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Didyouknowthatduringpregnancy..你知道怀孕的时候…yourfingersswelluptotwicetheirsizeandnevergoback?你的手指会肿成两倍大而且再也不会消了吗？Oh,myGod!Letmeseethat.天啊，让我看看Youfallforiteverytime.你每次都会上当Hey!Ibroughtyoumyoldmaternityclothes.我把我的旧孕妇装拿来给你Oh,Pheebs,that'ssosweet.Oh,thosearesocute!菲比，那真的是太棒了好可爱喔！Look.Seehowtheyexpandasthebabygrows?你看，宝宝越长越大它们也会跟着撑开来Andafterthebaby'sbornthey'regreatforshopliftingmelons.宝宝出生后可以穿它去偷西瓜Good,you'reallhere.Thanksgiving,4:00.太好了，你们都在感恩节，明天四点GuesswhoIinvited?RememberWillCulvertfromhighschool?你猜我邀请了谁？还记得高中同学威尔卡佛特吗？-No.-HewasinRoss'class.-不-他跟罗斯同班Marchingband,waskindofoverweight.Reallyoverweight.他是仪仗队的，有点胖他是个大胖子Iwashisthinfriend.我属于他瘦朋友那一群Idon'tremember.Areyoutalkingaboutyourimaginaryboyfriend?我不记得你是说你假想的男朋友吗？No,thatwasJared.不，那是贾拉德Wow.Haven'tthoughtabouthiminalongtime.我好久没有想起他了Will'shereonbusiness,andhedidn'thaveaplacetogo,soIinvitedhimhere.威尔来城里出差，他没地方可去所以我邀请他过来-That'snice.-Oh,he'slostabunchofweight.-那很好啊-他减肥成功Helooksgood.Okay,Imeanreallygorgeous.他看起来很不错好吧，他真的是帅呆了-IstillloveChandler.-Wouldn'thurtyoutosayitonceinawhile.-我还爱着钱德-偶尔说一下不会要你命的Justsoyouknow,I'mnotgonnamakeaturkeythisyear..先说好了今年我不煮火鸡…-What?-Phoebedoesn'teatturkey.-什么？-菲比不吃火鸡-Phoebe!-Turkeysarebeautiful,intelligentanimals.-菲比-火鸡是漂亮聪明的动物No,they'renot!They'reuglyandstupidanddelicious!不是的他们既丑又笨，也很好吃Plus,eatingthemislikeatradition.而且吃火鸡是传统ItgoesbacktothefirstThanksgivingwhenthelndianssatdownwiththecowboys.这得回溯至第一次过感恩节时印第安人跟牛仔坐在一起Oh,right.That'swhentheyhadthatbigrodeoatPlymouthRock.对，那个时候他们在普利茅斯石办牛仔表演It'snotjustPhoebe.Will'sstillonadiet,Chandlerdoesn'teatThanksgivingfood..不只是菲比，威尔还在节食钱德不吃感恩节食物…-Rachel'shavingheraversiontopoultry.-Sheis?-瑞秋对家禽类反胃-是吗？Yeah.Remember?Ihadtoleavetheotherdaywhenyouhadthatchicken.对，记得吗？那天你吃鸡肉时我得走开IthoughtthatwasbecauseIputthewholething..我以为那是因为我手里…onmyhandandmadeitwalkacrossthetable.拿着鸡要他在桌上走的关系It'snotworthittomakeawholeturkeyforjustthreepeople.It'salotofwork.为了三个人做一只火鸡太不划算了那真的很费功夫ButyougottahaveturkeyonThanksgiving!但感恩节一定要吃火鸡啊ThanksgivingwithnoturkeyislikeFourthofJulywithnoapplepie.感恩节不吃火鸡就像国庆日不吃苹果派OrFridaywithnotwopizzas.或是星期五不吃两个披萨Fine,ifitmeansthatmuchtoyou.Butthere'sgonnabeatonleftover.好吧，如果它真的对你很重要但到时候一定会剩下很多No.IpromiseIwillfinishthatturkey.不，我发誓我会把那只火鸡吃完You'retellingmeyoucaneatalmostanentireturkeyinonesitting?你是说你可以一次吃掉一整只火鸡？That'sright.BecauseI'maTribbiani!Thisiswhatwedo.没错，因为我是崔比亚尼家的人这是我们的专长Wemaynotbegreatthinkersorworldleaders..我们不是伟大的思想家或世界领袖…wedon'treadalotorrunfast,butdamnit,wecaneat!我们书念的不多，跑不快但该死，我们是大胃王TheOneWithTheRumour本集播出：谣言Fourwidereceivers.Onthirdand18.