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《神偷奶爸1》(DespicableMe1)英中字幕请问先生这里有洗手间吗?Excuseme,sir,isthereacommode?Justin!Justin!快亲爱的给我拍张手举金字塔的照片Quick,honey,takemypicture.Igotthepyramidinmyhand.Justin你快给我回来!Justin,yougetbackhererightnow!不站住!No,stop!-不不!拦住他!-快回去!别爬!-No,no!Stophim!-Goback!Don'tclimb!等等等等Wait,wait.别动放松小朋友Holdon.Easy,littleboy.好了站住孩子!站着别动不!Okay,stop,child!Stoprightthere.No!不不不!他掉下去了No,no,no!Therehegoes.Justin!Justin!我能接住!我能接住!I'vegothim!I'vegothim!今晚埃及曝出一条爆炸性的新闻OutrageinEgypttonightasitwasdiscovered胡夫金字塔遭人偷走thattheGreatPyramidofGizahadbeenstolen取而代之的竟然是一只巨大的充气仿制品andreplacedbyagiantinflatablereplica.事件引起全球恐慌各国人民Thereispanicthroughouttheglobeascountriesandcitizens都在尽力保护自己国家的地标trytoprotecttheirbelovedlandmarks.执法部门仍然毫无线索Lawenforcementstillhasnoleads,大家都在猜测到底哪个大坏蛋leavingeveryonetowonder,whichoftheworld'svillains才是这起卑劣罪行的主谋isresponsibleforthisheinouscrime?他的下一步行动又是什么?Andwherewillhestrikenext?今天我心情很坏很坏I'mhavingabad,badday于是现在火力全开It'sabouttimethatIgetmyway眼前的一切全都碾烂SteamrollingwhateverIsee冷冻光线!冷冻光线!冷冻光线!Freezeray!Freezeray!Freezeray!今天我心情很坏很坏I'mhavingabad,badday你要因此恨我我也不会记怀Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay看好了这可不好玩Watch,thisissofuntosee因为我是大坏蛋Despicableme早啊Gru!Morning,Gru!你好啊Howyoudoing?你好FredHello,Fred.提醒你一下你家的狗把我家院子拉得到处都是狗屎FYI,yourdoghasbeenleavinglittlebombsallovermyyard,这我可不喜欢andIdon'tappreciateit.抱歉这也没办法狗就是喜欢到处乱跑Sorry.Youknowdogs.Theygowherevertheywanttogo.死了就不会乱跑了Unlessthey'redead.我开玩笑的!I'mjoking!可我也没说错祝你愉快Although,itistrue.Anyway,haveagoodone.好吧Okay.Yeah.眼前的一切全都碾烂SteamrollingwhateverIsee因为我是大坏蛋Despicableme今天我心情很坏很坏I'mhavingabad,badday你要因此恨我我也不会记怀Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay因为我是大坏蛋Despicableme开什么玩笑!You'vegottobepullingonmyleg!有人吗?Hello!要买饼干吗?Cookiesforsale.走开家里没人Goaway.I'mnothome.有人我听见你说话了Yes,youare.Iheardyou.不你没听见这是No,youdidn't.This这是录音isarecording.-不不是录音-就是录音-No,itisn't.-Yes,itis.听好了有事请留言哔--Watchthis.Leaveamessage,beep.再见了录音先生Goodbye,recordedmessage.Agnes快跟上Agnes,comeon.Kyle!Kyle!坏狗狗!不!不不坐下我的小松饼Baddog!No!No,no.Sit.Mymuffin.Gru!Gru!Nefario博士DrNefario.我知道你现在是什么感觉Iknowhowyoumustbefeeling.因为我也一样正承受着巨大的挫败感I,too,haveencounteredgreatdisappointment,但你在我眼里永远都是最伟大的butinmyeyes,youwillalwaysbeoneofthegreats.怎么了?出什么事了?What?Whathappened?新闻上都在播呢!It'salloverthenews!某个家伙盗走了一座金字塔Somefellajuststoleapyramid.他们都说跟他相比我们这些其他坏蛋都...They'resayinghemakesallothervillainslook太菜了lame.集合喽罗们开会!Assembletheminions!喽啰们集合了!Minions,assemble!好的好的Okay.Okay.嘿!Hey!气色不错啊Kevin!家里人都好吗?Lookinggood,Kevin!Howisthefamily?Good?很好Allright.这才是我的小Billy!你好吗Larry?That'smyBillyboy!Whatup,Larry?大家好!Hello,everybody!很好很好!Yeah,allright!