Modern-Family-Scripts-1

ModernFamilyScriptsSeason1摩登家庭第一季iIndexModernFamilySeason1.................................................................................................i01“Pilot”.................................................................................................................102“TheBicycleThief”...........................................................................................1503“ComeFlyWithMe”........................................................................................2904“TheIncident”..................................................................................................4205“CoalDigger”....................................................................................................5506“RunForYourWife”.........................................................................................6907“EnGarde”.......................................................................................................8408“GreatExpectations”........................................................................................9709“Fizbo”............................................................................................................11110“UndeckTheHalls”........................................................................................12611“UpAllNight”.................................................................................................13912“NotInMyHouse”.........................................................................................15513“FifteenPercent”...........................................................................................16914“MoonLanding”.............................................................................................18415“MyFunkyValentine”....................................................................................19916“Fears”............................................................................................................21317“TruthBeTold”...............................................................................................22818“StarryNight”.................................................................................................24219“GameChanger”............................................................................................25620“Benched”......................................................................................................26921“TravelsWithScout”......................................................................................28322“Airport2010”................................................................................................29723“Hawaii”.........................................................................................................31324“FamilyPortrait”............................................................................................328ii01“Pilot”Claire:Kids,breakfast!Kids?Phil,wouldyougetthem?Phil:Yeah,justasec.Claire:Kids!Phil:Thatisso...Claire:Okay...Phil:Kids,getdownhere!Haley:Whyareyouguysyellingatus,whenwe'rewayupstairs,justtextme.Claire:Alright,that'snotgonnahappen,and,wow,you'renotwearingthatoutfit.Haley:What'swrongwithit?Claire:Honey,doyouhaveanythingtosaytoyourdaughter...aboutherskirt?Phil:Sorry?Ohyeah,thatlooksreallycutesweetheart!Haley:Thanks!Claire:No,it'swaytooshort,peopleknowyou'reagirl,youdon'tneedtoproveittothem.Alex:Lukegothisheadstuckinthebanisteragain.Phil:Igotit.Where'sthebabyoil?Claire:It'sonourbedsidetip...Idon'tknow,findit.Comeon!Claire:I...wasoutofcontrolgrowingup,there,youknow,Isaidit.I...I,Ijustdon'twantmykidstomakethesamebadmistakesimade.IfHaleyneverwouldexhibitonabeachinFlorida,halfnaked...I'vedonemyjob.Phil:Ourjob.Claire:Right...I'vedoneourjob.Gloria:BravoManny!Kickit!Kickit!Mannygo!No!Thatwasapenalty!Jay:Gloria,thereOwen'ssix.Let'stakeitdownanotch.1Gloria:We're,verydifferent.He'sfromthecity.Hehasbigbusiness.Icomefromasmallvillage,verypoor,butveryverybeautiful.It'sthenumberonevillageinNorth-Columbiaforallthe...what'stheword?Jay:Murders.Gloria:Yes,themurders.Gloria:Manny,stophim!Stophim!Boy:Dammit,Manny!aMom:Comeon,coach!You'vegottatakethatkidout!Gloria:Youwannatakehimout?HowaboutItakeyouout!?Jay:Honey,honey...Gloria:Whydon'tyouworryaboutyourson!He'sspentthefirsthalfwithhishandsinhispants!Josh:I'vewantedtotellherthatforthelastsixweeks...I'mJosh,Ryan'sdad.Gloria:Hi,I'mGloriaPritchett...Manny'smother.Josh:Oh,thismustbeyourdad.Jay:Herdad?Uh,no,no,that'sfunny.Actuallyno,I'mherhusband!Don'tbefooledbythe...Givemeasecondhere.Mitchell:Who'sthegoodgirl?Who'sthat?Oldlady:Oh,She'sadorable!Mitchell:Oh,thankyou!Oldlady:Heyprecious...Mitchell:Hello.Hi,hi.We'vejustadoptedherfromVietnamandwe'rebringingherhomeforthefirsttime.Man:She'sanangel.Youandyourwifemustbethrilled!Cameron:Sorry,sorry,sorry,Daddyneededsnacks.Hi!So,whatarewetalkingabout?Mitchell:Wehavebeentogetherfor...five,fiveyearsnow?Andwe'vedecidedwereallywantedtohaveababy...so,weinitiallyaskedoneofourlesbianfriendstobeasurrogate.2Cameron:Thenwefigure