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Unit3ATasteofEnglishHumour三月，行军1.Whatdayoftheweekisthebestforhavingfriedfoods?3.Whatisthesmallestroomintheworld?2.Whatmonthdosoldiershate?playonwordstonguetwister饶口令jokesPun双关Riddle谜语……limerickn.五行打油诗TongueTwisters1.Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan?你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2.Iwishtowishthewishyouwishtowish,butifyouwishthewishthewitchwishes,Iwon’twishthewishyouwishtowish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。Pun1.Heisnotagravemanuntilheisagraveman.其中的grave有两个含义，一个是“严肃的”(形容词)，一个是“坟墓”(名词)，因此这句话的意思是：他不是一个严肃的人，除非他躺到坟墓里才能严肃起来。1.Policeman:Youcan’tparkhere.Driver:Whycan’tI?Policeman:Readthesignthere.Driver:Itsays,“FineforParking,”soIparked.Enjoysomeverbaljokes:罚款2.Girl:Ifwemarry,willyougivemearing?Boy:Ofcourse,What’syourtelephonenumber?3.Daughter:Auntiekissedmethismorning,Mum!Mum:Hownice!Didyoukissherback,dear?Daughter:Ofcoursenot.Ikissedherface.n.戒指；n.背，背部;背面，反面;后面，后部;（椅子等的）靠背kisssbback回吻某人givesbaring给某人打电话RiddlesWhatkindofdogcanneverbiteandbark?AhotdogReadsomeofthesecustomerandwaiterjokesandmatchthejoke.Canyoumatchthejokewiththeexplanation.1.C:What’sthatflydoinginmysoup?W:Swimming.Ithink!(B)Thefirstpersonisangryaboutsomethingandwantstosay“Whyisthishere?”turntopage22v.飞；坐飞机.n.苍蝇2.C:What’sthat?W:It’sbeansoup.C:Idon’twanttoknowwhatit’sbeen.Iwanttoknowwhatitisnow.(C)Theanswertothequestioncontainsawordwhich,whenspoken,canhavetwomeanings.Thefirstpersonisaskingforinformationabouttime.Thesecondpersontreatsitasaquestionaboutshape.Thesecondpersontreatsitasarequestforinformation,andgivesananswertothequestion.3.C:Waiter.Willthepancakesbelong?W:No,sir.Round.(A)n.长时间；adj.长的；SherlockHolmes&WatsonIsthereanythingwrongwiththeircamping?Whathappenedtothem?SherlockHolmesandDoctorWatsonwentcampinginamountainousarea.夏洛克·福尔摩斯和华生医生去山区野营。1.Theywerelyingintheopenairunderthestars.他们在山区一块露天的地上躺了下来，头上顶着星星。SherlockHolmeslookedupatthestarsandwhispered,Watson,whenyoulookatthatbeautifulsky,whatdoyouthinkof?夏洛克·福尔摩斯仰望着星空，轻声地说道：“华生，当你望着美丽的天空时，你想到了什么？”Watsonreplied,2.Ithinkofhowshortlifeisandhowlongtheuniversehaslasted.华生回答说：“我想到生命是如此的短促，而宇宙却是如此的漫长。”No,no,Watson!Holmessaid.Whatdoyoureallythinkof?.“不,不对，华生！”福尔摩斯说，“你到底想到了什么？”Watsontriedagain.3.IthinkofhowsmallIamandhowvasttheskyis.于是华生又试着回答：“我想到我是如此的渺小，而天空是如此的广阔。”Tryagain,Watson!saidHolmes.“再回答一次，华生！”福尔摩斯说。Watsontriedathirdtime.4.Ithinkofhowcoldtheuniverseisandhowwarmpeoplecanbeintheirbeds.华生试着第三次回答了：“我想到宇宙是如此的寒冷，而人们睡在床上是如此的暖和。Holmessaid,Watson,youfool!5.Youshouldbethinkingthatsomeonehasstolenourtent!福尔摩斯说：“华生，你这个傻瓜！你应该想到有人把我们的帐篷偷走。”SherlockHolmes&WatsonIsthereanythingwrongwiththeircamping?Whathappenedtothem?Someonehasstolentheirtent.语法填空（根据课文内容和语法规则完成短文）SherlockHolmesandDoctorWatsonwent1（camp）ina2（mountain）area.Theywere3（lie）intheopenairunderthestars.SherlockHolmeslookedupatthestarsandaskedWatsoninawhisperwhathethoughtof4helookedatthatbeautifulsky.Watson5（reply）thathethoughtofhowshortlifewasandhowlongtheuniversehadlasted.Holmesaskedthesamequestion6secondtime.ThistimeWatsonthoughtofhowsmallhewasandhowvasttheskywas.HolmesaskedWatsontotryagain.Watsontrieda7_________（three）timeandhethoughtofhowcoldtheuniversewasandhowwarmpeoplecouldbe8theirbeds.Holmescouldn’tcontrol9（he）atlast.HeshoutedtoWatsonthathewasafool，forheshouldbethinkingthatsomeone10（steal）theirtent.campingmountainouslyingwhenrepliedathirdinhimselfhadstolencampingmountainouslyingwhenrepliedathirdinhimselfhadstolen1.Howdidtheyfindthattheirtentwasstolen?AquestionbySherlockWatson:IthinkofhowshortlifeisandhowlongtheuniversehaslastedRepeatagainIthinkofhowsmallIamandhowvasttheskyisRepeatagainIthinkofhowcoldtheuniverseisandhowwarmpeoplecanbeintheirbedsSomeonehasstolenourtent!★development2.Whichsentencedoyouthinkisthefunniest?“YoushouldbethinkingSomeonehasstolenourtent!”★Punchlinen.结尾警语；妙语如珠3.Afterreadingthefunnystory,whatkindsofpersonsdoyouthinktheyare?SherlockHolmes:DoctorWatson:carefulcarelessCarelessnessmaycausemanyfunnystoriesinourdailylife.