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811TheOneWithRoss’BigStepForward[Scene:CentralPerk,RachelislookingaroundtheshopasPhoebereturnsfromgettingsomemorecoffee.]Rachel:Phoebe?Phoebe:Yeah?Rachel:Lookatthatguybythewindow,wow!Phoebe:He’sawfullyshortandIthinkhe’stalkingtohimself.Andtobecompletelyhonest,he’snotthatgoodinbed.Rachel:Oh,whatiswrongwithmelately?Imeanit’slikeeveryguyIsee—Imeanlookhere.(Pointsbehindthem)Lookatthatguyforexample,Imeannormallythat’snotsomeoneIwould-wouldbeattractedtoo,butrightnow,withthewayI’mfeeling,allIwanttodoisripoffhissweatpantsandfannypack.Phoebe:Waitasecond!Thisisabouttheforthmonthofyourpregnancyright?Rachel:Yeah.Phoebe:Thisiscompletelynormal,aroundtheforthmonthyourhormonesstartgoingcrazy.Rachel:Really?!Sothishashappenedtoyou?Phoebe:Ohabsolutelyyeah!Ohandkeepinmindnow,Iwascarryingtripletssoin,y’know,medicaltermsIwas-Iwasthriceasrandy.Rachel:Wow!Thisexplainssomuch!Lastweekend,IwentfromstoretostoresittingonSanta’slap.Phoebe:Yeah.Yeah,IremembertryingtostealacardboardcutoutofEvanderHolyfieldfromaFootLocker.Rachel:Ah.Phoebe:Yeah.Rachel:Well,y’knowwhat?IgoseemydoctortomorrowI’llaskheraboutthis.Maybeshecangivemeapillorsomething.Phoebe:Yeah.Yeah,that’swhatyouneedagood…pill.OpeningCredits[Scene:CentralPerk,JoeyandRossarethereasMonaenters.]Mona:Hey!(ToJoey)Hey!Ross:Hi!Mona:Hi!Look!IgotourpicturesdevelopedfromRockefellerCenter.Ross:Ohgreat!Hey-heyJoey,doyouwanttocheckoutpicturesofmeandMonaiceskating?Joey:Ohuh,ordinarilyIwouldlovetoo,butIamjustswampedrightnow.(Brushessomethingoffofhisshirtandlooksaround,butdoesn’tmovefromhischair.)Ross:Heywhere-wherearethepicturesthatcreepypretzelvendortookofustogether?Mona:Ohyeah,probablyattheend.(Flipstotheend.)OhmyGod!Heonlytookpicturesofmybreasts!Joey:I’mmissin’picturetime?!(Jumpsovertolook,Rossglaresathimandheretreats.)Phoebe:(sittingdownnexttoRoss)Y’knowshehasafaceRoss!Mona:Okay.Okay,here’sagoodoneofus.Ross:Wow!Thatisagoodone!Wow,itlookslikea,likeaholidaycardy’know,withthetreeinthemiddleandtheskatersandthesnow.Mona:Y’know,everyyearIsayI’mgonnasendoutholidaycardsandIneverdo811罗斯向前跨了一大步菲比.干嘛?看看窗边那个男人.哇.一个小矮子耶.还在一个人自言自语.说句老实话,他的床上工夫一定很差.噢,我最近怎么搞的啊?我意思是我见到的男人都好吧,打比方说那个男的.通常来说，我是不会对这种男人感兴趣的但现在我唯一想做的就是把他的裤子扒光.等一下，你现在已经怀孕了四个月了，对吗？是啊.那么这就完全正常了.四个月左右,你的荷尔蒙就会乱来了.真的吗?那你也试过会这样?那还用说.肯定啦噢，我还记得,我怀着三胞胎.在医学术角度上说我比你更难受三倍呢.哇,我终于搞懂啦~~.上个周末,我走了很多家商店为的是给圣诞老人抱一抱呢.对了对了，我还试着把那个荷里菲特（重量级拳王）的硬纸版人像偷回来呢.是吗,噢.你知道吗,我明天要去见一下医生.我要问一下他这个问题.或者他可以给我点什么药丸吃吃.对，对,你就需要那个,一些好的丸.嘿.嗨.嘿.我把我们在洛克菲勒中心拍的照片拿回来了.噢,是吗.嘿乔伊要看看我和Mona溜冰的照片吗?噢,厄...平常的话我会看的不过我的手出了很多汗.