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Thetaleofthewhitesnake(音乐,幻化人形)Longlongago,therewasawhitesnakewhowassavedbyahumanboy.Thenafter1800years,shecametothehumanworldwithhersisterxiaoqingtofindherbenefactortoreturnthefavor.Sosnakewhiteandsnakegreenbecameintohumanbeingsthroughmagicpower.Theycametotheearthlyparadise------HangZhou,togetanencounterwithherbenefactor.第一幕:断桥上(音乐:前世今生cut版)青:“Sister,isthistheworldofhumanbeing?Howbeautiful!”白:“Becareful,followme!”(闪电,下雨音乐伴奏)青:“Whataheavyrain!”白:“Don’tworry,wehaveanumbrella.”(白素贞撑起一把破伞)许仙上场,白素贞与许仙相遇……(音乐前世今生cut版)许:“Oh,mygod!Howbeautiful!”白:“Sohandsome…Mr.,yourclothesiswet,nowIhaveanumbrella,letusshareone.”许:“Oh,thankyou,lovelygirl.Howfinetheweatheris!Wouldyouliketohaveawalkwithme?”白:“Ok,let’sgo.”青:“Sister,sister,let’sgotogether.”白:“Don’tyouseeI’mbusy?Goaway!”(小白用力的推开了小青)小青伤心地跑开了。。。(跑的姿势要有笑点)许:“What’syourname?”白:“SuZhen”许:“Ineversawagirlmorebeautifulthanyou,yourbeautymakestheskyfallingdowntears,whenIsawyou,Idon’tknowwhattosay…”白:“Mr.youcanjustsaywhatyouwanttosay.”许:“Couldyoumarryme?”白:“Yes,Ido,Xiangong!”许:Xiaobai~(音乐今天你要嫁给我cut版)二人离去第二幕:法海收服白素贞旁白:Fromthenon,snakewhite,snakegreenandXuXianlivedahappylife,theyoftenchewthefat,andburnedthecandleatbothends.untilsuddenlyoneday,missgreenheardthatthemonkFahaiwouldcome.白素贞望向窗外皱眉,掐算的手势,小青走过来。。(音乐掐算)青:“Sister,whatareyoudoinghere?”白:“.I’mthinkingaboutourfuture.Iforecastthatfahaihavecomehere,ourhappylifewillendsoon”青:“Don’tthinklikethat,wewillbesafeandsound.Oh,look,thesceneryisbeautiful……”(音乐得意法海)法海出现(身披床单,一手手拿晾衣杆,一手拿圆形饭盒)法海:“Evilsnake!Today,I’llsubdueyou!Snakewhite,youhavenochancetoescape!”(法海举起了饭盒)小白小青做惊恐状,然后对视一笑,作鄙视的手势(哼哼哼~~)法海看着饭盒说道“toosmall?”然后换脸盆说道“ha-ha,thisisbigenough!”小白小青做惊恐状,定了定神说青:Buddhistmonk,getouthere,otherwise,I’llletyoudieugly.法海:evilsnake,letmegiveyousomecolortoseesee!(法海向前伸出脸盆隔空打伤了小青,小青作负伤状,一手扶着桌子半蹲着)白去扶小青说道:“xiaoqing,areyouok?Keepback,don’tcomeanycloser!青:sister!小白做出准备打架的姿势,此时许仙入场,看到此景许仙:ohdarling,whathappened?法海:Yourwifeisevilspirit!Letmetameher!许仙一手推开白娘子,白娘子啊一声,被推到一旁(要演的有笑点)许仙挡在白娘子面前许仙:Youarealiar.Sheismywife!Iwon’tletyouhurther!法海:howstupid!Look,Iwilltamehernow.(法海举起脸盆收小白,小白渐渐被法海吸走,小白和许仙拉著彼此的手难舍难分)放背景乐myheartwillgoon许仙:Comeon;justgivemeyourhand.小白:guanren,Iloveyouforever,don’tforgetme….许仙:niangzi,no!don’tleavemealone!Iwon’tletyougo!!两人的手还是分开了,小白被法海吸出门外,然后法海进门,拿着脸盆,从脸盆中拿出白纸条笑道法海:Ha-ha,snakewhite,youwillspendyourlefttimeundertheleifengtower!许仙披上斗篷(床单)开启作战状态许仙:no!Givemywifeback!!!法海:哼!stupidhuman!noway!许仙与法海展开了搏斗(放背景乐男儿当自强(黄飞鸿主题音乐音乐版)两人抖床单,来回打太极推来推去三回合许仙败(要演的有笑点配合着音乐))然后法海拿好脸盆走向许仙法海:阿弥陀佛,colorisempty,emptyiscolor.(色即是空空即是色)Youngman,forgetitandyoucanstartanewlife!(法海拂袖扬长而去)第三幕断桥相逢旁白:Aftersnakewhitewastamedbyfaihai,xuxianwasmadandcrazy;hewenttowestlakeeveryday,hopetomeethiswifeontheduanbridge.Finallyhisbehaviormovetheguanyinbodishavva,andguanyinforgivetheSnakewhite.(音乐神秘园)许仙失神游走着说道:niangzi,whereareyou?路人甲和路人乙走过,许仙拉着他们问:didyouseemywife?Didyouseemywife?路人甲:no(摇头)路人乙:Don’tanswerhim;hemustbemad路人甲和路人乙扬长而去,许仙失神继续游走着寻找小白,此刻天突然下起了雨(一个人撒碎纸屑)(放音乐神秘园)许仙抬头看着天空说道ohitrains..突然一把破雨伞出现在头顶小白来了(放音乐一只金钗续前缘)许仙:niangzi,Imissyousomuch….小白:guanren。。。SodoI.let’senjoytherain。。。(小白手指远方两人一同看向远方)大家一起登场齐唱:Waiting1000years1000yearsforachanceWaiting1000yearsIhavenoregretWhosaidthistomeThatlovemeforeverOnlyforyourwordsA~Iwon’tregretthatRain’sheartbrokeWindiscryingSweetloveseemstofallWestLakelikesmytearIwouldliketobefirewithyouA~waiting1000years1000yearsforachanceWaiting1000yearsIhavenoregretWaiting1000years1000yearsforachanceWaiting1000years…

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