起来啊快起来Getup!获得完胜的冠军是Thewinner,bytotalannihilation...阿山哥Yama!还有谁要来Whoisnext?谁还有胆量来挑战我阿山哥WhohasthegutstostepintotheringwithLittleYama?阿山哥Yama!-我能试一试吗-嗯?-CanItry?-Hmm.我有个机器人是我自己做的Ihavearobot.Ibuiltitmyself.闪开小鬼Beatit,kid.不知道规矩么先付钱才能参加Houserules.Yougottapaytoplay.哦对这些够了吗Oh,uh,isthisenough?你叫什么小鬼头What'syourname,littleboy?滨田宏叫我小宏Hiro.HiroHamada.来吧小狗Prepareyourbot,Zero.机器人对决Twobotsenter,谁将获得胜利onebotleaves.准备Fightersready?开战Fight!刚刚只是热身我能再试一次吗Thatwasmyfirstfight.I...CanItryagain?还嫌不够疼么小鬼Noonelikesasoreloser,littleboy.回家喊妈妈吧Gohome.我还有钱I'vegotmoremoney.准备Fightersready?开战Fight!超级机器人摧毁它Mega-bot,destroy.嗯?Huh?什么What?Huh?-阿山哥已经落山了-什么这-NomoreLittleYama.-But,wha...这怎么可能Thisisnotpossible!其实我和你一样感到惊讶Hey,I'massurprisedasyouare.也许是侥幸Beginner'sluck.你想再来一次吗阿山哥Doyouwanttogoagain,Yama?-没人赢得了我-喂等等-NoonehustlesYama!-Whoa.Hey...给他点教训Teachhimalesson.你们好啊有话好好说嘛Hey,fellas.Let'stalkaboutthis.-小宏快上车-阿正-Hiro!Geton!-Tadashi!来得正好Oh,goodtiming!啊哈A-ha!额滴神啊Oh,mama!-你没事吧-嗯-Areyouokay?-Yeah.-没受伤吧-没有-Areyouhurt?-No.那你脑子被门夹了吗笨蛋Thenwhatwereyouthinking,knucklehead?啊Ow!Ow!你十三岁就高中毕业了Yougraduatedhighschoolwhenyouwere13,就为了干这个吗andthisiswhatyou'redoing?找到他们了Theretheyare!嘿Hey!抓紧我Holdon!哇偶棒Whoo-hoo!Yes!给我回来Getbackhere.机器人对决是违法的Botfightingisillegal.你想被关进监狱里吗You'regoingtogetyourselfarrested.机器人对决并不违法Botfightingisnotillegal.靠机器人对决赌博这才是违法的Bettingonbotfighting,that's...that'sillegal.不过这太好赚钱了Butsolucrative!现在我可是好运连连大哥没有什么能够阻止我I'monaroll,bigbrother!Andthereisnostoppingme!哦不Oh,no.嗨卡斯阿姨Hi,AuntCass.你们俩没事吧快告诉我你们没事Areyouguysokay?Tellmeyou'reokay.-我们很好-没事-We'refine.-We'reokay.太好了Oh,good.那你们两个傻子脑袋被门夹了吧Thenwhatwereyoutwoknuckleheadsthinking?十年了For10years,我一把屎一把尿把你们拉扯大IhavedonethebestIcouldtoraiseyou.我是个好家长吗不是HaveIbeenperfect?No.我有照顾孩子的经验吗没有DoIknowanythingaboutchildren?No.我是不是该看本书学学如何管教孩子ShouldIhavepickedupabookonparenting?我看是Probably!我在说些什么啊完全没说到重点WherewasIgoingwiththis?Ihadapoint.-对不起-我们爱你卡斯阿姨-Sorry.-Weloveyou,AuntCass.我也很爱你们Well,Iloveyou,too!就是你们被关进去害得我提早打烊Ihadtocloseupearlybecauseofyoutwofelons.今晚准备读垮掉派诗歌的Onbeatpoetrynight.都怪你们害我不停吃东西来缓解压力Stresseating.Becauseofyou.过来麻球Comeon,Mochi.真是美味Thisisreallygood!你必须好好弥补一下卡斯阿姨YoubettermakethisuptoAuntCass不然她会把咖啡厅吃个精光beforesheeatseverythinginthecafe.好的Forsure.希望你能吸取教训你个笨蛋AndIhopeyoulearnedyourlesson,bonehead.当然了Absolutely.你还想参加机器人对决You'regoingbotfighting,aren'tyou?城里刚好有个决斗比赛There'safightacrosstown.我参加了肯定能赢IfIbook,Icanstillmakeit.你什么时候才能Whenareyougonnastartdoingsomething用你的大脑去做事withthatbigbrainofyours?你是说像你一样去上大学What?Gotocollegelikeyou?然后听别人跟我讲我已经知道的东西么SopeoplecantellmestuffIalreadyknow?难以置信Unbelievable.