那些饼干店老板帮我们拍的照片呢?噢,对了,应该是在后面.噢天啊.他拍的都是我的胸部.it.Doyouwanna,doyouwannasendthisoneouttogether?Ross:(pause)Together?Like-liketopeople?Mona:Yeah,y’know.HappyholidaysfromMonaandRoss.It’llbecute,okay?Ross:Okay.(Nothappyaboutit.)Mona:Oh,Igottagettowork.Socallmelater?Ross:Uhsure,sure.Mona:Byeguys.Phoebe:Bye.(Monaexits.)Joey:(ToRoss)Congratulations!Youjustgotmarried!Ross:Iknow.Canyoubelievethat?Phoebe:Wait,I’m-I’msorry.What’sthebigdealaboutaholidaycard?Ross:Marriedcouplessendoutcards,familiessendoutcards,peoplewhohavebeendatingforacoupleofmonthsdonotsendoutcards!What-whatisshecrazy?!Joey:Hey-hey-hey,heythat’syourwifeyou’retalkingabout![Scene:Chandler’sOffice,hisbossDougisenteringMonicaisthereaswell.]Doug:Bing!Ho!AndtheBing-ette!Chandler:Honey,youremembermybossDougright?Monica:Yes,hi.Doug:Hi.Sogoodnews,thedivorceisfinal.IsignedthepapersthisA.M.Chandler:Ididn’tknowyouandCarolweregettingdivorced,I’msorry.Doug:Sorry?Finallychewedmylegoutofthatbeartrap.Hey,congratulationstoyouguysthough!Monica:Nolegchewingforussir.Doug:Ohwell,giveittime.Sothedivorce,themarriage,we’vegotalottocelebrate.Howaboutweallgoouttodinnertomorrownight?Monica:Ican’tthinkofanythingwe’redoing.(Quietly)Whycan’tIthinkofanythingwe’redoing?Doug:Tomorrownightitisthen,Ishouldbeoutofcourtbysix.TheykeepthrowingthesesexualharassmentcasesatmeandIkeepknockingthemoutofthepark!Monica:Okay,I’llseeyoutomorrow!(Dougexits.)Justsoyouknow,we’renotseeinghimtomorrow.(Chandlerwonderswhy.)I-Icannotspendanothereveningwiththatman.Doyourememberhowhebehavedatourwedding?Chandler:No.Monica:That’sbecausehewasn’tinvitedbecauseofthewayhebehavedatourengagementparty.Chandler:Ohyeah.Boy,urinecutsrightthroughanicesculpturedoesn’tit?[Scene:Ross'sApartment,there’saknockonthedoorandheopensittoMona.]Mona:Hi!Ross:Hey!Mona:Hey,Iwentbythephotoshop,takealook,hereisamockupofourcard.Whatdoyouthink?Ross:Huh.Wow,thisisgreat.Mona:Now,doyouthinkitshouldsay,LoveRossandMona?Ross:Well,we-wehaven’tsaidthattoeachotheryet,butIguessitsokaytosayittootherpeople.Mona:Howmanydidyouwant?I’mgettingahundred.Ross:Ahundred?!Well,I-IguessI’lltakea—Mona,uh…I-I’mnotsureabout我还是来看看好了?你要拍她的脸才行啊,罗斯.好了,好了,总算有张象样的合照了.哇,拍的不错耶.哇,象明信片一样哦.你看,中间的那棵大树还有那些溜冰的人和雪景.你知道吗每一年我都想要送出明信片但是我一次都没有实现不如我们今年一起送出这张吧?一起?你指两个人?是啊,你想想,节日快乐-Mona和罗斯.那一定很可爱了对吗?是啊.噢,我要上班了.记得要找我哦?噢肯定啦.大家再见.再见.恭喜你了,你刚结婚了.我知道,你能相信吗?等等,我不明白一张节日明信片有什么大不了的?夫妇会寄出他们的卡.一家人会寄出他们的卡.但才约会了几个月的恋人是不会寄出他们的卡的.她有什么毛病吗?嘿嘿,你说的是你老婆啊.宾!噢,还有接宾放学的人.噢老婆还记得我的上司Doug吗?当然,你好.你好.有好消息--离婚已经办好.上午我去签字了.噢,我不知道你和Carol要离婚呢.真替你难过.难过?我终于把脚从陷阱里拔出来了.嘿无论怎样，恭喜你们了.是啊,我们的脚都没受伤呢.是吗,走着瞧.那么,离婚的事,