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英文剧本:辣妈辣妹FreakyFridayFreakyFridayscript[TheTurtles'HappyTogetherplays]Imaginemeandyou,IdoIthinkaboutyoudayandnight,it'sonlyrightTothinkaboutthegirlyouloveandholdhertightSohappytogetherIfIshouldcallyouup,investadimeAndyousayyoubelongtomeandeasemymindImaginehowtheworldcouldbesoveryfineSohappytogether[Alarmbeeps][SimplePlan'sHappyTogetherplays]Ican'tseemelovingnobodybutyouHoney,wakeup.-No.-Anna.Greettheday.ForallmylifeMeandyouandyouandmeNomatterhowtheytossthediceIthastobeTheonlyoneformeisyouandyouformeHoney,yougottawakeup.Ow!.Ican'tseemelovingnobodybutyouForallmylifeWhenyou'rewithme,babyThat'sit!ForallmylifeOh!Ihavehadit!-[Hornblows]-Aah!TESS:.Anna,hurryup!What?I'mready.[Radiostationsswitching]TESS:.Wouldyousettleonastation?ANNA:Okay!I'mgoingtogetalittlestudhere,okay?Idon'twantmymaidofhonorlookinglikeaharlot.Comeon,Mom.Everyone'sgotone.Everyone?Harry,everyonehasone.Ican'tbelieveyou!You'reruiningmylife.Youknowwhat?Endofdiscussion.Feetdown.Okay.IfIcandrive.-Didyoubringyourpermit?-No.Ican'tfindit.-Youcan'tfindit?-Haha!Whatdidyoudowithit,troll?Whydoyoualwayshavetoblamehim?Youcouldn'tfindanythinginyourroom.Whydoyoualwaystakehisside?Oh,look,Anna,let'snotdothisnow,please.Andfixyourshirt.-Look,there'sStaceyHinkhouse.-Joy.Hi,Stacey.Hi,Mrs.Coleman.Congratulationsonyourbigday.Thanksalot.Sayhitoyourmom.-Okay,bye.-Okay,bye.Hi,girls.YouneverseeStaceyanymore.-Howisshe?-Evil.Shehatesmenow.Why?Wouldyouleaveyourbrotheralone?See?Shealwaysstartsit.Bye,honey.Makegoodchoices.It'sabreakdown,IcanrollthediceSogetoutofmyface,don'teventryMADDlE:Shehadthesameshirt?Yeah,butthislooksokay,right?-Sure.-Yeah.Soit'scool?-No.-Oh,definitelynot.-Oh,killme.-Anna,what?Ican'tbelieveit.It'sJake.He'sgonnathinkI'msostupid,Ican'tevenputonashirt.You'veneverevenmettheguy.Guesswhat?Hedoesn'tcare.He'snotevenlooking.He'stotallylooking.-Ithinkhe'sgonnatalktoyou.-Shutup.Oh!Thanks.Sorry.WhywouldIwantaleprechaunicesculpture?I'mnotevenlrish.[Cellphonerings]Couldyouholdon?[Beeping]Senora,Senora!Cuidado!Cuidado!Iamsosorry.I'msosorry,sir.Mr.Bates,Idon'tunderstandthisF.Youmissedthepointofthebook.It's1984.Howcouldanyonemissit?It'sablatantattackontotalitarianism.Aboutarigidsociety,dominatedbyoneall-powerful,ego-trippingdictator.Mygradeisfinal.Excepthehadhair.Anna!Hello,Anna.Whatdoyouhavetoday?Meatloaf.Turkey.[Humming]Evan,I'msosorry.Ihadsomecartrouble.Okay.Ithoughtyouforgotaboutme.Icouldneverforgetaboutyou.Iseeyoueveryday.Whatabouttomorrow?Isthisnew?AmIgonnaseeyoutomorrow?You'regonnaseemetomorrow,butnotnextweek,becauseI'mgoingonmyhoneymoon.Oh,myGod!You'renotcomingback.-Allmytherapistsquitonme.-I'mnotgonnaquitonyou.I'mgonnabeavailableonmycellphone.Ichecked.There'snoserviceonthenorthsideoftheisland.Itwillbefine.Okay.I'vehadabetterweek.You'recountingtheminutes,aren'tyou?No.Howmanyminutesareleft?54.Allright,thismorningwasgood.ButthenIgotup.WowWowLastcallnow,I'mouttatimeAndIdon'tgotnovalentineIdon'twantyoursympathyIjustneedalittletherapyAtleastthat'swhattheysaytomeHey,ho,let'sgoI'mgonnastartariotYoudon'twannafightitOhh![Whistleblows]Great.No.No,no,no.Absolutelynot.Isaidnosalmon.No,ithastobehalibut.Well,Idon'tcareabouttheextracost.-Howmuchisit?-[Cellphonerings]Holdononesecond.Hello?Hi,Harry.No,youmaynottouchthepowertools.Yes,Iwouldconsiderthelawnmowertobeapowertool.Okay.I'llseeyouathome.-Okay.Halibut.-[Beeping]Couldyouholdononesecond?Hello.Dr.Coleman.Yes,Elizabeth.Yes,Elizabeth,I'llbeattheappointmenttomorrow.Okay,good.And,Elizabeth,remember,youareasmart,strong,beautiful,independentwoman,andyoudon'tneedamantocompleteyou.Thankyou.Goodbye.Excuseme.Isthisyours?Thanks.Tenormedium.So,whatdoyouplay?Iplaymydad'soldTelecaster.Nice.Cuteshirt.Thanks.So,you'reinaband?Sorta.Whatdoyoumean,sorta?Oh,we'restillstuckinourgaragephase.Ah,okay.Well,ifyouevergetoutofyourgarage,letmeknow.Yeah,totally.Youcancomecheckmeout.Imeantheband.I'llbethere,too,ifyouwanttocomecheck.I'mAnna.Jake.So,whatdoyousay?Doyouwantaride?Yeah,I'dlikethat.Hereyougo.Youcanwearmyextrahelmet.Oh,IjustrealizedIhavetomeetmyfriends,andthey'rewaitingforme.Yourmomwouldkillyou.Sodeadandsogrounded.No,Igetit.Momsandmotorcycles.Yeah.So,seeyouaround.Anna.So,listen.YoulikeTheHives?They'reawesome.Well,look,I'vegotthisimport.Iwasthinkingifyouwanted,wecouldcheckitout.Coleman.Onesecond.IfIwereyou,Iwouldbethinkinglessaboutboysandalittlemoreaboutyourhonorsqualifyingexam.I'mreadyforthetest,Mr.Bates.Preparedistoyouasnotistotest.Whatdoesthatmean?Exactly.[Enginerevving][Tapping]Whatareyoudoing?Getoutofmyroom!Helpme!Mommy!Stop!Anna!MADDlE:Singitonthesecondverse.BOY:Theresheis.Hey!Whathappened?Nothing.Justtakingcareofmybrother.YeahYeahGetup,getoutMoveon,moveon,there'snodoubtI'mallwrong,you'rerightIt'sallthesamewithyouThankyou.HARRY:Mommy,Mommy,Mommy.Comehere.Oh,sweetheart.Allright.Ready?I'mgonnagiveyouthree.No.Ready?One,two,three.Oh,honey,gobackinside.I'llberightthere.Anna!Roundandround,herewegoagainSameoldstart,sameoldendTurnmyhead,IturnbackagainSameoldstuffneverendsDothisHoldstill,honey,holdstill.Ipromisetherewillbeseriousconsequencesforher.GRANDP