安静安静!Simmerdown.Simmerdown!谢谢好了Thankyou,okay.我想你们也应该都听说了Now,Irealizethatyouguysprobablyheard某个坏蛋偷走了金字塔aboutthisothervillainwhostolethepyramids.这确实很牛BApparently,it'sabigdeal.人人都说这是世纪大案什么的Peoplearecallingitthecrimeofthecenturyandstufflikethat.我会为这个紧张吗?不会!ButamIupset?No,Iamnot!虽然有那么一丁点Alittle,但我们今年也干得不错butwehavehadaprettygoodyearourselves,你们的名字全都记在功劳簿上了andyouguysareallrightinmybook.不别得意!No,noraises!你们都没什么好得意的You'renotgoingtogetanyraises.我们都做了些什么?Whatdidwedo?我们偷走了时代广场上的大屏幕!Well,westoletheTimesSquareJumboTron!漂亮!Nice!这就是我的风格That'showIroll.你们都喜欢用那东西看橄榄球是吧?Yeah,youalllikewatchingfootballonthat,huh?还不止这些Butthat'snotall.我们还偷走了自由女神像WestoletheStatueofLiberty,虽然是拉斯维加斯那个迷你版的thesmallonefromLasVegas.还有艾菲尔铁塔!也是拉斯维加斯的AndIwon'tevenmentiontheEiffelTower!AlsoVegas.好吧我当时还不想说Okay,Iwasn'tgoingtotellyouaboutthisyet,其实我正在策划一项大工程!butIhavebeenworkingonsomethingverybig!金字塔那事跟它根本没法比!Somethingthatwillblowthispyramidthingoutofthewater!这还多亏了我的好朋友Nefario博士...AndthankstotheeffortsofmygoodfriendDrNefario...谢谢!Thankyou!他来了Thereheis.看他多有型He'sstyling.我们查到一间秘密实验室里Now,wehavelocatedashrinkray藏着缩小射线只要我们把它到手inasecretlab,andoncewetakethisshrinkray,我们就能够wewillhavethecapability犯下真正意义上的世纪大案topulloffthetruecrimeofthecentury.我们要去偷的是...Wearegoingtosteal...等等等等!我还没说是什么呢Wait,wait!Ihaven'ttoldyouwhatitisyet.嘿Hey.Dave注意听好了Dave,listenup,please.接下来我们要去偷的是Next,wearegoingtosteal,这时候停顿一下才给力pauseforeffect,月球!themoon!一旦月球落到我手里Andoncethemoonismine,想要我交出来的话整个世界都得满足我的任何条件!theworldwillgivemewhateverIwanttogetitback!而我就会成为前无古人后无来者的超级大坏蛋!AndIwillbethegreatestvillainofalltime!这就是我要说的That'swhatI'mtalkingabout.喂?Yes?喂Gru?我做了下预算Hello,Gru?I'vebeencrunchingsomenumbers,我们可没那么多钱玩这个andIreallydon'tseehowwecanaffordthis.根本就不可行我可创造不了奇迹Itcan'tbedone.I'mnotamiracleworker.嘿别紧张Hey,chillax.我再去银行贷笔款他们都喜欢我!I'lljustgetanotherloanfromthebank.Theyloveme!Edith别玩了!Edith,stopit!干嘛?我就走路嘛What?I'mjustwalking.Hattie小姐女童收留所-嗨Hattie小姐我们回来了-嗨Hattie小姐我们回来了-Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.-Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.你们好姑娘们!Hello,girls!我们不在的时候有人来领养我们吗?Anybodycometoadoptuswhilewewereout?我想想Letmethink.没有!No!Edith!你把什么放我桌上了?Edith!Whatdidyouputonmydesk?泥巴派Amudpie.你这样可别想有人来领养Edith知道吗?You'renevergonnagetadopted,Edith.Youknowthat,don'tyou?-知道了-很好-Yeah,Iknow.-Good.那么指标完成得怎么样啊?姑娘们So,howdiditgo,girls?Didwemeetourquotas?还行Sortof.我们卖了43个薄荷饼干30个巧克力卷还有18个椰子饼干Wesold43mini-mints,30choco-swirlies,and18coco-nutties.好吧Okay.你是说今天卖得很不错喽Well,yousaythatlikeit'sagreatsaleday.你看我的表情!Lookatmyface!你还觉得今天卖得不错吗?Doyoustillthinkit'sagreatsaleday?18个椰子饼干Eighteencoco-nutties.我想你们还能做得好些是不是啊?Ithinkwecandoalittlebet