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AliceInWonderlandscriptTheFirstAct(AliceandAlice’sfatherenteronthestage)Alice:I'mfallingDownadarkhole.ThenIseestrangecreatures.Alice’sfather:Whatkindofcreatures?Alice:There'sadodobird,arabbitinawaistcoatandasmilingcatAlice’sfather:Ididnotknowcatscouldsmile.Alice:NeitherdidI.Andthereisabluecaterpillar.Alice’sfather:Abluecaterpillar?Alice:DoyouthinkI'vegoneroundthebend?Alice:I'mafraidso.You'remad,bonkers,offyourhead.ButI'lltellyouasecret.Allthebestpeopleare.It'sonlyadream,Alice,nothingcanharmyouthere.Butifyougettoofrightened,Youcanalwayswakeup.Likethis…TheSecondActThirteenyearslaterAlice:Mustwego?Alice’smother:Yes,wemust.Alice:Fatherwouldhavelaughed.I'msorry.I'mtired.Ididn'tsleepwelllastnight.Alice’smother:Didyouhavebaddreamsagain?Alice:Onlyone.It'salwaysthesame,eversinceIcanremember.Doyouthinkthat'snormal?Don'tmostpeoplehavedifferentdreams?Alice’smother:Idon'tknow.Hamish’smother:Alice,Hamishiswaitingtodancewithyou.Go.Alice’smother:Sorry.Hamish’smother:Oh!Letitpast.(AlicedancewithHamish)(Inthepavilion,inthefaceofall,HamishproposingtoAlice)Hamish:Willyoubemywife?Alice?Alice:Well...Everyoneexpectsmeto.And,you'reaLord.Myfacewon'tlastandIdon'twanttoenduplike…Butthisishappeningsoquickly,I...IthinkI...Ineedamoment.(Alicefollowedtherabbitcametoabigtree.shefellintoablackholebelowthetree,thebottomoftheblackholehasahall,surroundedbyalotofdoors.Attheend,shefoundatinydoor.Thenshesawasmallkeywaslyingonthetableandasmallbottleofliquidmedicine,bottlethatread:”drinkme”)Alice:It’sonlyadream.(MiniatureAliceopenedthetinydoor,intotheundergroundkingdom.Shesawmanykindsofstrangecreatures)Alice:Thingsmoreandmorestrange.(Tweedledee,Tweedledumandtherabbitenteronthestage)Tweedledee:SheisAlice.Tweedledum:SheisnotAlice.Tweedledee:SheisAlice!Tweedledum:She’snotrealAlice!Alice:Whoareyou?Tweedledee:Oh,I'mTweedledeeandhe'sTweedledum.Tweedledum:Myfoot!I'mTweedledumandhe'sTweedledee.Rabbit:Don’tmindthem!I‘lltakeyoutofindAbsolum.Alice:WhoisAbsolum?(WhentheymeetAbsolum)Absolum:Whoareyou?Alice:Absolum?Absolum:YouarenotAbsolum,Iam.Theproblemisthatwhoyouare?Alice:Alice.(RabbittakeouttheOraculum)Rabbit:ThisisOraculum.Absolum:ShowhertheFrabjusDay.Rabbit:Yes,Frabjus,beingthedayyouslaytheJabberwocky.Alice:Sorry?Slaythewhat?Rabbit:ThatbeingyoutherewiththeVorpalsword.NootherswordscankilltheJabberwocky.Nohow.Ifitain'tVorpal,ain'tdeadAbsolum:Yougo,RedQueeniscoming.TheThirdAct(InRedQueen’spalace,RedQueenenteronthestage)RedQueen:Someonehasstolenthreeofmytarts!DidYoustealthem?GuardA:No,YourMajesty.RedQueen:DidYou?GuardB:No,YourMajesty.RedQueen:DidYoustealthem?GuardC:No,YourMajesty.RedQueen:Didyoustealmytart?GuardD:No,YourMajesty...RedQueen:It'scranberryjuice.GuardD:Iwassohungry!Ididn'tmeanto...RedQueen:Offwithhishead!GuardD:Myfamily!No,please,pleasedon't!Ihavelittleonestolookafter!Majesty!RedQueen:Oh,littleJack!Wherehaveyoubeenlurking?Jack:Majesty...IhavefoundtheOraculum.RedQueen:That?LookssoordinaryforanOraculum.Jack:Lookhere.FrabjusDay.RedQueen:I'dknowthattangledmessofhairanywhere.IsitAlice?Jack:Ibelieveitis.RedQueen:WhatisshedoingwithmydarlingJabberwocky?Jack:Sheappearstobeslatingit.RedQueen:ShekilledmyJabberbabywocky?Jack:Notyet.Butitwillhappenifwedon'tstopher.RedQueen:FindAlice,Jack.Findher!(JackwithagroupofsoldierstogolookingforAlice)TheFourthAct(AfterAliceescapedfromtheheavyhair,shecametoajunglebeast.ThenshemetChester.ChestertakesAlicetofindHatterandRabbit)Chester:Whatdoyoucallyourself?Alice:Alice.Chester:TheAlice?Alice:Therehasbeensomedebateaboutthat.Chester:Inevergetinvolvedinpolitics.You'dbestbeonyourway.Alice:Whatway?AllIwanttodoiswakeupfromthisdream.Chester:Fine.I'lltakeyoutotheHareandtheHatter,butIcanonlydothat.(Infrontofadesertedhut,Hatterisdrinkingtea.WhenhesawAlice,heisveryexcited)Rabbit:IsitthewrongAlice?Hatter:It'sabsolutelyAlice.You'reabsolutelyAlice.I'dknowyouanywhere.I'dknowhimanywhere!WemustconducttheFrabjusDay!All:TheFrabjusDay!TheFrabjusDay!Hatter:Haveyouanyideawhyaravenislikeawritingdesk?Rabbit&Chester:DownwiththeBloodyBigHead!DownwiththeBloodyBigHead!Alice:What?Hatter:BloodyBigHead,beingTheRedQueen.Chester:What’sthematterwithyou?Hatter,youusedtobeapistachionuts.Youusedtobethebestfordwigginsdancerhere.Alice:What?Fordwiggins?Hatter:Isakindofdance.OnthedayoftheFrabjusDay,whentheWhiteQueenwearingthecrownagain,Iwouldenjoydancingfordwiggins.(Jackledsoldiersfoundhere)Rabbit:Oh!TheRedQueenoneagain.Hatter:Waitaminute.It’sbettertotakehertoseetheWhiteQueen.Shewouldbesafeoverthere.(JackgrabbedHatter)Alice:DamnyouRedQueen!Wherewilltheytakehimtogo?Chester:ToRedQueen’spalace.Alice:Wemustsavehim.Chester:That’simpossble.Alice:Idon’tcare.Ifnotforme,hewouldn’tbecaught.Chester:Hey,what’sthis?Rabbit:Ohmygod!It’sVorpalsword.Eventhegodishelpingus.TheFrabjusDayiscomingsoon,youmusttopreparetoconfronttheJabberwocky.Usethisswordtokillit,thenyoucansavehim.Let’sgo,I’lltakeyoutoWhiteQueen’spalace.TheFifthActWhiteQueen:WelcometoMarmoreal.Alice:Ibelievethisbelongstoyou.WhiteQueen:TheVorpalswordishomeagain.TheArmoriscomplete.Nowallweneedisachampion.Comewithme.There's