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一天武松刚旅游回来遇见一个酒店Oneday，WuSongjustmeetarestaurantontherouteafteratrip.第一幕武松:小二，上菜单，你们有什么招牌菜。Song:Water,doyouhaveanysignaturedishesformthemenu？小二:客官，我们店最棒的菜是蒜蓉蜗牛，要试试吗？Water:Sir,thebestdishisthesnailswithgarlicatthereseaurant,liketotrysome?Song:Nothanks,thatreallysoundsstrange,I'lltellwhat,justforgetthesnailsandbringmeanicejuicybeevesandalargeofwine.小二:客官，我们的酒是三碗不过岗，你还是来小杯的吧。Water:Sir,threebowlsmakeitdifficulttopasstheGang,liketotrysmallcup?武松:我平生三大好，第三就是喝酒，磨磨唧唧什么，快上酒！Song:Ihavethreehobbies,thirdistodrinkwine.Don'tbetooslowandgofast![旁白:小二给个奇怪的眼神，下去了。武松在吃酒，这时，老板娘端菜上来了。]Watergivehimastartledlookthenleft.HerecomesthelandladywhenSongisdrinkingwine.第二幕[武松酒喷，因为老板娘妆容太吓人]Landlady:sir，whereyoucamefromandwheredoyougo?Song:ItraveledtoSingaporeyesterday,itisreallyinterestingthereandthetrafficisverywell.Landlady:Really?Song:that’sforsure.Hey,arethispictureofyouinthewall?Landlad:yeah,that’smeinfrondofmyuncle’shome.WhenIwasakid,Iusedbetheretwoweekseverysummer.Ihadagreattimethere.第三幕[一会儿武松饮酒后要走]Songwillleftthereafterdrinkingforawhile.Song:Water,Imustgohome.CouldyoutellmewheretheJingyanghillis?Warer:Gostraightandturnright,youwillseeabigstoneengravedwiththejingyanghill.Butthereisafiercetiger,Isuggestyou’dbettergowithfriends.Song(两眼放光)：Doyouknowwhatismysecondhobby？（小二摇头）Song：Dozentiger！（音乐,两只老虎）Water:DozentigerNow,thatreallysoundsstrang.[武松上山与老虎进行了激烈的斗争，最后老虎快被他打死了，此时一个美女踩着滑轮把武松撞到了。]Wusonghaveafiercebattlewiththetigeratthehill,Thetigeralmostgotkilledbyhimatlast.Whenabeautifulwomanconmeswithrollerbladeandhitsong.Woman:Oh,I'mreallysorry.AreyouOK?Song:I'mfine.Woman:Say,areyoufromtheJingyanghill?Song:Yes,Iam,originally.Woman:Didyougrowupthere?Song:Yes,Idid,butmyfamilymovedhereeightyearsagowhenIwaskid.AndwheredidyoulearntoRollerblade?Woman:Hereinthehill.Thisisonlymysecondtime.Song:Oh,cool.Iwanttolearnit.CanyougivemesomeLessons?Woman:Sure.Justfollowme.[武松就要离开，此时老虎说话了]老虎（大声吼）：What'sthematter?youdon'tliketoplayme?Song:DoyouknowwhatIlikethemost?Tiger:Rollerblade?Song(摇头);chaseafterthegirls.Tiger(狂追)Iamafemale,too.