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-----Emily•Onenightbeforeafamerkillingachicken,accidentally,hesaid:enjoyyourself,thisisyourlastmeal.Thenextday,thechickenwasdead,withaletterbesideit:I’vealreadydrunksomepoison.Wanttoeatme?Noway!Thefishsaid:Iopenmyeyesallthetimeinordertoseeyouforever.Watersaid:Iflowallthetimeinordertohugyouforever.Thepotsaid:Howcanyoustillcoowhenyouarecomingtobecooked.Inaplane,acrowsaidtoasteward:acupoftee.Apigheard,andhealsosaid:acupoftee.Thenthestewardthrewthemoutofthewindow.Thecrowlaughed:howstupidyouare!Icanfly.•Whymenarealwayslovethenewandloathetheold•Whythereisnopolygamyorpolyandryinchina

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