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AlextheLion:Well,Isaywejustaskthesebozoswherethepeopleare.Julian:[fromthegroundunderneathAlex]Excuseme.Webozoshavethepeopleofcourse!MelmantheGiraffe:Hey,thebozoshavethepeople.AlextheLion:Oh,well,great.Good.Phew!Julian:They'reupthere.[pointsupatskeletondanglingfromtree,wearingaparachuteharness]Julian:Don'tyoulovethepeople?Notaverylivelybunch,though.2.GloriatheHippo:Gotalktohim.AlextheLion:ButIgavehimasnowglobe!Ican'tbeatthat!3.MelmantheGiraffe:[MelmanpresentsMartywithagift-wrappedthermometer]MartytheZebra:Ah,thisisgreat!Thanks![heputsitinhismouthandposes]MelmantheGiraffe:Ireallywantedtogiveyouapersonalpresent.Doyouknowthatwasmyfirstrectalthermometer?MartytheZebra:[Martyspitsitoutandretches]4.MelmantheGiraffe:Hey,Alex.Psst,Alex.Alex.AlextheLion:Whatisit,Melman?MelmantheGiraffe:OK,youknowhowIhavetogetupeverytwohoursbecauseofmybladderinfectionandgoforawee?Well,thistimeIwaswalkingpastMarty'spen,andusuallyIdontlookinit,butthistimeIwaswalkin'past,andI?AlextheLion:What,Melman?Whatisit?MelmantheGiraffe:It'sMarty...He'sgone!MelmantheGiraffe:[looksatholeingroundthepenguinshavedug]Howlonghashebeenworkingonthis?[shoutsgentlydownhole]MelmantheGiraffe:Marty.Marty!5.Julian:Doesanybodyelsehavetheheebee-jeebees?6.Julian:Allwehavetodoiswaituntiltheyareinadeepsleep...[10-secondpause]Julian:[shouts]Howlongisthisgoingtotake?7.MelmantheGiraffe:I'vedividedmywillintothreeequalparts.[wavewashesagainsttheshore,destroying1/3ofthewill]MelmantheGiraffe:Oh,sorryAlex.8.[MauricejusttoldMartythathewassteak]MartytheZebra:Oh,c'mon!DoIlooklikeasteaktoyou?AlextheLion:Yeah!MartytheZebra:SeeItoldyouIdon'tlooklikeno...what?9.Julian:[MortgrabsJulian'sfoot]WhatdidItellyouaboutthefeet!Mauricedidn'tItellhimaboutthefeet!Maurice:Hedidtellyouaboutthefeet.MorttheMouseLemur:[cutely]Hehe!10.AlextheLion:I'mgonnakillyou,Marty!MartytheZebra:Takeiteasy!Takeiteasy!AlextheLion:Andstrangleyou!MartytheZebra:Calmdown!AlextheLion:ThenI'mgonnaburyyou,thendigyouupandcloneyou,andkillallyourclones!MartytheZebra:20-secondtime-out!AlextheLion:AndthenI'mnevertalkingtoyouagain!11.[MartytheZebraandAlextheLionrunningtowardseachotheronthebeachinslowmotionwitharmsoutstretchedandChariotsofFiremusic]AlextheLion:Marty!MartytheZebra:Alex!AlextheLion:Marty!MartytheZebra:Alex!AlextheLion:Marty!MartytheZebra:Alex!AlextheLion:[angrily]Marty!MartytheZebra:[afraid]Alex?AlextheLion:[real-time]Marty!MartytheZebra:Oh,SugarHoneyIceTea!12.Julian:Who'dlikeacookie?13.Julian:Canyounotseeyouhaveinsultedthefreak?14.SkipperthePenguin:We'vebeenrattedout,boys.15.MartytheZebra:[doingarmpitfarts]Yeah!Youdon'tseethatonAnimalPlanet.16.MartytheZebra:You'rebitingmybutt!AlextheLion:[withMarty'sbuttinhismouth]No,I'mnot.17.AlextheLion:[toMarty]Youknowyourblackandwhitestripes?Theycanceleachotherout!18.Julian:[toMort]Oh,shutup,you'resoannoying!19.Maurice:WhatifMr.AlexisevenworsethentheFoosa?I'mtellin'you,thatdudejustgivesmetheheebiedabajeebies!Julian:Maurice,youdidnotraiseyourhand.Therefore,yourheinouscommentwillbestrickenfromtherecord.Doesanyoneelsehavetheheebie-jeebiesforMr.Alex?No?Good.Soshutup.20.AlextheLion:Oh,great!SanDiego.ThatmeansIhavetocompetewithShamuandhissmuglittlegrin.Ican'ttopthat!Can'ttopit!21.AlextheLion:ShutupSpalding!22.Maurice:Whereareyougiantsfrom?AlextheLion:We'refromNewYork.Julian:AllhailtheNewYorkGiants!23.GloriatheHippo:Don'tmakemecomeupthere,I'llgetthewhuppin'onbothofy'all.24.GloriatheHippo:Comeon,weareNewYorkers,right?MartytheZebra:Yeah.GloriatheHippo:We'retough!We'regritty!MartytheZebra:Yeah!GloriatheHippo:We'readaptable!MelmantheGiraffe:Yeah!GloriatheHippo:AndwearenotgonnalaydownlikeabunchofMelmans!MelmantheGiraffe:No,we'renot!25.AlextheLion:[exhaustedfromrunningandcallingallnight]Marty,Melman,Gloria.Gloria,Melman,Marty.Marty,Gelman,Gloria,Marty,Melman,Morty,Morty,Gelman,Regis,Kelly.Matt,Katie,Al.26.Maurice:[flatly]Presentingyourroyalhighness,ourillustriousKingJuliantheXIII,self-proclaimedlordofthelemurs,etcetera,etcetera,hooray,everybody.27.MartytheZebra:Thisplaceiscrackalacking.Oh,Icouldhanghere.Icouldhanghere.28.GloriatheHippo:Whatkindofzooisthis?MelmantheGiraffe:Ijustsawtwenty-sixblatanthealthcodeviolations.MartytheZebra:I'mlovingSanDiego.Thisplaceisoffthechizain.MelmantheGiraffe:Twenty-seven.29.MelmantheGiraffe:Hey!Hey,youguys!Thatroomhassomeniftylittlesinkswecanwashupin,andlook![Takesurinalcakeoutofmouth]MelmantheGiraffe:Freemints!30.Julian:Wethankyouwithenormousgratitudeforchasingawaythefoosa.GloriatheHippo:Thewho-sa?Julian:Thefoosa.Theyarealwaysannoyingusbytrespassing,interruptingourparties,andrippingourlimbsoff.31.MartytheZebra:[aboutKingJulian]He'sgotstyle.AlextheLion:Whatishe,like,kingoftheguineapigs?MelmantheGiraffe:Ithinkit'sasquirrel.Julian:Welcome,giantpansies.Pleasefeelfreetobaskinmyglow.AlextheLion:Definitelyasquirrel.MelmantheGiraffe:Yep,asquirrel.32.GloriatheHippo:It'snotpeople,it'sanimals.MelmantheGiraffe:Californiaanimals.Dude.MartytheZebra:ThisislikeaPuffyparty.33.MelmantheGiraffe:SanDiego.GloriatheHippo:SanDiego?MelmantheGiraffe:White,sandybeaches;cleverlysimul