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精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜英语超简单简短小笑话篇一：超简短的5个英文笑话超简短的5个英文笑话1.Teacher:whoeveranswersmynextquestion,cangohome.老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。Oneboythrowshisbagoutthewindow.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher:whojustthrewthat?!老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy:Me!I’mgoinghomenow.男孩：我!我现在要回家了。2.Whatdogcanjumphigherthanabuilding?什么狗比大楼跳的还高?Anydog,buildingscan'tjump!任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。3.Whathasahead,atail,andnobody?什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?Acoin!硬币。精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜4.Whathasoneeyebutcannotsee?什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?Aneedle.针。5.Wife:Howwouldyoudescribeme?妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?Husband:ABCDEFGHIJK.丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.Wife:Whatdoesthatmean?妻子：那是什么意思?Husband:Adorable,beautiful,cute,delightful,elegant,fashionable,gorgeous,andhot.丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。Wife:Aw,thankyou,butwhataboutIJK?妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?Husband:I'mjustkidding!丈夫：开个玩笑!篇二：简单英语小笑话Heisreallysomebody精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemaninacemetery.他真是一个大人物--我叔叔下面有1000个人。--他真是一个大人物。干什么的？--墓地守墓人。Mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvertisementinthenewspapers!Mrs.Brown:It'snouse,mylittledogcan'tread.我的狗不识字布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”Bringmethewinner--Waiter,thislobsterhasonlyoneclaw.--I'msorry,sir.Itmusthavebeeninafight.精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜--Well,bringmethewinnerthen.给我那个打赢的吧--服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。--对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。--哦，那给我那个打赢的吧。GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?Igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.You'reagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly.Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”Jim’sHistoryExamination精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜Uncle:HowdidJimdoinhishistoryexamination?Mother:Oh,notatallwell,butthere,itwasn'thisfault.Theyaskedhimthingsthathappenedbeforethepoorboywasborn.吉姆的历史考试舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。1.HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthathappen?Johnny:Weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon.他赢了汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。篇三：短篇英语笑话10则带翻译短篇英语笑话10则带翻译①Goldfish金鱼精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom。Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?Stan:Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!===================================================================斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！②TheRevenge欺骗的代价OldFarmerJohnsonwasdying.Thefamilywasstandingaroundhisbed.Withalowvoicehesaidtohiswife:WhenI'mdeadIwantyoutomarryfarmerJones.Wife:No,Ican'tmarryanyoneafteryou.Johnson:ButIwantyouto.Wife:Butwhy?Johnson:Jonesoncecheatedmeinahorsedeal!===================================================================老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。”约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。”妻子：“为什么？”约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”③IthinkthatI'machicken我想我是一只鸡Psychiatrist:What'syourproblem?Patient:IthinkI'machicken.Psychiatrist:Howlonghasthisbeengoingon?Patient:EversinceIwasanegg!===================================================================精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？病人：我认为我是一只鸡。精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。④HowdoIgetthegumout我怎么把口香糖取出来Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.HowdoIgetthegumoutfrommyears?精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜===================================================================当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢？”⑤WhereAmI我在哪儿AnEnglishmanlosthiswaywhilehewasdrivinginthecountryside.Hesawafarmerworkinginthefieldnearby,sohewentnearerinhiscarandaskedthefarmer,Excuseme,canyoutellmewhereIam?Yes,thefarmerlookedathimstrangelyandsaid,youareinyourcar,sir.=================================================================一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗？”“可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的车子里，先生。”⑥Whydoyouneverphoneme?你为什么不给我打电话？MrsHarrislivesinasmallvillage.Herhusbandisdead,butshehasoneson.Heistwenty-oneandhisnameisGeoff.Heworkedintheshopinthevillageandlivedwithhis精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜mother,butthenhegotworkinatownandwentantlivedthere.ItsnamewasGreensea.Itwasquitealongwayfromhismother'svillage,andshewasnothappyaboutthis,butGeoffsaid,Thereisn'tanygoodworkformeinthecountry,Mother,andIcangetalotofmoneyinGreenseaandsendyousomeeveryweek.MrsHarriswasveryangrylastSunday.Shegotinatrainandwenttoherson'shouseinGreensea.Thenshesaidtohim,Geoff,whydoyouneverphoneme?Geofflaughed.But,Mother,hesaid,youhaven'tgotaphone.No,sheanswered,Ihaven't,butYOU'VEgotone!======================================================================我会告诉你这篇没有中文翻译吗。。。⑦TheSameActionYieldstheSameR