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1一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.破产姐妹第一季第二集Hi,readytoorder?准备好点餐了吗Doyouhaveanythingthat'sreallyspecial?你们有什么特色[菜]说来听听Notaccordingtomyhighschoolguidancecounselor.我高中辅导员说我没有特色I'llhavetheveggieplate.那我要个蔬菜拼盘Butinsteadofbeets,Iwantkale.不要甜菜换甘蓝Andinsteadofbroccoli,morekale.不要花椰菜再放点甘蓝Iwanttheveggiessteamed.蔬菜要用蒸的Andinsteadofdressing,Iwantlemons.色拉调料改用柠檬代替Don'tyouneedtowritethisdown?你怎么还不动笔记下来啊I'mafraidifIstartwritingthatdown,现在只有心情写遗书it'llturnintoasuicidenote.因为要被烦死了I'massumingthistable'sgonnahavealotmoreofthoserequests.我猜你们都会这么点餐吧Yes,Icouldtellbythehats.没错看你们那帽就知道是事儿精Earl,IhavesomethingnewIwantyoutotry.厄尔我有新东西想你尝尝That'stheexactsamesentence正是因为这句话thatgotmehookedoncocaineinthe'80s.我才会在几十年前染上吸毒的恶习It'smynewcupcakeflavor.我说的是蛋糕的新口味啦Deliciousdarkchocolatetheladiescan'thelpbutlove.女人无法抗拒的美味黑巧克力口味I'mcallingitTheEarl.我把它称为黑伯爵厄尔Iknowyougotthatright.说得好Hi,I'mhere.我来了IwasrunninglatesoIdecidedtohailacab.2一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.本来我以为要迟到了想说打个的吧AndthenIrememberedIdidn'thaveanymoneyonme.然后才想起我没带钱AndthenIrememberedIdidn'thaveanymoneyatall.接着意识到我现在是两袖清风的穷光蛋SoIwalkedthewholewayhere.所以我不辞辛苦地走来上班Theapartment'sthreeblocksaway.我家到这里才隔三条街Yes,Iknow.我知道Threeblocksand15holachicasaway.三条街外加十五声哟呵妹子那么远Well,youcan'tbelateagain.你不能再迟到了I'malreadyworriedaboutmebeinglate...我够烦我每个月迟到的...everymonth.大姨妈了Onmywayhere,ahomelessmanaskedmeformoney.在我来的路上一位无家可归的流浪汉向我讨钱AndItoldhimthatIusuallyalwaysgive,我跟他说通常我都会慷慨解囊butthatmyfatherwasindictedinaPonziscandal但我的父亲因为非法敛财而被起诉了andI'velostmyfamilyfortuneandmyManhattantownhouse,我们家产没了曼哈顿豪宅也没了soI'vebeensleepingonacouchinBrooklyn,but,还得在布鲁克林区朋友家的沙发过夜inspiteofitall,I'mstilloptimistic尽管世事无常但我还是对于thatyouandIwillachievesuccess开小蛋糕店持乐观态度inourexcitingnewcupcakebusinessventure.并坚信未来将会取得成功Andlookwhathegaveme!瞧看他给了我啥Youtookmoneyfromahomelessman?你连流浪汉的钱都拐啊IprefertothinkofBobnearthebridgeasourfirstinvestor.应该说是桥边的鲍勃入股投资才对3一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Pickup!Specialsandwich.上菜特制三明治Icanthinkofevenmorespecialsandwich.我还想到一种更妙的三明治You,meandthehotblondegiraffe.你我金发长颈鹿夹一起Well,sherecentlylostherdignity,她破产后尊严全没了soyoumighthaveashot.搞不好她会愿意屈就Hellotoday!今天好啊Ihavenametagforyou.我给你做了个名牌Onlyyourseconddayandlook,nametagalready.你才来第二天我就给你备好名牌了Asnewowner,Iamkillingit.这新东家当的太牛逼了Thankyou.谢谢Oh,itsaysCarolin.上面写的是卡洛淋It'sCaroline.WithanE.我叫卡洛琳是王字旁I'mCaroline.我叫卡洛琳Asnewowner,Iamsuckingit.这新东家当的太二逼了Justputiton.你就挂着就是了Youcan'ttellanAsianhemadeamistake.不能告诉亚洲人他犯了错误He'llgointhebackandthrowhimselfonasword.不然等会他就去拔剑自刎了Thankyou,Mr.Lee.谢谢你李老板YoumaycallmeHan.你可以叫我憨H-a-n.勇敢的心Notrapinmyname.