新时代的好男人 英语PPT

nimenhao~你们好新时代的好男人Everymanhashisowngirlfriend.Ihaveone,too.ButmygirlfriendismoreredoubtablethanothersIwakeupbefore7:00ameverydayandthenpreparebreakfastforher.Ishouldarouseherfromsleep.Imustbeverycarefulnottobreakhersweetdream.ShealwaysforcesmetoelocntesomemovingandromanticpoemsbeforeIleaveandinadditionTochasethebuswhichshetakesforabout15minutes.Then,whenallthesethingshavebeendone,it’stimeformetogobackhomeandtakemybriefcase.Well,nowyouknowhowsassymygirlfriendis?YousayI’museless?No!I’maREALMAN!IfmygirlfriendandIarewalkingonthestreet,andatthattime,acrazy-dogcomestous.WhatshouldIdo?OfcourseIwillprotecther!AndI’malsoagentleman.Ineverstareatawomanformorethan3seconds,includingoldladies.Ineversmokeanddrink.Ineverplaywithbadguys.I’mjustlikeamovingfossilinthisnewcentury!Why?Why?whyIhavesuchagirlfriend?Whytheothergirlobeytheirboyfriends.ButImustobeymygirlfriend?ThisquestionI’vebeenaskedbymyfriendsformanytimes.ButI’venoanswer.Or,Ijustdon’twanttothinkaboutit.But,mygirlfriendalwaysasksmethemostdifficultquestionintheworld.Forexample…Whywon’tyoutakeoffyourhoseswhenyoubackhome?Howsmelling!I’mnowtakingoffmyshoes…What?!Itoldyoutotakeoffyourhoses.Butyoutoldmeyouarenowtakingoffyourshoes?!Noway!takeoffhosesfirst!But,I’mnowtakingoffmyshoes..So,Ibecomethefirstmanwhotakeoffhosesthentakeoffshoes.Exceptcleaningclothes,cleaningthehouseatnight…Iaccompanywithhertowatchboringmovies.Ifshecries,Imustcrymyeyesout.Ifshesmiles,Imustlaugh.IshouldreporttomygirlfriendwhatiwilltakeImustkeepmycellphoneopen,soshecanfindmewhenevershewant.Ifshehassometroubles,Imustdealwiththeminahurry.Whenshe’soff,I’vetohurrytothebus-stopandreceiveherwarmly.Everynight,Imustsingsongsforhertohelphermakesweetdreams.Everyday,Itakecareofherinsuchakindway.Well,anormalmancan’tbearthislife.Shoutingatmeisuseless.I’vealreadyusedofit.Whyifpreparebreakfastforher?Becausesheletsmerealizemymum’shardworkoneverydaymorning.SoI’lllovemymumandmykid’smummore.WhyIconveyhertobus-stop?Becauseshe’dliketotakeonemoresightofme.WhyIcan’ttakeonesightoftheotherwomen?Becauseshe’safraidoflosingme.WhyIshouldreporttohereverydaybeforemealtime?Becauseshewasratherconceredaboutmyhealth.Whysheneedsmeatanytime?Becauseshecaresmesomuch.WhyItrymybesttohelpher?Becauseshejustwantsmetohelpher.WhyIreceiveherwhenshe’soff?BecauseI’mtheonesheliketomeetfirstafterwork.WhyIlaughandcrywithher?Becauseshewantsmetoknowherheart.WhyIsingsongstobringherintodreams?Becauseshe’safraidoflosingmeinherdream.I’llstilltakecareofherandloveherwithoutanyreason.Loversshouldloveeachother.Because…TheEnd!!!!Thanksforwatching~~~Byebye~~~