100:00:00,000--00:00:00,000200:00:00,000--00:00:00,000300:00:00,300--00:00:01,500《生活大爆炸》前情回顾PreviouslyonTheBigBangTheory...400:00:02,440--00:00:03,930我和莱纳德沃罗威茨库萨帕里IamgoingtotheArcticCircle500:00:03,990--00:00:05,060要去北极圈withLeonard,Walowitz,andKoothrappali.600:00:05,130--00:00:07,120-去三个月-没错-Forthreemonths?-Yes.700:00:07,160--00:00:10,620你说会想我是什么意思Whatdidyoumeanwhenyousaidyouweregoingtomissme?800:00:12,770--00:00:14,760意思是我不想你走ItmeansIwishyouweren'tgoing.900:00:17,000--00:00:19,000[三个月后]1000:00:30,000--00:00:31,500谢天谢地到家了Oh,thankGodwe'rehome.1100:00:31,500--00:00:35,540难以置信我们在那冰冷的地狱呆了3个月Ican'tbelievewespentthreemonthsinthatfrozenhell.1200:00:35,540--00:00:37,050简直就是个噩梦Itwaslikeasnowynightmare1300:00:37,050--00:00:39,000梦里漫天飞雪而又无法醒来fromwhichtherewasnoawakening.1400:00:39,870--00:00:42,900我不知道你们对北极考察的感想Idon'tknowwhatArcticexpeditionyouguyswereon,1500:00:42,970--00:00:45,010我只觉得意犹未尽butIthoughtitwasahootandahalf.1600:00:47,440--00:00:48,950你好妈妈Oh,hi,Mom.1700:00:49,530--00:00:52,120不我说了到家了再打电话给你No,ItoldyouI'dcallyouwhenIgothome.1800:00:52,120--00:00:54,300我还没到家呢I'mnothomeyet.1900:00:54,300--00:00:56,480行了到家了Allright,I'mhome.2000:00:57,570--00:01:00,300北极考察非常成功TheArcticexpeditionwasaremarkablesuccess.2100:01:00,370--00:01:02,760说不定我将来能得一个诺贝尔奖I'mallbutcertainthere'saNobelPrizeinmyfuture.2200:01:02,820--00:01:04,080其实不应该这样说Actually,Ishouldn'tsaythat.2300:01:04,140--00:01:05,850我完全确定能得I'mentirelycertain.2400:01:06,060--00:01:09,070不妈妈我感觉不到No,Mother,Icouldnotfeel2500:01:09,070--00:01:11,480你的教会小组为我祈祷平安yourchurchgroupprayingformysafty.2600:01:12,510--00:01:14,300就算我平安回家也不证明祈祷有效ThefactthatI'mhomesafedoesnotprovethatitworked.2700:01:14,300--00:01:16,180这个逻辑完全是个谬误Thelogicisposthocergopropterhoc.2800:01:18,410--00:01:22,200不我没有用爱斯基摩口吻跟你顶嘴No,I'mnotsassingyouinEskimotalk.2900:01:22,280--00:01:24,320我去告诉佩妮我们回来了I'mgonnagoletPennyknowwe'reback.3000:01:24,320--00:01:25,720妈妈我得挂了Mother,Ihavetogo.3100:01:25,720--00:01:27,940爱你拜Yeah,loveyou.Bye.3200:01:28,840--00:01:31,540好啊老朋友Hello,oldfriend.3300:01:39,840--00:01:41,390爹爹回来了Daddy'shome.3400:01:43,510--00:01:45,730莱纳德你回来啦Leonard,you'reback.3500:01:45,800--00:01:47,920对我过来跟你说...Yeah.Ijuststoppedbytosay--hmph!3600:01:53,000--00:01:55,060-嗨-嗨-Yeah.So,hi.-Hi.3700:02:03,130--00:02:06,600妈的早知道我先来说我们回来了Damnit,Ishouldhavegoneoverandtoldherwewereback.3800:02:12,030--00:02:14,070就是先到先得嘛Yeah,itwasfirst-come,first-serve.3900:02:34,210--00:02:35,810生活大爆炸第三季第一集4000:02:41,370--00:02:42,580先跟你们俩声明Ijustwantyoubothtoknow,4100:02:42,580--00:02:44,020等我发表我的发现时WhenIpublishmyfindings,4200:02:44,020--00:02:46,060我不会忘记你们的付出的Iwon'tforgetyourcontributions.4300:02:46,060--00:02:47,420-太好了-谢谢-Great.