-----Emily•Onenightbeforeafamerkillingachicken,accidentally,hesaid:enjoyyourself,thisisyourlastmeal.Thenextday,thechickenwasdead,withaletterbesideit:I’vealreadydrunksomepoison.Wanttoeatme?Noway!Thefishsaid:Iopenmyeyesallthetimeinordertoseeyouforever.Watersaid:Iflowallthetimeinordertohugyouforever.Thepotsaid:Howcanyoustillcoowhenyouarecomingtobecooked.Inaplane,acrowsaidtoasteward:acupoftee.Apigheard,andhealsosaid:acupoftee.Thenthestewardthrewthemoutofthewindow.Thecrowlaughed:howstupidyouare!Icanfly.•Whymenarealwayslovethenewandloathetheold•Whythereisnopolygamyorpolyandryinchina