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Unit20HumorWarmingupShesellsseashellsbytheseashore.BettyBotterboughtabitofbutter,“But,”shesaid,“thisbutterisbitter,ifIputitinmybatter,itwillmakemybatterbitter,butabitofbetterbutterwillmakemybatterbetter.”SoBettyBotterboughtabitofbetterbutter,anditmakesherbatterbetter.Atutorwhotootedaflutetriedtotutortwotutorstotoot.Thetwosaidtothetutor:“Isithardertotootortotutortwotutorstotoot?”tutor:n.导师家庭教师vt.个别教授toot:使发嘟嘟声flute:长笛注释東判官手里拿了豆腐乾，西判官手里拿了葡萄乾，東判官要吃西判官手里的葡萄乾，西判官要吃東判官手里的豆腐乾；東判官要用豆腐乾换西判官的葡萄乾，西判官不肯用葡萄乾换東判官的豆腐乾。蔣家羊,楊家牆,蔣家羊撞倒了楊家牆,楊家牆压死了蔣家羊,楊家要蔣家賠牆,蔣家要楊家賠羊。你會炖我冻的豆腐，就來炖我的冻豆腐，你不會炖我的凍豆腐，別胡炖八炖炖坏了我的冻豆腐。Speakingintend:意欲打算Ⅰ.intend…有……意思Heintendsnoharm.Ⅱ.intendthatⅢ.intend(sb)todo…Doyouintendtomakealongstayhere?Today,Iintendtofinishreadingthebook.HeadacheTeacher:youareillagain?Student:yes.Ihaveaheadache.Teacher:anycredential（证明）fromthedoctor.Student:Ihaveaheadachejustbecausethedoctordidin’tgivemeanycredential.Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonwereonthewayhome.Thelittleboyaskedhisfather:“Whatisthemeaningoftheword‘drunk’,dad?”“Well,myson,”hisfatherreplied,“look,therearetwopolicemenstandingthere.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfour,thenIamdrunk.”“But,dad,”theboysaid,“thereisonlyONEpoliceman!”