第四次长传，第三次18码Isn'titweirdhownextyeartherewillbeababyatthetable?明年桌边会坐一个宝宝感觉真的很奇怪吧？Rachel's.Butgoodtoknowwhereyou'reat.我是指瑞秋的孩子但我很高兴你还有在听我说话-Hey!-Hey!-嘿-嘿-HappyThanksgiving.-Youtoo!-感恩节快乐-你也是-CanIhelp?-Yes.-需要我帮忙吗？-好啊Chandlerusuallyhelps,buthe'sintothegame.通常钱德会帮忙但他看球赛看得正入迷Couldyoufoldthesenapkins?I'mgonnagoacrossthehalltocheckontheyams.麻烦你帮忙折餐巾我要去对面看看地瓜泥好了没No,sweetie.No,notlikethat.不，甜心，不是那样的We'renotatabarndance.我们不是在办农场舞会Foldthemlikeswans.IshowedyouatChristmas.Remember?把它们折成天鹅的形状我在耶诞节时教过你，记得吗？Yeah,italljustcamescreamingbacktome.记得，一切历历如新-Sohow'sthegame?-Ihavenoidea.-球赛还好看吗？-我不知道-What?-I'mpretendingtowatch..-什么？-我假装看球赛…soIdon'thavetohelpout.那样子就不必帮忙Idon'tbelieveyou!Thatisbrilliant!我不敢相信这招太高明了-AndMonicahasnoidea?-No.-摩妮卡不知道？-对Onceinawhile,IjustyellstuffattheTV.偶尔我会对着电视大叫Hey!What?Aw!Hey!嘿，什么？啊-Yourteamwinning?-Andersonjustscoredagain.-你的球队赢了吗？-安德森刚刚又得分了ThereisnoAnderson.根本就没有安德森这号人物Iwannagetinonthis.Hey,Mon?我也想如法炮制，摩妮卡Ican'thelpyouafterall.Ididn'trealizethisgamewason.我真的没办法帮你我不知道球赛打到哪里了-Youlikefootball?-Normally,Idon't.-你喜欢美式足球？-通常我是不喜欢But,youknow,GreenBayisplaying.但今天是绿湾队在比赛-YoulikeGreenBay?-It'sonlymyfavoritebay.-你喜欢绿湾队？-那是我最喜欢的海湾-HappyThanksgiving.-Will,I'msogladthatyoucame.-感恩节快乐-威尔，我很高兴你能来Youlookgreat.Youmust'velost..你看起来帅呆了，你一定减掉了…150pounds.I'llbeononeofthoseSubwaycommercials.150磅我会是潜水艇三明治广告的下一号人选-Apie!-It'snofat,nosugar,nodairy.-是派-零脂肪，无糖，也没有奶-It'snogood.Throwitout.-Meetsomepeople.-它不好吃，丢了它-我来介绍你们认识Thisismyhusband,Chandler.ThisisWill.他是我丈夫钱德他是威尔Oh,hey.I'dshakeyourhandbutI'mreallyintothegame.我很想跟你握手但我忙着看球赛Plus,it'dbebetterformyegoifwedidn'tstandnexttoeachother.而且我们两个只要不站在一起就不会伤了我的自尊-ThisisPhoebe.-Hi.-她是菲比-嗨Hey.Wow!嘿，哇Welldone.做的好-Wannagivemeahand?-Ican'tgetoverhowgreatyoulook.-你要帮我吗？-我真的觉得你很漂亮-Youlookincredibletoo.You'resofit.-I'mwatchingthegame,butI'mnotdeaf.-你也很帅，你的身材真棒-我在看球赛，但我没聋-Imeanttotellyou,Rossiscoming.-Great,IloveRoss.-我一直想告诉你，罗斯也会来-太棒了，我喜欢罗斯Good.AndRachelGreenetoo.很好，瑞秋葛林也会来-Isthereaproblem?-No.It'sokay.-有问题吗？-没有，没关系的It'sjust..God,Ihatedher.那只是…天啊，我恨她-What?-Ihatedher.-什么？-我恨她Shewashorribletomeinhighschool.高中时她对我很凶Buthey,thatwasalongtimeago.I'minagoodplace.Mightbefuntoseeheragain.但那是很久以前的事了，现在我很好或许再见到她会很有趣Gotanycakesorcookiesorsomething?你有蛋糕或饼干吗？No,Will!No!不，威尔It'sbeenawhilesincewescreamed.Maybeweshould.我们很久没大叫了或许我们该大叫一下-Oh,okay.No!-Comeon!-好吧，不！-加油Damnyou,ref!Youburninhell!该死的裁判，下地狱去吧！Whatareyoudoing?You'vegotanentireturkeytoeat.你在做什么？你还得吃掉一整只火鸡Letmeexplaintoyouhowthehumanbodyworks.让我跟你解释一下人体的运作方式Ihavetowarmupmystomachfirst.我得先让我的胃暖暖身-Eatingchi