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ByF-loat-告诉他-就告诉他嘛-Tellhim.-Justtellhim.-闭嘴-告诉我什么-Shutup.-Tellmewhat?你看你连正眼看他都不敢Lookatyou,youwon'tevenlookathim.就告诉我吧Oh,comeontellme.下回有女人不肯看我我也好有新理由Icoulduseanotherreasonwhywomenwon'tlookatme.好吧好吧昨晚我梦见Allright.Allright.Lastnight,Ihadadreamthatuh...我和你...thatyouandIwere在这桌上做爱doingitonthistable.梦里干的不错嘛Excellentdreamscore.你怎会有这种梦Whywouldyoudreamthat?最重要的是Moreimportantly...我棒吗...wasIanygood?ByF-loat简直是棒极了Well,youwereprettydamngood.真有意思在我梦中我非常力不从心Interesting.Causeinmydreams,I'msurprisinglyinadequate.昨晚你在这桌上的表现完美无缺Lastnight,youseemedtoknowyourwayaroundthetable.真高兴能与你们分享Iloveitwhenweshare.你没事吧Youokaythere?我不敢相信你会在她梦中做爱Ican'tbelieveyoutwohadsexinherdream.抱歉仅此一次I'msorry,itwasaone-timething.我醉得不省人事而且这不是我的潜意识Iwasverydrunk,anditwassomeoneelse'ssubconscious.你好呀瑞秋Hello,Rachel.下去Getoff.给我你们能想像我操作钻床的样子吗Ooh,giveme.Canyouseemeoperatingadrillpress?不知道你当时穿什么Idon'tknow.Whatareyouwearing?ByF-loat菲比你为何想操作钻床Phoebe,whywouldyouwanttooperateadrillpress?只是暂时的工作Justforsomeshort-term-work.直到我找回一部分前按摩客户Youknow,untilIgetbacksomeofmymassageclients.又是海盗吗Piratesagain?不根本不贴边No.Nothinglikethat.我真是个大笨蛋I'mjustsuchadummy.我教他们自己在家动手做按摩ItaughtaMassageYourselfatHomeworkshop.结果他们就不来了Andtheyare.嗨钱德勒她可以为你工作Hey,Chan,shecouldworkforyou.谢了乔伊这是个好主意Thanks,Joey.That'sagoodidea.我可以我来吧什么工作Icould.Icoulddoit.Whatisit?我秘书这几周无法来上班Mysecretary'sgonnabeoutforacoupleofweeks.ByF-loat她去给一侧乳房动消乳手术She'shavingoneofherboobsreduced.一言难尽的波霸故事It'sawholebigboobstory.我可以当个秘书Icouldbeasecretary.菲比我不知你是否是这块料Phoebes,Idon'tknowifit'syourkindathing...因为这份工作需要你大部分时间...becauseitinvolvesalotbeingnormal尽可能保持正常foralargeportionoftheday.我能办到Icoulddothat.-你玩什么呢-我的新传呼机-Whatareyouplayingwith?-It'smynewbeeper.古生物学家要那玩意儿干嘛Whatthehelldoesapaleontologistneedabeeperfor?以防恐龙紧急事件救命啊快来Isitlikefordinosauremergencies?Help.comequick,他们还是绝种了They'restillextinct.不是为卡罗尔生产买的No.It'sforwhenCarolgoesintolabor.ByF-loat好让她随时联系到我ShecangetmewhereverIam.她只需拨号55-金宝Allshehastodoisdial55-Jimbo.{\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad(0,0)\b0\pos(374,247)}Jimbo在美国俚语中指不请自来的人这号码真酷还能当孩子的名字Acoolnumberandapossiblenameforthekid.-各位回头见了-去见小伊森吗-Allright,I'llseeyouguyslater.-OfftoseeyoungEthan?谢谢Thankyou.伊森到底有多小很小吗HowyoungisyoungEthan?Young?年纪和我们差不多He'sourage.当我们还是Whenwewere...-他是大学四年级学生-大学-He'saseniorincollege.-College?这位小朋友不在乎你的年纪吗Thisman-childhasnoproblemwithhowoldyouare?当然不在乎这根本不是问题No,ofcoursenot.It'snotevenanissue...ByF-loat因为我告诉他我22岁...becauseItoldhimIwas22.-你什么-什么-Youwhat?-What?-我不像22岁吗-2526还说得过去-Oh,Ican'tpassfor22?-Well,maybe25,26.-我本来就26-那就对啦-Iam26.-Thereyougo.