好记不会错I'mthinkingweshouldtake我在想我们可以迈出thefirststepinournewcupcakebusiness我们蛋糕事业的第一步了bywritingMax'sHomemadeCupcakes4一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.就在优惠餐板上uponthespecialsboard.写上麦克斯自制蛋糕吧No,Ican'thavemynameupthere.不行姐的大名不能张扬EveryoneIowemoneytothinksIliveinSeattle.我的债主们都以为我住在西雅图呢Oh,weusedtoownSeattle.哎以前西雅图是我家的呢Max,we'vegottogetthenameoutthere.麦克斯你的名字一定得亮相Createabuzz.制造名气嘛Ooh,goodidea!好棒好棒Let'screateabuzz.赶紧开始名气大作战Exactly,inordertolaunch--没错要想打开市场I'mmockingyou.我是在模仿你那傻样儿Whenindoubt,I'malwaysmockingyou.以后别怀疑我向来都是在嘲笑你Seriously,Max.说真的麦克斯Thisnewcupcakebusinessisourlifeline.这个蛋糕事业是我们的救生索Awayoutforbothofus.能助我们走上脱贫致富的道路呀AndIwannathankyouagainforlettingmemovein.我还想再次感谢你让我搬进你家住Ifthere'sanythingIcandotohelpyou--如果有任何事我能帮得上忙的Youmeanbesidesstartingtowaitontables?是指除了招待客人以外的忙吗Imeant,anythingIcandotohelpyou我是说任何能帮你平复throughyourbreakupwithRobbie.和罗比分手的难过心情的事Oh.Thanks,butI'mfine.谢了我没事Andwe'reworking.而且现在是我们工作时间Well,oneofusis.你不干活我还干呢Areyousureyou'refine?5一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.你确定你没事吗'CauseIheardyoucryinglastnight.昨晚我听见你在哭Idon'tcry.我才不哭Isoldmytearductstoanorganbankforcashtwoyearsago.早在两年前我就把泪腺拿去器官银行卖钱了Iwasonthecouch.当时我躺在沙发上AndIheardyoucryingaloneinyourbedroom.听到你在卧室里独自啜泣Really?Whatdidthecryingsoundlike?真的吗那哭声听起来像啥样Like...像这样...Iwasn'tcrying.我不是在哭Well,thenwhatwereyoud--那你是在干嘛...Oh!Sononeofmybusiness.哎哟那事我管不着That'sright.正确-Andrememberthat.-Gotit.-麻烦记住这点-收到Infact,let'sjustsaythatanythinghavingtodo事实上任何有关于withmybedroom,mytables,ormylife--我卧室我桌子或我生活的事youshouldstayawayfrom.你最好都别多管闲事Boundaries.Gotit.界限明白Andpleasedon'ttellanyoneatwork而且千万不要告诉任何同事Iletyoumoveintomyapartment.我让你搬进我家住Thatisoneboundarywebothdon'twantcrossed.一说出去后果难以想象Why?为什么Hey,roomies.嗨同居蜜友That'swhy.懂了吧Hopethosesheetsareokay.6一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记,一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.希望你能睡得惯这床单Oh,don'tworryaboutit.不用担心Iknowthey'rethebestyoucouldafford.我知道你就只能买这么好的了Notreally.Thegoodonesareonmybed.其实不是更好的我自己用着呢Max,thatovenissohot.麦克斯烤箱太热了Couldyoudomeafavorandopenthebackdoor?你能帮我开开后门吗We'veknowneachothertwodays我们才认识两天andyou'realreadyaskingforbackdoor?你就想开我后庭啊DearGod!上帝呀Iforgotyou'reEquestrianBarbie.我忘了你是骑师芭比Youcamewithahorse.买芭比还附赠马一只No.不行Out,horse,bad!Badhorse.出去小马不乖哦大坏马Chestnut.栗宝Noneedtoyell,he'sachampion.没必要嚷它它可是冠军马Championstinkbomb.米田共臭度也是冠军It'ssmellingprettyripeoutinthatyard.整个院子臭味四溢That'snotChestnut,that'sBrooklyn.这不关栗宝的事布鲁克林本来就这味儿Okay,well,I'mwatchingTheChampion好吧我现在就看见冠军马dropsomesteaminghotBrooklynrightnow.拉出几坨热气腾腾的布鲁克林呢Max,I'vebeenthinkingabouthowyoucompletelyoverreacted麦克斯对于把名字写在板子上这件事toyournameuponthespecialsbo