-Thanks.4400:02:48,100--00:02:50,590但在诺贝尔领奖感言中不能提及你们Ofcourse,Ican'tmentionyouinmyNobelacceptancespeech,4500:02:50,590--00:02:52,330不过写传记时butwhenIgetaroundtowritingmymemoirs,4600:02:52,330--00:02:54,040我会在注脚上提到你们youcanexpectaveryeffusivefootnote4700:02:54,040--00:02:55,590或者给你们一本我签名的传记andperhapsasignedcopy.4800:02:56,860--00:02:58,850我们得告诉他Wehavetotellhim.4900:02:58,850--00:03:00,250告诉我什么Tellmewhat?5000:03:00,250--00:03:03,380该死的瓦肯听力[星际迷航]DamnhisVulcanhearing.5100:03:04,890--00:03:07,580你们打算给我办派对是吧Youfellowsareplanningapartyforme,aren'tyou?5200:03:07,650--00:03:10,180谢尔顿坐Okay,Sheldon,sitdown.5300:03:10,240--00:03:13,340如果要搞主题派对的话先告诉你们Ifthere'sgoingtobeathemeIshouldletyouknow5400:03:13,410--00:03:16,140我不喜欢夏威夷式罗马式和海底式thatIdon'tcareforluau,togaorunderthesea.5500:03:18,600--00:03:20,510我们会记在心里Yeah,we'llkeepthatinmind.Look...5600:03:20,580--00:03:24,680我们想谈谈在北极发生的一些事WeneedtotalktoyouaboutsomethingthathappenedattheNorthPole.5700:03:24,750--00:03:27,140如果是说没有暖气那晚的事Ifthisisaboutthenighttheheatwentout,5800:03:27,200--00:03:30,470没什么好害臊的there'snothingtobeembarrassedabout.5900:03:30,540--00:03:32,090不是那件事It'snotaboutthat.6000:03:32,150--00:03:34,540我们说好不再提这个Andweagreedneverspeakofitagain.6100:03:34,610--00:03:36,320不就是一起裸睡嘛Soweslepttogethernaked.6200:03:39,250--00:03:42,180这只是以防体温骤降而已Itwasonlytokeepourcorebodytemperaturesfromplummeting.6300:03:43,760--00:03:45,790他还真说上了He'sspeakingaboutit.6400:03:45,860--00:03:47,300对我觉得这可以促进我们的感情Forme,itwasabondingmoment.6500:03:52,320--00:03:54,950谢尔顿你还记得开始几周Sheldon,yourememberthefirstfewweeks6600:03:55,020--00:03:57,360我们在探测磁单极子Wewerelookingformagneticmonopoles6700:03:57,390--00:03:59,690结果一无所获Andnotfindinganythingandyouwereacting6800:03:59,760--00:04:02,180你变成面目可憎的大JJ霸主吗likeanobnoxious,giantdictator?6900:04:02,240--00:04:04,240我以为要婉转点跟他说呢thoughtweweregoingtobegentlewithhim.7000:04:04,310--00:04:07,540所以我才加了霸主That'swhyIaddedthetator.7100:04:11,230--00:04:13,600接着终于测出一些可用数据时Andthenwhenwefinallygotourfirstpositivedata,7200:04:13,660--00:04:15,140你多高兴啊youweresohappy.7300:04:15,210--00:04:16,480是啊Oh,yes.7400:04:16,560--00:04:19,660用表情字符表达就是:D[笑脸]Intheworldofemoticons,Iwascolon,capitalD.7500:04:25,950--00:04:28,910其实你的仪器侦测的数据Well,inactuality,whatyourequipmentdetected7600:04:28,980--00:04:32,880不是范式转变单极子的证据wasn'tsomuche