-听见没-听见了-Canyouhearthat?-Yeah.知道不拿起电话就不会响了Yousee,that'llstopwhenyoupickupthephone.-我来了-好的-Oh,I'mon.-Okay.宾先生办公室Mr.Bing'soffice.抱歉他正在开会.No,I'mSorry,he'sinameetingrightnow.我没在开会我在...I'mnotinameeting.I'mright...Whoops.他知道这件事吗Willheknowwhatthisisinreferenceto?他有你的号码吗Andhehasyournumber?ByF-loat好我会转告他的再见I'llseethathegetsthemessage.Bye-bye.罗斯打来问候的Rosssayshi.真好玩好了我们现在做什么Thisissofun.Allright.Whatdowedonow?现在我得开始工作了Well,nowIactuallyhavetogettowork.可能吧Mostlikely.好了我出去了Okay,I'mgonnabeoutthere.好的再见Allright.Bye-bye.再见Bye-bye.-什么事-你在干嘛-Yes?-Whatyoudoing?窗户擦好了蜡烛点上了Okay,windowsareclean.Candlesarelit.皮带太紧我得去换一条Belt'stootight.Gottachangethebelt.鱼翻过没没因为我做的意大利面DidIturnthefish?Nope,becauseImadelasagna.ByF-loat-我有没有失控-有一点点-AmIoutofcontrol?-Justatouch.莫妮卡我不明白Mon,Idon'tunderstand.你跟这个男生从他期中考试后Imean,you'vebeendatingthisguysincelike,what...谈到现在...hismidterms.为什么突然Why,allofasudden,areyouso...?-我怎么了-今晚会是销魂一夜吗-What?-Couldtonightbethenight?我不知道他是个好男孩Idon'tknow.He'sagreatguy...我喜欢和他在一起但是很难说...andIlovebeingwithhim.But,youknow...只能顺其自然无法预先计划好...thingshappenwhentheyhappen.Youdon'tplanthesethings.-腿毛刮了没-刮了-So,didyoushaveyourlegs?-Yeah.罗斯别纠结了这只是一场梦Wouldyouletitgo,Ross?Itwasjustadream.不代表...Itdoesn'tmeanByF-loat时候到了宝宝要出世了Thisisit.OhmyGod!It'sbabytime!Babytime!放轻松冷静点别紧张Allright,relax.Justrelax.Becool.对刚有人呼我Yeah,hi.Iwasjustbeeped.不安卓不在这今天呼错三次了No,Andreisnothere.Thirdtimetoday.对我确定Yes,Iamsure.不先生我不提供那些服务No,sir,Idonotperformthosekindofservices.服务Services?懂了服务嘛Oh,services.对你要呼的是55-劲爆Yeah,youwant55-Jumbo.{\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad(0,0)\b0\pos(374,247)}jumbo是庞然大物的意思没错That'sright.没错是劲爆不是金宝先生That'sright.JUMBOwithaU,sir.不相信我你不会想要我的ByF-loatNo,beliveme,Youdon'twantme.从他的号码看来你看到我会大失所望Judgingbyhisnumber,I'dbeahugedisappointment.好吧再见了Alrighty,bye-bye.第一天上班如何Howwasthefirstday?太棒了每个人都非常非常好Excellent.Everyonewasso,sonice.瞧认识我这种职位的人多沾光Itpaystoknowthemanwhowearsmyshoes.说的是我Me.不我没告诉任何人我认识你No.Ididn'ttellanyoneIknewyou.-为什么-因为你懂的-Whynot?-Well,because,youknow.他们并不喜欢你Theydon'tlikeyou.-什么-我以为你早知道-What?-Ithoughtyouknewthat.-谁不喜欢我-每个人-No,whodoesn'tlikeme?-Everyone.除了ByF-loatExceptfor....不每个人No.Everyone.-你在说什么啊-别难过-Whatareyoutalkingabout?-Don'tfeelbad.他们过去都很喜欢你Theyusedtolikeyoualot.自从你升职后Butthenyougotpromoted,and,youknow,他们感觉你是上司大人物nowyou'relikeMr.BossMan.youknow,Mr.Big.宾先生宾大老板Mr.Bing.BossManBing.-真不敢相信-他们甚至还模仿你-Ican'tbelieveit.-Yeah.Theyevendoyou.模仿我Theydome?对比如这样Youknow,like,okay:报告要何时才能交来Couldthatreportbeanylater?-我没有那样说话-你有的-Idon'tsoundlikethat.-Yeah,youdo.这山谷回荡着美妙的ByF-loatThehillsarealivewiththesound...音乐声...ofmusic.我的烤饼我的烤饼Myscone.Myscone