ihavehadavision.TaiLungwillreturn.MasterShifu:Thatisimpossible.He’sinprison.MasterOogway:Nothingisimpossible.MasterShifu:Zeng,flytoChordomPrison.Tellthemtodoubletheguards,doubletheweapons…doubleeverything!TaiLungdoesnotleavethatprison.Zeng:Yes,MasterShifu!MasterOogway:Oneoftenmeetshisdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoidit.MasterShifu:Wehavetodosomething.Wecan’tjusthavehimmarchinthevalley.Andtakehisrevenge,he’ll,he’ll…MasterOogway:Yourmindislikethiswater,myfriend.Whenitisagitated…itbecomesdifficulttosee.Butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbecomesclear.MasterShifu:TheDragon’sscroll.MasterOogway:Itistime.MasterShifu:Butwho?Whoisworthytobetrustedwiththesecrettolimitlesspower?TobecometheDragonWarrior?MasterOogway:Idon’tknow.Po:Excuseme…Sorry…oh…sorry.Pig1:Hey,watchit,Po.MomRabbit:Oh!Po:Sorry…ah…oop!Sorry,athousandpardon.…what?MasterOogwayischoosingDragonWarriorTODAY!Everyone,everyone,go,gettotheJadePalace!OneofthefiveisgoingtogettheDragon’sScroll.Wehavebeenwaitingathousandyearsforthis.Justtakethebowl!ThisisthegreatestdayinKungFuhistory!Don’tworryaboutit,justgo!OldDad:Po!Whereareyougoing?Po:…Tothe…JadePalace…OldDad:Butyou’reforgettingyournoodlecart.Thewholevalleywillbethereandyouwillsellnoodletoallofthem.Po:Sellingnoodles?ButDad,youknowIwaskindofthinking,maybeI…OldDad:Ya?Po:Iwaskindofthinking,maybeI…ahha…couldalsosellthebeanbuns.They’reabouttogobad.OldDad:That’smyboy!Itoldyouthatdreamwasasign!Po:Ya…I’mgladIhadit.BabyRabbit1:I’mtheDragonWarrior!BabyRabbit2:Me,too!Po:Almostthere…what?No!Pig:sorryPo.We’llbringyoubackasouvenir.Po:No.I’llbringmebackasouvenir.MasterShifu:Itisahistoricday,isn’tit,MasterOogway?MasterOogway:Yes.TheoneIfearedIwouldnotlivetosee.Areyourstudentsready?MasterShifu:Yes,MasterOogway.MasterOogway:Nowknowthis,oldfriend…whomeverIchosewillnotonlybringpeacetothevalley,butalsotoyou.CeremonyHost:Letthetournamentbegin!Po:No,no,no,wait!I’mcoming.Hey,openthedoor!Letmein!CeremonyHost:CitizensoftheValleyofPeace.Itismygreathonortopresenttoyou,Tigress,Viper,Crane,Monkey,Mantis!TheFuriousFive!Po:Ah…ah…ah…Po:TheyaretheFuriousfive!Ah…ah…ouch!CeremonyHost:Warriorsprepare!Po:Blast,no,quickPo.CeremonyHost:Readyforbattle!Po:Thethousandtonsoffire!Ho…ha…howw!Wow!Lookatthat!Hey,getouttheway!Po:Uhh…oh…ohh!Ah…ah…ah!Hiyaah…ouch!CeremonyHost:Andfinally,MasterTigress.Believeme,citizens,youhavenotseenanythingyet.Po:Iknow!CeremonyHost:MasterTigressfacesIronArmsanditsBladesofDeath.MasterOogway:IsensetheDragonWarriorisa