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秋风清，秋月明,落叶聚还散,寒鸦栖复惊。102TheOneWiththeSonogramattheEnd[SceneCentralPerk,everyone'sthere.]Monica:Whatyouguysdon'tunderstandis,forus,kissingisasimportantasanypartofit.Joey:Yeah,right!.......Y'serious?Phoebe:Oh,yeah!Rachel:Everythingyouneedtoknowisinthatfirstkiss.Monica:Absolutely.Chandler:Yeah,Ithinkforus,kissingisprettymuchlikeanopeningact,y'know?Imeanit'slikethestand-upcomedianyouhavetositthroughbeforePinkFloydcomesout.Ross:Yeah,and-andit'snotthatwedon'tlikethecomedian,it'sthat-that...that'snotwhyweboughttheticket.Chandler:Theproblemis,though,aftertheconcert'sover,nomatterhowgreattheshowwas,yougirlsarealwayslookingforthecomedianagain,y'know?Imean,we'reinthecar,we'refightingtraffic...basicallyjusttryingtostayawake.Rachel:Yeah,well,wordofadvice:Bringbackthecomedian.Otherwisenexttimeyou'regonnafindyourselfsittingathome,listeningtothatalbumalone.Joey:(pause)....Arewestilltalkingaboutsex?OpeningCredits[Scene:MuseumofPrehistoricHistory,Rossandaco-worker(Marsha)aresettingupanexhibitwhichincludessomemannequinsofcavepeople.]Ross:No,it'sgood,itisgood,it'sjustthat-mm-doesn'tsheseemalittleangry?Marsha:Well,shehasissues.Ross:Doesshe？Marsha:He'soutbangingotherwomenovertheheadwithaclub,whileshesitsathometryingtogetthemastodonsmelloutofthecarpet!Ross:Marsha,thesearecavepeople.Okay?Theyhaveissueslike'Gee,thatglacier'sgettingkindaclose.'See?Marsha:Speakingofissues,isn'tthatyourex-wife?(Carol,Ross'sex-wife,hasenteredbehindthemandisstandingoutstidetheexhibit.)Ross:(tryingtoignoreher)No.No.Marsha:Yes,itis.Carol!Hi!Ross:Okay,okay,yes,itis.(waves)HowaboutI'll,uh,catchupwithyouintheIceAge.(MarshaextisandRosswavesCarolintotheexhibit.)Ross:Hi.Carol:So.Ross:Youlookgreat.I,uh...Ihatethat.Carol:Sorry.Youlookgoodtoo.Ross:Ah,well,inhere,anyonewho...standserect...Sowhat'snew?Still,uh...Carol:Alesbian?Ross:Well...youneverknow.How's,um..how'sthefamily?Carol:Marty'sstilltotallyparanoid.Oh,and,uh-Ross:Why-whyareyouhere,Carol?Carol:I'mpregnant.Ross:Pregnant?![Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarewatchingThree'sCompany.]Chandler:Oh,IthinkthisistheepisodeofThree'sCompanywherethere'ssomekindofmisunderstanding.Phoebe:...ThenI'vealreadyseenthisone!(TurnsofftheTV.)Monica:(takingadrinkfromJoey)Areyouthroughwiththat?Joey:Yeah,sorry,theswallowingslowedmedown.Monica:Whoselittleballofpaperisthis?!Chandler:Oh,uh,thatwouldbemine.See,Iwroteanotetomyself,andthenIrealisedIdidn'tneedit,soIballeditupand...(seesthatMonicaisglaringathim)...nowIwishIwasdead.102参加助产训练班你们男生不懂亲吻对女生的重要性没错，当真?