八年级英语下册幽默小故事

【1】AttheLessonofGeography（在地理课上）Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John?”Johngotupandsaid:“Yourforefinger．”老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀？”约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”【1】AttheLessonofGeography（在地理课上）老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀？”约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John?”Johngotupandsaid:“Yourforefinger．”【2】AttheLessonofPhysics（在物理课上）Teacher:Explain,please,theeffectofcoldandheatandgiveexamples．Pupil（学生）:Coldcontracts,heatexpands．That'swhydaysareshorterinwinterandlongerinsummer．老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。【2】AttheLessonofPhysics（在物理课上）老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。Teacher:Explain,please,theeffectofcoldandheatandgiveexamples．Pupil（学生）:Coldcontracts,heatexpands．That'swhydaysareshorterinwinterandlongerinsummer．【3】Twenty-eightDaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tellmewhichmonthhastwenty-eightdaysinit．Nick（thinksalittleandsays）：Theyallhave．老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。【3】Twenty-eightDays老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。Teacher:Now,Nick,tellmewhichmonthhastwenty-eightdaysinit．Nick（thinksalittleandsays）：Theyallhave．【4】ThepenBill:Mary,givemeyourpen,please．Mary:whydon'tyouwanttowritewithyourownpen?Bill:Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes．比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。【4】Thepen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill:Mary,givemeyourpen,please．Mary:whydon'tyouwanttowritewithyourownpen?Bill:Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes．【5】Anne'sAge（安妮的年龄）Teacher:Howoldareyou,Anne?Anne:Fifteen．Teacher:Butyouwereonlysevenlastyear,andnowyouareeightyearsold．Anne:Well,sevenlastyearandeightthisyearmakefifteen．老师：安妮，你几岁？安妮：十五岁。老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。【5】Anne'sAge（安妮的年龄）老师：安妮，你几岁？安妮：十五岁。老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。Teacher:Howoldareyou,Anne?Anne:Fifteen．Teacher:Butyouwereonlysevenlastyear,andnowyouareeightyearsold．Anne:Well,sevenlastyearandeightthisyearmakefifteen．