要是爸妈看到了会怎么说Oh,whatwouldMomandDadsay?我哪知道Idon'tknow.他们已经去世了They'regone.我三岁的时候就走了不记得了么TheydiedwhenIwasthree,remember?喂Hey!-我带你去-真的吗-I'lltakeyou.-Really?虽然我阻止不了你去参加Ican'tstopyoufromgoing,但我也不能让你一个人去butI'mnotgoingtoletyougoonyourown.太好了Sweet.来你们傻瓜学校干嘛Whatarewedoingatyournerdschool?机器人对决往那边走Bot-fight'sthatway!拿些东西Gottagrabsomething.这要多久Isthisgonnatakelong?别着急孩子就待一会儿Relax,youbigbaby.We'llbeinandout.话说你还没来过我的实验室Anyway,you'veneverseenmylab.哦太棒了我可以参观你的傻瓜实验室了Oh,great,Igettoseeyournerdlab!-小心-哇-Headsup!-Whoa!哇Whoa.电磁悬浮Electro-magsuspension?喂Hey!-你哪位-额我-Whoareyou?-Uh,I'm...神行这是我弟小宏GoGo,thisismybrotherHiro.傻瓜实验室欢迎你Welcometothenerdlab.嘿嘿Yeah.我从没见过电磁悬浮自行车I'veneverseenelectro-magsuspensiononabikebefore.零阻力骑起来更快Zeroresistance,fasterbike.不过速度还是But,notfastenough...不够yet.哦喔喔喔Oh!Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.别往前走站到线后面去Donotmove.Behindtheline,please.嗨芥末这是我弟小宏Hey,Wasabi.ThisismybrotherHiro.嗨小宏准备好见证奇迹Hello,Hiro.Preparetobeamazed.接着Catch.哇Wow.-激光感应等离子体-是的-Laser-inducedplasma?-Oh,yeah.还带有超精密的Withalittlemagneticconfinement磁约束for,uh,ultra-precision.哇塞你是怎么用这些做到的Wow.Howdoyoufindanythinginthismess?万物都有一个系统Oh!Ihaveasystem.容纳百川各在其位There'saplaceforeverything,andeverythinginitsplace.-借一下-你不能这么做-Needthis!-Youcan'tdothat!一切都混乱了世界不能没有秩序Thisisanarchy!Societyhasrules!让一下Excuseme!过来了Comingthrough!阿正Tadashi!哦我的天你一定是小宏Oh,mygosh.YoumustbeHiro!我早对你有所耳闻I'veheardsomuchaboutyou!来得正是时候正是时候Perfecttiming.Perfecttiming.好大的硬质合金That'sawholelotoftungstencarbide.有四百磅400poundsofit!过来过来Comehere,comehere,comehere.你一定会喜欢的You'regoingtolovethis.少量的高氯酸加上一点点钴Adashofperchloricacid,asmidgeofcobalt,少许过氧化氢ahintofhydrogenperoxide,加热到500开super-heatedto500Kelvin,and...当当是不是很棒Ta-da!It'sprettygreat,huh?好粉啊It'ssopink.下面才是最精彩的Here'sthebestpart.哇Whoa.很棒对吧Iknow,right?液体金属脆化Chemicalmetalembrittlement.不赖嘛柠蜜Notbad,HoneyLemon.柠蜜神行芥末HoneyLemon?GoGo?Wasabi?我只把芥末弄到身上过一次各位Ispillwasabionmyshirtonetime,people.就一次Onetime!弗雷德给他们起的这些外号Fredistheonewhocomesupwiththenicknames.弗雷德是谁Uh,who'sFred?是我这边Thisguy,righthere!等等别被吓到了只是道具服而已Ah-ah.Don'tbealarmed.Itisjustasuit.服装里面才是真正的我Thisisnotmyrealfaceandbody.我叫弗雷德Thename'sFred.白天我是学校的吉祥物但到了夜晚Schoolmascotbyday,butbynight...我还是学校的吉祥物Iamalsoaschoolmascot.那你是学什么的So,what'syourmajor?不不我不是这里的学生No,no,no,I'mnotastudent.但我是个科学狂热者ButIamamajorscienceenthusiast.我一直想让柠蜜发明个公式I'vebeentryingtogetHoneytodevelopaformula,可以让我随意变成喷火蜥蜴thatcanturnmeintoafire-breathinglizardatwill.但她说这不是科学Butshesaysthat'sNotscience.这真的不是It'sreallynot.好吧那估计我让芥末帮忙做的Yeah,andIguesstheshrinkray收缩放射线也不是科学了IaskedWasabiforisn'tScienceEither.