当真.你想了解的一切全在初吻之中没错对我们而言亲吻就像是开场，就像佛洛伊飞船出场前，你得耐着性子先看完脱口秀对，我们并非讨厌脱口秀，但那不是我们买票的原因问题出在于演唱会结束后，不论表演有多精采，你们女生总还想再看脱口秀，我们在车上奋力杀出车阵，只是拼命让自己别睡着是哦?给你一个建议。叫脱口秀主持人再度上场，否则下次，你们只能坐家里听唱片我们还在谈论性吗?不，这样很好，只是她看起来是不是有点生气吗?她有麻烦事.她有吗?他在外头乱搞女人，而她却待家里，设法去除地毯上乳齿象的味道玛莎，他们是穴居人，他们关心的问题是冰河愈来愈接近了，懂吗?谈到问题,那不是你前妻吗?我的?不是是的,她是.嘿,你好是的,我到冰河期找你编剧：马卡克夫曼大卫克恩你的气色好极了，我讨厌看到这样抱歉，谢了你的气色也很好，在这儿任何直立的人…，最近如何?还是…女同志?问问无妨嘛，家庭生活如何?玛蒂的疑心病还是很重卡萝，为何来这儿?我怀孕了她似乎不急着离开，人和人，让人讨厌的就是有误会，他们之间有误会我看过这一集喝完没?抱歉,吞下去的时间太慢这是谁的小纸团?我的，我写给自己一张便条，后来觉得自己不需要，于是将它揉成纸团，我不想活了她已经拍松过那个枕头，摩妮卡，你已经拍过了枕头了?抱歉，各位，我只是不想，让他们有藉题发(Monicastartstofluffapillow.)Phoebe:She'salreadyfluffedthatpillow...Monica,youknow,you'vealreadyfluffedthat-(Monicaglaresather.)-but,it'sfine!Monica:Look,I'msorry,guys,Ijustdon'twannagivethemanymoreammunitionthantheyalreadyhave.Chandler:Yes,andweallknowhowcruelaparentcanbeabouttheflatnessofachild'spillow.Phoebe:Monica-Hi!Um,Monica,you'rescaringme.Imean,you'relike,you'relikeallchaoticandtwirly.Andnot-notinagoodway.Joey:Yeah,calmdown.Youdon'tseeRossgettingallchaoticandtwirlyeverytimetheycome.Monica:That'sbecauseasfarasmyparentsareconcerned,Rosscandonowrong.Y'see,he'sthePrince.ApparentlytheyhadsomebigceremonybeforeIwasborn.Chandler:(lookingoutthewindow)Ew,ew,ew,ewewewewew!Monica:What?Chandler:UglyNakedGuygotaThighmaster!All:Eeaagh!(Rachelentersfromherroom.)Rachel:Hasanybodyseenmyengagementring?Phoebe:Yeah,it'sbeautiful.Rachel:OhGod,ohGod,ohGodohGodohGodohGod....(Startstolookunderthecouchcushions.)Phoebe:No,look,don'ttouchthat!Rachel:Oh,likeIwasn'tdreadingtomorrowenough,havingtogiveitbacktohim...'HiBarry!Rememberme?I'mthegirlintheveilwhostompedonyourheartinfrontofyourentirefamily!'OhGodandnowI'mgonnahavetoreturnthering,withoutthering,whichmakesitsomuchharder...Monica:EasyRach,we'llfindit.(Toall)Won'twe!ChandlerandJoey:Oh!Yeah!Joey:Alright,when'd'yahaveitonlast?Phoebe:Doy!Probablyrightbeforeshelostit!Chandler:Youdon'tgetalotof'doy'thesedays...Rachel:IknowIhaditthismorning,andIknowIhaditwhenIwasinthekitchenwith...Chandler:...Dinah?Rachel:(looksatthelasagneandrealizessomething)Ohhhhh,don'tbemad...Monica:Youdidn't.Rachel:Oh,Iamsorry...Monica:Igaveyouonejob!(Startstoexaminthelasagnethroughthebottomoftheglasspan.)Rachel:Oh,butlookhowstraightthosenoodlesare!Chandler:Now,Monica,youknowthat'snothowyoulookforanengagementringinalasagne...Monica:(putsdownthelasagne)Ijust...can'tdoit.Chandler:Boys?We'regoingin.(Chandler,Joey,andPhoebestarttopickthroughthelasagneasthere'saknockonthedoorwhichMonicaanswers.)Ross:(standingoutsidethedoor).....Hi.M