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Section1:Now,ladiesandgentlemen,weareinAfrica.Andjustimaginethatyouareananimallikealion,giraffe,arabbitorsomething.WethreearepenguinsfromNewYorkcityandwecameheretotravelthreeyearsago.Andnowweareleaving.Melmen,andMartyandGloria.Marty:Wearegonnamissyoumylittlefriends.Youguyshadbeenagreatcrowd.Gladwecanintroduceyoutothetoilet.IfyouevercometolookatCentralManhattan,feelfreetocallfirst.Seriouslyno,call.OK?Gloria:Oh,baby,I’mgonnamissyousomuch.Youbothwillmissmetoo,right?ButIdon’twanttoleave,I’mgonnacry.Melmen:Everybodyinquickly.Getintheplane.Getin.Getinquick.Wemustleavehere.It’ssohorrible,Idon’twanttostayhereanyminute!Getinquick,orI’llleaveyouhere!MartyandGloriashouting:No!Oh,wait!Section2:Weareintheplane,whichwemadebyourselvesduringthesetheremonths.I’mthecaptain.Melmen,Marty,Gloria:Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffeemate.Checked.Melmen:goodbyeandneverseeyouagain!Melmen:Thisisyourcaptainspeaking.Intheeventofawateremergency,placethevestoveryourheadthenkissyourlifegoodbye!Marty:NewYorkCity,herewecomebaby.Gloria:sitback,relaxandprayyourpersonalgodsthatthishunkofjunkflies.Plus,thisisthe36thtimewetrytoleavehere.Melmen:OK,guys,launch!Marty:Ithinkwewillseemuchmorefunthefurtherwaywegetfrom.Melmen:Yeah,likewhenthelionbeatyouonthebutt?Gloria:Youdon'tneedtobesarcasticMarty.–Heyguys,youknow,Iwasthinking.Whenwegetback,Imightassignupforthebreedingprogram.Melmen:Breedingprogram?–Gloria:Ithinkweallreachapointonourlives...whenwewannameetsomebody,youknowsettledown,havearelationship.Marty:Skipper,look.Analysis.-Itlookslikeasmallincandescentbulbdesignedtoindicatesomethingoutoftheordinary.Likeamalfunction.Melmen:Ifounditprettyandsomewhathypnotic.Right.Gloria,manual.Oh,what’sthis?（把指示灯砸碎……）Gloria:Oh,mygoash!Whatareyoudoing!Melmen:See,problemsolved!Marty:skipper,wemaybeoutoffuel.Melmen:Whatmakesyouthinkthat?Marty:Welostengineone.Gloria:Andenginetwoisnolongeronfire.Melmen:Buckleupguys.Don'tlookdull.Thismightgethairy.Attention.Thisisyourcaptainspeaking.I'vegotgoodnewsandbadnews.Thegoodnewsis,wewillbelandingimmediately.Thebadnewsis...wearecrushlanding!Gloria:Whenitcomestoairtravel,weknowyouhavenochoicewhatsoever.Butthanksagainforchoosingairpenguin.Flapsup!Deploy!Oh,no!Imissmymum!Oh,Ihaven’thaveaboyfriendyet!No,I’venoteventellJackthatIlovehim!Section3:AftertheplanecrashedGloria:Oh,wearehere.Whatintheworld?Whathappenedtotheplane?Marty:Theplanecrashed,I'mOK.I'malive.Melmen:Oh,no!we’restillinAfrica!!